BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women

Subject: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 08:30 PM

Dang Our Captain gets all the beautiful Women, now it is Angelina Jolie

Kendall's girl

and yea I cooled off, sorry for the outburst, Thanks Bruce you always shake sense into me

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: maeve
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 08:33 PM

You are so going to the cellar, Dan. Jacqui will be home any time now! She's Kendall's one and onliest and you know it.

maeve

You want apple or blueberry pie while you're doing time?

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 08:36 PM

and even Paris Hilton for heaven sakes you rascal
parishilton

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Jeri
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 08:37 PM

I'm glad you're back, Dan, but and you are BAAAAAD!

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 08:37 PM

Maeve honey
blueberry would be great, I will get me coffee

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 08:40 PM

Y'olddude. Glad ya took some good advice and some time to consider it.

As fer them wee girls, K is far beyond that... real women are for real men.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 08:41 PM

Dan... go for the apple... trust me. Anyone can make a blueberry pie... even me. Get a slice of old chedder and some tea.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Janie
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 08:43 PM

Is the place to brag about Dani and Janie having Kendall for supper last night?

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Janie
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 08:45 PM

Erhh.."this", and not "the."

But you get my drift.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Amergin
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 08:49 PM

Well...did he taste good? I thought he would have been too old and tough to chew on at his age....

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: maeve
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 08:49 PM

I reckon Dani and Janie had indigestion.

m

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: maeve
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 08:51 PM

Gnu- I figured you'd want apple, but Dan can have blueberry if he wants. He'll be down there for a long, long, long, long...

m

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 08:54 PM

and even the cover of Vogue ...

vogue

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 08:56 PM

I am going to do some serious time on this one ... aaahhh can I bring me guitar captain ...

Oh boy

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: maeve
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 08:57 PM

...long, long, really long time.

m

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 08:58 PM

Fine with me... more apple pie for everyone else.

Now, I am just thinkin you make a regular blueberry pie... ?? If you make special one... like a Paté, Acadian style, I might be keen. Ma Mere used to make one in a big square pan.... FLUFFY lard crust... wild blueberries (not those gigantic farmed blueberries full of fly eggs... yup) that was to die for.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 09:02 PM

And even a new shopping mall named for the captain ...
new mall

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: maeve
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 09:07 PM

ORDINARY blueberry pie? I am wounded. All of my baked goods are to live for, sir. Wild blueberries are best, but where'd you get the notion that highbush berries are full of fly eggs? Not Maine berries!

I like the way we are keeping on topic here.

m

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: kendall
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 09:09 PM

Eat your heart out guys.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: maeve
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 09:10 PM

Hi there, Kendall.

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 09:14 PM

I did not say highbush Bberries are full of fly eggs.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Janie
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 09:14 PM

Quite chewy.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: maeve
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 09:17 PM

Full of protein...

Oh, high bush are the only farmed blueberries I know of down here.

m

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: ranger1
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 09:21 PM

Oh, hey now! Kendall, I am miffed! Wasn't I supposed to get custody of Seamus if you went south? And here I was, thinking I might call you up and invite you out to breakfast, as I didn't have a large yellow dog letting stinky farts in my tiny abode...

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 09:22 PM

love blueberries as a kid in pennsylvania i would pick wild huckle berries amazin pie

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Janie
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 09:22 PM

Use caution when having Kendall for supper. High in protein, but quite chewy, and possibly laden with fly eggs if he ate many blueberries before departure to points south.

Think I'll have apple, maeve.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 09:32 PM

salty : )

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 09:32 PM

Maeve... we have farmed blueberry fields here that are as wide as you can walk in a day.. or two. Miles and miles planted in the slain pine forests. Big money.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: maeve
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 09:34 PM

Different from our wild berries then, gnu.

Janie- You got it.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: open mike
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 09:39 PM

oh, and welcome back, O.D.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 09:49 PM

Good to have you back in Maine, Captain. But I didn't realize that you were away on a photo shoot. Any tasteful nudes?
SINS who had Seamus all to herself.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Amos
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 09:58 PM

I am sure Janie and Dani were quite tasteful, very well-behaved, and, I imagine, well-dressed.

Not sure who provided the dressing, though.


A

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 11:30 PM

Someone has some extra time on his hands. (But those are impressive composites--quite clear. Good work.)

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 11:36 PM

Oh they are from an online website you just pick the style and upload the image it does the work my friend ... just a fun site

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 11:44 PM

Have you seen that web site where you can enter your text on the church message board by the street? It looked quite realistic last time I saw it. I think some Mudcatters played with it and posted the results.

"The best position is on your knees" kind of thing. (Though I think that one was real.)

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 11:55 PM

i did see that one there is some fun stuff out there for sure

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: jacqui.c
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 04:01 AM

Darn it! I can't access your website OD. As a result you have not been consigned to the cellar..................yet.

I go away for a little while and what happens? My husband has become a sex symbol. I suppose this is his sneaky way of making sure I get on the plane next week and head back for Maine.

Just remember all you ladies.


















I'LL BE BACK.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 05:33 AM

Nope none of your links work for me either Dan, and welcome back from this side of the pond too.
Tami, I trust Jason made up for Seamkus in his absence!

John

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Micca
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 05:44 AM

Tami, all this talk of Blueberries make me think of breakfast at Uncle Andys!!! altho' the BEST blueberry pancakes I EVER tasted were at Mount Garfield in Colorado, light buttermilk melt-in-your-mouth with very fresh blueberries.....Droooool..

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Tinker
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 06:31 AM

I couldn't connect with the links either.... but I know from experience that Kendall always returns to Jacqui.... She's willing to share if you keep the demands reasonable....

My son is off to university --flew out at 5:55am...

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: kendall
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 06:49 AM

The best blueberry pancakes I ever ate were in Dani's sitting room. Delicious, even if they were not from Maine.

Tammy, you'll have your shot at Seamus.There is only one of him so, like myself, you must share!

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 07:10 AM

He's so modest :)

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Becca72
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 08:47 AM

The links didn't work for me, either but I'm thinking that may not be a bad thing...

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 09:08 AM

Try it now folks, thunderstorm knocked down my server, back up and running tee hee. Cellar here I come

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 09:16 AM

Hey Maeve did you ever have a concord grape pie? It is wonderful actually. I have 5.5 miles of concord grapes behind my house that are owned by several friends. I will ship you a box when they get ripe. This is the grape producing region of NY

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 09:18 AM

Poor Kendall. All alone in the wilds of Maine, abandoned. I'm glad he has had some abandoned company.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 09:23 AM

Now he is all over TV ... see what happen when you are gone ... the rascal
TV

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 09:36 AM

And even Spain and England honored him with a new postage stamp
stamp

see you should never go home to visit this is what happens my gosh Captain you have been busy

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: bobad
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 10:07 AM

Uh oh

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 10:23 AM

bobad
I am so busted ... LOL I am hoping Jacqui is too busy to stop back. yup that's my hope. The thunderstorm was a fortunate event for me that knocked down my server at just the right time.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 10:32 AM

Jacqui even the currency has changed since you been gone
money

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 11:36 AM

some thread creep. Folks if you have youtube videos please set your permissions to allow comments by approval only. The fakers put some crap on Bruce's youtube video's that I removed. Now they are hitting youtube catters pretty good

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: jacqui.c
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 12:25 PM

Thanks Dan, all is now clear.

All I can say is that it just shows what good taste I have in men and that I've got something that Angelina and Paris admire, but can't have!

That doesn't keep you out the cellar though, Dan. And you're right - it's gonna be a long, long time. BTW, you know the cellar is a no smoking zone, don't you?

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 12:28 PM

dang that is going to be really hard time. I gonna ask Barry Finn if he can sing some work shanties while I am down there

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Jean(eanjay)
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 12:32 PM

Shame about youtube, does that mean all those great comments from people are lost?

PS: Glad you're back, just knew from the thread title who it was :-)

Love bobad's link.

lol

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 12:58 PM

enjay sadly yes

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 01:08 PM

Everyone thinks that Kendall is called captain cause of the sea. Nope I know the real truth, it was not Armstrong that first landed on the moon, it was our Kendall

captainonthemoon

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: kendall
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 01:28 PM

Why me, Lord? How did I get to be such a lightening rod?

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 01:29 PM

Your magnetic personality?

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 01:36 PM

olddude, the best advice I can give you is either get a job or a therapist...FAST! As Head Kendall Groupie even I am a bit mystified by this obsession. If you carry through on your threat to attend the Getaway, the Captain may need an order of protection. And keep in mind - NO FLASHING DURING HIS PERFORMANCE! It distracts him.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 01:55 PM

Mary
you are next lady!, send me photo's people, payback for the Jello threats ya know LOL ... The captain and Jacqui are good sports for letting me pick on them and they know I tease cause they are my friends

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 02:04 PM

And I am harmless Mary as long as I keep taking the medicine LOL
I no longer hear the little voices that keep saying "climb the bell tower bring the rifle" LOL ... by the way I got Bruce, Ron and JT with the photo's also ... bobad got me ... my kids like that one bobad

still laughing

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 02:04 PM

I have photo's of Mary ;)

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 02:13 PM

by the way it is a really fun website, I was playing with it while copying a big database files for a client.   Anyone can use it free give it a try

photofunia

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 02:17 PM

No banjo players then

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 02:35 PM

Sadly no John but I will make one for ya , we need one for fiddlers also and accordion ... got some time on my hands as you can see... dang Reminds me gotta fix Pete Waddon's site I promised awhile ago ... sorry Pete

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Micca
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 03:56 PM

Giok, my advice to you re:Mary and pictures is "Stop digging..."

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 05:07 PM

Hee hee, I know Micca, just teasing. Coffee has been taken by now you know.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: frogprince
Date: 12 Aug 09 - 11:52 PM

At least the Cap'ns face didn't turn up where Rush Limbaugh's did

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 12:00 AM

Dean
that is awesome

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 08:08 AM

First cup in hand. Do not provoke me, MacKenzie. I know where you live!

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Amos
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 11:35 AM

Mary is soooo cute when she gets all puffed up like that...

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 11:53 AM

I have your address Mr Jessup, and can pass it on to SINSULL without any feelings of guilt.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 12:41 PM

LOL
so do I get my photo or not ... (ok never mind, Mary would pelt me with Jell-O I just know it)

there is a cruel side to that girl ya know .. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 12:51 PM

Nope, I know which side my bread is buttered on Dan, and I quite like living too.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 12:52 PM

That Amos though, he deserves it, for what he did to that whisky ;)

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: maeve
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 12:54 PM

Careful, Dan. You mess with Sinsull you mess with all of us... Mwahahahaha!

Your friend,

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 01:18 PM

LOL Maeve is one lady I would not want to be on the wrong side of .
SINS, dangling her participles




and she is only a raw recruit to the Evil Sisterhood.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 01:25 PM

You girls stick together I can see that for sure. I ain't messing with ya .. I know when I am beat ... LOL

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Becca72
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 01:26 PM

"Mary is soooo cute when she gets all puffed up like that... "

Amos, it's not funny to tease Mary about her "special atributes" like that. :-)





Ok, so do I get my first trip to the cellah for that?

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: maeve
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 01:30 PM

BECCA CELLAH

love,
maeve

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 01:33 PM

Becca
you can join me, I will share Maeve's pie , captain said he was going to clear a place off

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 01:33 PM

BECCAH ?

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: kendall
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 01:35 PM

Hello Daughter, nice of you to drop in. Dont disturb the spiders.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: maeve
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 01:43 PM

Sins- I really think dangling earrings are so much more becoming...the little penguins suit you, or the singing nuns you're in the habit of wearing on song circle nights. Even though the cunning red lobstahs aren't all they're cracked up to be, they do allow your inner beauty to better shine than dangling participles.

I must, however, protest your recent characterization of myself as being a raw anything. In the words of one Mehitabel,

"one life up and the next life
down archy but always a lady
through it all"

Don Marquis, in "archy and mehitabel," 1927 found here

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 01:54 PM

Archie and Mehitabel were Red Skelton's seagulls. No past life progressions there.

Becca - come out of the cellar and I will see to it that you pay for that crack. I will be yard saling next week.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Amos
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 01:59 PM

Saling, saling, over the bounded yards
Bringing back schlock and glitzy crap, the life is very hard!
Nuns and lobstahs, even a singing Bass!
Not even Jesus was so brave
As to mess with Mary's ass!

A

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Becca72
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 02:02 PM

I think I'd rather stay in the cellah!

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Becca72
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 02:09 PM

John,
You've got the Maine accent a bit backwards...you have to add an "r" when there isn't one... it's "Beccar".
Around these parts we drink sodar and watch Lawr & Ordah.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 03:04 PM

Not "Lawr & Ohdah"? Not that I want to question, only to clarify.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 03:05 PM

Oops... I should have typed "Lawr & Ahhdah". Sohrry abouht thaht.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Becca72
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 03:08 PM

Depends on what part of the state you're in, Gnu. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 03:14 PM

I am often in a terrible state.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 03:16 PM

Apparently, the slumping economy has given Amos a death wish. Always stirring the pot, aren't we, Mr. Jessup. Expresso? Colombian? Or decaf at the Getaway?

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 03:17 PM

Careful... she my lace the decaf with sommat old.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 03:40 PM

Who is this Laura Norder anyway?

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: frogprince
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 04:03 PM

RED SKELTON'S SEAGULLS WERE GERTRUDE AND HEATHCLIFF1

Sheesh, some people got no culture....

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 04:32 PM

Mary dear
and you are such and angel !!
and I am so in the Cellar for this one

AngelMary

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 04:42 PM

and the new fashion line from our Mary

you know I love you sins ... so be gentle

maryfashion

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 04:49 PM

Going to hide now ... I will be back in a week ... look for me under that big tree stump ... or the Rock out back in the garden ...

I am soooo dead

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 04:58 PM

Lime Jell-O at ten paces. Maeve is my second. You can run; you can hide; but I WILL FIND YOU. I know where you live and I have family within walking distance.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 04:59 PM

Hide? You'd better appreciate her hide.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 05:03 PM

gnu,
Did you give him that picture or was it Jacqui, that silly old bat? I shouldn't complain. At least I am not pictured as a nun...that was foolish.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 05:03 PM

did I mention I love you .... Oh my God I am soooo dead

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: jacqui.c
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 05:06 PM

I WAS looking for photos but Dan found one before I did.

Hehehehehehehehe...............

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 05:09 PM

seriously folk, Thank you for the great laughs I really need them and being such wonderful sports. I am off for a few days leaving late tonight, Heading out to hug my kids. My youngest I haven't seen since my oldest daughters wedding so I am pretty happy right now. Going to do a little fly fishin also ... Mary I will take the lime Jello over the head I deserve it but it sure was fun ...

love to all
Dan

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Leadfingers
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 05:13 PM

I'm living on rain and road kill sleeping in a hollow log

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 06:51 PM

Mary... the only pic I have of you is holding Jean's works... remember? I am a good guy. I would never mess with you. Unless you mess with me. But, being of Irish decent descent, you know that, and you don't mess with peeps. Now, there may be some that deserve messing with... but I shant name any names... they have made it clear who they are and I hope they sleep well... for a while.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Janie
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 06:56 PM

Please, Dan, before you go...Mary as a nun?

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 07:10 PM

With the fishes g?

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Joe Offer
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 07:19 PM

"The hills are alive, with the sound of SINSULL...."

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: kendall
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 07:32 PM

Dan, enjoy fishing while you may. I had to give up fly fishing; they became too hard to skin.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 07:37 PM

Et tu, Janie?

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Janie
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 07:45 PM

Hail Mary, full of grace....      

















(and forgiveness?

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Janie
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 07:47 PM

Let's pretend I left the closing parenthes(i)(e)s off on purpose because it is certainly an open question.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 07:50 PM

Render to Caesar, the things that are Caesar's and to Mary the things that are Mary's.

I think that's a "NO", Janie.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Janie
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 07:52 PM

Uh Oh.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 08:21 PM

Un to ward? Which ward, you ask? Ah, there is your first clue.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Joe Offer
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 08:27 PM

Another one of Kendall's women

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: ranger1
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 08:52 PM

Joe, my friend, it was nice knowing you. And owning a third of you for such a short while. She will find you, you know. And you will be showered, nay, buried in lighthouse hideobilia, such a collection of kitsch as has never been collected in one place before (and hopefully never will again). Beware of foghorns and revolving light beams...

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Janie
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 08:59 PM

Ooooh!!!!!!   Aaaaah!!!!!!!!

(Don't do it, Janie....don't hit the subm-)

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 09:31 PM

Oh boy Joe, all I can say is
"dead man walking"

ahhh can I have your guitar after Mary kills you?


thenewmountrushmore

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: olddude
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 09:31 PM

headin out, take care folks talk to you in a couple of days

love Dan

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 09:35 PM

Joe Offer is dead meat.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 09:42 PM

Sister Mary Paschal Candle Half-lit is on a tear...

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Janie
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 10:05 PM

Hands off, Sins, 'til Dani, Tami and I have had our use of him....

After all, we paid good money for him.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Joe Offer
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 10:27 PM

Hmmm. Dani? Tami? Janie?
I've got photos of all of them. I wonder what I can cook up....

(click)

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Amos
Date: 13 Aug 09 - 11:05 PM

Hark, the herald angel SINS,
Not too sweet, and not too thin!
Not too hard, and full of Love,
Rich with bounty up above!

Joyful all ye Maineish curs,
Holding Yard Sales just for her,
Bring your shlocky gllitz and trash,
Mary's here, with hard earned cash!
Hark, the herald angel, SINS,
Rummaging through
The trundle bins!

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: jacqui.c
Date: 14 Aug 09 - 04:50 AM

ROTFLMAO!

Brilliant pics and I loved the carol, amos. That I have to learn!

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Aug 09 - 05:30 AM

Why is only one of the life size, Joe?

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: GUEST,Kendall
Date: 14 Aug 09 - 06:05 AM

It's nice to know I'm not the only target in this shooting gallery!

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 14 Aug 09 - 06:38 AM

....speechless....

Dani

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL
Date: 14 Aug 09 - 07:57 AM

Why have they all made tight fists? MAybe to punch out Joe?

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Aug 09 - 09:04 AM

I'm REALLY glad I'm up in these mountains, living a virtuous life and about all not having a server I can use to...never mind.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: beardedbruce
Date: 14 Aug 09 - 12:02 PM

R,

Need a server? I have a spare Sunfire V280 ( replaced with V440 and V480) if you can either come get it or pay shipping.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: ranger1
Date: 14 Aug 09 - 05:47 PM

You, Mr. Offer, have waaaaay too much time on your hands. Come east, I can fix those pesky moments of boredom, we need a slave to bundle firewood at the park.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: GUEST,Kendall
Date: 14 Aug 09 - 07:49 PM

I keep losing my cookie!

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Joe Offer
Date: 14 Aug 09 - 07:54 PM

You know, I don't know why Ranger1 is complaining. I thought that she and Janie got pretty good pictures. Dani, as usual, was a bit of a problem. This (click) is her usual pose at the Getaway (despite appearances to the contrary, she and Micca are practicing transcendental meditation in this photo)..
After a lot of effort, I was able to come up with this (click) revision of my "Triplets" picture.
-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 14 Aug 09 - 08:31 PM

Holy SHIT!

Someone take that camera away from him!

Is that really ME?!? Micca, what the hell were we doing?!

Dani

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Joe Offer
Date: 14 Aug 09 - 08:39 PM

That was at the 2004 Getaway, Dani, in the Mudcat cabin at about 4 AM. I think we stayed up because Seamus Kennedy came to visit after a gig, and we didn't want him to sing to nobody.
Nowadays, we get to sleep at a more reasonable hour....or not.
-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Micca
Date: 14 Aug 09 - 08:59 PM

Dani, I am willing to forget ALL about that incident if you are, Deal?

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Joe Offer
Date: 14 Aug 09 - 09:03 PM

I'm getting a LOT of good laughs from this thread....

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Janie
Date: 14 Aug 09 - 09:09 PM

2004?   Oh, well then.

I'm younger than that now.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: ranger1
Date: 14 Aug 09 - 09:10 PM

Oh, I think we can get some more laughs...anyone got pix of Joe in his inflatable horse costume?

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 14 Aug 09 - 09:14 PM

mum's the word, my friend. Mum.

Dani

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John Hardly
Date: 15 Aug 09 - 07:45 AM

Curiously, Greek fisherman's caps look suprisingly good with nipples on top.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: kendall
Date: 15 Aug 09 - 12:29 PM

Nipples look good on top of everything.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John Hardly
Date: 15 Aug 09 - 12:56 PM

"Nipples look good on top of everything."

Maybe, but shoes can really rub the ones on the top of your feet pretty raw.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: frogprince
Date: 15 Aug 09 - 01:05 PM

As recently as the time of the Salem witch trials, having a nipple (or any skin irregularity vaguely resembling one)in any non-standard place could get you convicted as a witch. Someone, typically the preacher and the jailor I guess, would look the suspect over throughly for such evidence.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu
Date: 15 Aug 09 - 01:35 PM

So, a third nipple during pregnacy was a death sentence?

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Tinker
Date: 15 Aug 09 - 02:57 PM

"Giggle giggle giggle" she says, as she tiptoes quitely out of the line of fire....

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: GUEST,Kendall
Date: 15 Aug 09 - 04:43 PM

Come back here! No one escapes the inquisition.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Micca
Date: 16 Aug 09 - 03:34 AM

Tami re your request 14 Aug 09.10
" Your wish is my command ,Oh Mistress of the Lamp"
THE Horse show

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Aug 09 - 05:44 AM

Oh dear, still makes me cringe, but I'll have a pint of whatever they were on at the time.

J

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: kendall
Date: 16 Aug 09 - 06:34 AM

You are all certifiable.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: ranger1
Date: 16 Aug 09 - 06:48 AM

Yes, kendall, we are. But NEVER boring.

Micca, I don't think I can do anything with moving pictures. Need a still one for what I have in mind...

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Janie
Date: 16 Aug 09 - 09:54 AM

Lordy, Micca, did you really have to resurrect that one?

Nothing like having one's most embarrassing moment in 57 years documented on YouTube!

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Micca
Date: 16 Aug 09 - 10:41 AM

Sorry Janie, I will grovel when I see you, I promise

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: kendall
Date: 16 Aug 09 - 01:04 PM

You dont see me making a "Horse's ass" of myself. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Tinker
Date: 16 Aug 09 - 01:14 PM

Some of us were "flaming-o asses" thank you very much......

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Aug 09 - 01:53 PM

But flamingos have long legs!

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Amos
Date: 16 Aug 09 - 02:01 PM

Jock, yer dead meat, now.

I added an elucidative comment to the You Tube thread. Amusing what reactions the dang thing gets from perfect strangers. And imperfect ones, too.



A

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Aug 09 - 02:38 PM

Hey Jessup WTF do I care, the people I like, like me, and the people I don't like, don't like me.
Life is prfect.

John G

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Amos
Date: 16 Aug 09 - 04:26 PM

Well, I like you just fine, mon, as well you know; but remarks about flamingo legs might set about some people of delicacy changing their opinions in a volatile manner, is all. I'm just saying...



A

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: kendall
Date: 16 Aug 09 - 04:51 PM

I dont get all the women. However, I was walking through the Mall the other day and two young girls tried to pick me up. I overheard one say to the other, "Get him"

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Tinker
Date: 16 Aug 09 - 06:19 PM

Now Amos, there was a Getaway where I dislayed a "bit" of leg but there weren't any flamingos and I think I own the only video....

tink

(Okay perhaps Mrs Duck has a copy but it's pretty safe....)

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Amos
Date: 16 Aug 09 - 07:28 PM

Hardly fair, Tink; we will start a conspiracy to demand a replay this year...



A

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Joe Offer
Date: 17 Aug 09 - 12:11 AM

Tink, you may want to take a sledge hammer to your camera....You're in enough trouble already.
love,
-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: ranger1
Date: 17 Aug 09 - 12:17 AM

Hee, hee, hee, Mr. Offer. A little birdie e-mailed a very interesting photo earlier today. Now if only I can figure out how to post the damn thing...

I'm sure someone will be willing to help out on that front.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Tinker
Date: 17 Aug 09 - 08:05 AM

If you can upload to flicker or another photo site you can set a blue clickie to the photo....


tinker


who is waiting to see ....

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: GUEST,SINSULL
Date: 17 Aug 09 - 08:13 AM

Any video of the previous year's Ladies Of The Club video?????

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 17 Aug 09 - 08:39 PM

PLEASE let me know if I can be of any assistance, Tami.

I got a random message/comment on that damn photo of yours today, Joe.

Thanks, 'buddy'! As my kids say when I am not up to snuff: "how you gonna get me a new Daddy lookin' like that!?"

Dani

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Joe Offer
Date: 18 Aug 09 - 03:23 AM

Well, I certainly didn't want that to happen, Dani. Photo's gone.

I'm very sorry, Dani.

-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL
Date: 18 Aug 09 - 08:50 AM

Tinker? "Dislayed" a leg? Do you have a wooden one that unscrews?

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 18 Aug 09 - 09:39 AM

Mary

CELLAR !!

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: frogprince
Date: 18 Aug 09 - 10:03 AM

Ever since Dan started this, I've been wondering: Dan, did you mean "Dang it, Kendall gets all the women", or "That dang Kendall gets all the women". ?

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: kendall
Date: 18 Aug 09 - 11:23 AM

Either way it's not true. There are quite a few that I don't get.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Joe Offer
Date: 18 Aug 09 - 01:41 PM

Yeah, the rest of us hang around waiting for the ones he "doesn't get," ever hopeful. Did you ever see this kendall guy in action? He struts around with a crowd of women behind, all of them reaching out to stroke his infamous black leather jacket. And all of the women seem so happy when he's around.

I wish I knew his technique...

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu
Date: 18 Aug 09 - 01:47 PM

Whiskey. He's got five hundred miles to drive.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL
Date: 18 Aug 09 - 01:49 PM

Sometimes he picks one of us to carry his guitar...or his coat. (SIGH)

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 18 Aug 09 - 02:24 PM

Anybody got a bucket of cold water handy?

J

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Tinker
Date: 18 Aug 09 - 03:10 PM

Kendall and some of "his" Ladies

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL
Date: 18 Aug 09 - 03:16 PM

LOL I just noticed Alice's butt off to the right. Another groupie.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Tinker
Date: 18 Aug 09 - 06:16 PM

I was wondering abput that myself. Alice didn't want to be left out, but clearly made her own statement.

If I remember right, Jacqui took the photo, and is probably responsible for the gigglefest as well.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu
Date: 18 Aug 09 - 06:24 PM

The pussy looks unimpressed.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: frogprince
Date: 18 Aug 09 - 06:27 PM

I have a few pictures of 'catters now, but I was thinking that I didn't have anyone who has been on this thread. On second thought, though, I do have ONE
(from Apple Hollow)
                      Dean

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: kendall
Date: 18 Aug 09 - 06:53 PM

Joe, it's like petting a cat. You have to act like you don't want to.

Actually, it just goes to show what good taste these Mudcat women have.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 18 Aug 09 - 07:16 PM

Well, you know he's posted on Jacqui's birthday thread that he's planning to visit the UK next year, so he'll be hoovering up us British women too.....

Kitty

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Amos
Date: 18 Aug 09 - 07:19 PM

Kendall:

As the darlings in your life grow more mature you have to learn how to treat them well. (Watch all the way through).

A

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: gnu
Date: 18 Aug 09 - 07:40 PM

Many a good tune... many...

Excellent vid, kid.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Janie
Date: 18 Aug 09 - 09:25 PM

That was wonderful, Amos!

I think Kendall and Jackie should replicate that in place of the Mummers Play this year.




Kendall,

Not to worry, I'm almost certain the Camp will have a debrillator somewhere on the grounds.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Aug 09 - 11:15 PM

Here's a Mudcatter who at least got the attention of a woman!

Guy Wolff

Link 2

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 19 Aug 09 - 06:49 AM

Joe, no worries about the picture. I put it next to my mirror, so no matter how I look in the a.m., it gets better instantly.

Don't go worrying how Kendall does it... keep doing it your way. I'll bet your fan club would be more demonstrative if your wife was there, too! People are a little greedy (territorial?) about folks whom we only get to see in person once or twice a year : )

Dani

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: kendall
Date: 19 Aug 09 - 07:13 AM

If it aint broke, don't fix it.

Subject: RE: BS: dang Kendall gets all the Women
From: SINSULL
Date: 19 Aug 09 - 08:35 AM

The only picture I have ever seen of Guy must be dated 1960. LOL That picture was a shock. I just assumed he was all of 25 - 30. He's at least 40.