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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: Gurney Date: 16 Sep 09 - 05:43 AM Just for Georgiansilver, here is the weather forecast: We bin up on de Air Ministry roof, an' it pissin' down with rain. Dat am de end ob de weather forecast. {Collected Broadcasts of Idi Amin.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: Little Hawk Date: 16 Sep 09 - 01:38 AM What a gnusance! |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: Bert Date: 15 Sep 09 - 11:21 PM I recall a cartoon by Chuck Jones of a Mother Wildebeest paddling her own gnu. |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 15 Sep 09 - 10:39 PM Actually, gnus have every right to be in The United States. They belong here! The place was made for them! Did not Abraham Lincoln say in The Gettysburg Address, "Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a gnu nation..."? |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 15 Sep 09 - 10:28 PM They can have my gnus when they pry 'em from my cold, dead hands. |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: Georgiansilver Date: 15 Sep 09 - 04:38 PM Is that the end of the Gnus? If so it's time for the weather forecast!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: longboat (inactive) Date: 15 Sep 09 - 04:03 PM Mama, put my gnus in the ground I can't shoot them anymore. That long black cloud is comin' down I feel like I'm knockin' on heaven's door |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: SINSULL Date: 15 Sep 09 - 04:02 PM Do they glow in the dark? |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: VirginiaTam Date: 15 Sep 09 - 03:51 PM Maeve I am sure you meant Gnu Hampshire. You guys are not gonna believe this Gnu pickles are set to infiltrate the condiments stocks of grocery stores, fast food restaurants (and the back corner of the larder that we never clean) all over the United States. |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: maeve Date: 15 Sep 09 - 03:32 PM Living the Gnu life Not this one, eh. maeve |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: Rapparee Date: 15 Sep 09 - 03:30 PM Wasn't he in "The Gnus Of Navarone"? |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: SharonA Date: 15 Sep 09 - 03:29 PM There is no law against him visiting the US. It's true. I read it in US Gnus & World Report. |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: Amos Date: 15 Sep 09 - 03:12 PM But his mother's voice echoed in his head: "Don't take your Gnus to town, son. Leave your gnus at home, boy. Don't take your Gnus to town." |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: John MacKenzie Date: 15 Sep 09 - 03:07 PM But which one is Our gnu? |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: maeve Date: 15 Sep 09 - 02:55 PM He's certainly welcome to and valued highly by lovely New Hampshire! gnu sightings here maeve |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: longboat (inactive) Date: 15 Sep 09 - 02:42 PM Well he wants to tour with his band, Gnus and Roses this after a successful interview on CBC Gnusworld |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: John MacKenzie Date: 15 Sep 09 - 02:41 PM The real gnu,picture. The Gnu Song A year ago last thursday, I was strolling in the zoo When I met a man who thought he knew the lot He was laying down the law about the habbits of baboons And the number of quills a porcupine has got So I asked him "What's that creature's name?" and he answered "That's a helk!" And I'd have gone on thinking that was true If the animal in question hadn't put that chap to shame, And remarked—"I ain't a helk—I'm a gnu! I'm a gnu—I'm a gnu The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo I'm a gnu—how do you do? You really oughtta g-know w-who's w-who I'm a gnu—spelt G - N - U I'm not a camel or a kangaroo So let me introduce, I'm neither man nor moose Oh, g-no, g-no, g-no, I'm a gnu!" I had taken furnished lodgings down at Rustington-on-sea Whence I travelled on to Aston-under-lyne On the second night I stayed there I was wakened from a dream Which I'll tell you all about some other time Among the hunting trophies on the wall above my bed Stuffed and mounted was a face I thought I knew A bison? An okapi? Could it be a hearty beast? Then I seem to hear a voice—"I'm a gnu! I'm a gnu—a-g-nother gnu I wish I could g-nash my teeth at you I'm a gnu—how do you do? You really oughtta g-know w-who's w-who I'm a gnu—spelt G - N - U Call me bison or okapi and I'll sue Nor am I in the least like that dreadful hearty beast Oh, g-no, g-no, g-no, I'm a gnu! G-no, g-no, g-no, I'm a gnu! G-no, g-no, g-no, I'm a gnu!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: Rapparee Date: 15 Sep 09 - 02:38 PM Just certain individuals, not the whole danged country. |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: gnu Date: 15 Sep 09 - 02:24 PM I thought the USA wanted me to visit? |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: VirginiaTam Date: 15 Sep 09 - 02:15 PM I thought there was some kinda Gnuplot take over the US border patrol computer system. But it turned out to be a wild gnu chase. |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: John MacKenzie Date: 15 Sep 09 - 01:32 PM gnu gnu news |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: bobad Date: 15 Sep 09 - 01:01 PM Who gnu? |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 15 Sep 09 - 01:00 PM NO GNUS IS GOOD GNUS! |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: Les from Hull Date: 15 Sep 09 - 12:57 PM Well this is all gnus to me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: Rapparee Date: 15 Sep 09 - 12:40 PM Shouldn't that be "gnuulates"? |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: Q (Frank Staplin) Date: 15 Sep 09 - 12:37 PM The gnu, or wildebeast, native to Africa, would require an import license and quarantine before import. Habitation in Canada may shorten the process, but a visa is not normally required for four-footed ungulates. |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: SINSULL Date: 15 Sep 09 - 12:36 PM What makes you think he hasn't? |
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Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: Rapparee Date: 15 Sep 09 - 12:24 PM I can fix that. Probably should, huh? |
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Subject: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh From: John MacKenzie Date: 15 Sep 09 - 12:20 PM There is no law against him visiting the US |
