Rubber Gloves

Subject: Rubber Gloves
From: Dan'l (inactive)
Date: 22 Jul 99 - 12:34 AM

I asked a friend where I could get some rubber gloves for doing some staining today, and he told me that the gas station/store had some. So I went there and the clerk told me they had none. Well ok...I thought. So while I was there I decided to use the facilities and there was a machine that said latex on it, so I put 75 cents in it and I looked at what I got, and boy...was I furious. Ya know...I don't mind paying a little extra for convenience, but I think 75 cents a finger is just a bit ridiculous.

Dan'l

Subject: RE: Rubber Gloves
From: catspaw49
Date: 22 Jul 99 - 12:45 AM

Art, Oh Art..........Here Art, c'mon boy.....c'mon.....over here fella'.....WHOOEEEEP,WHOEEEEP, WHOOEEEEP........c'mon Art...come and get it.........

Spaw

Subject: RE: Rubber Gloves
From: Night Owl
Date: 22 Jul 99 - 01:03 AM

giggle....thanks Dan'l...good one!! I have no doubt you'll be receiving some valuable advice shortly.

Subject: RE: Rubber Gloves
From: Wolfgang
Date: 22 Jul 99 - 04:48 AM

written by Mai O'Higgins (info from a Dungarvan website)

Wolfgang

Subject: RE: Rubber Gloves
From: Wolfgang
Date: 22 Jul 99 - 04:50 AM

sorry, wrong thread for my post W.

Subject: RE: Rubber Gloves
From: anonymous
Date: 22 Jul 99 - 08:30 AM

You must have been in the wrong restrooms. As the owner/manager of a gas station that does substantial buisness with aliens, I have special restrooms set aside for thier convince while refueling their saucer. Your anatomy is significntly different from theirs. If you only had one finger (and not even an opposable thmub!) and other less mentionable features. (I'm not sure exactly what, I've never tried it, but I'm told they no longer go to some of my competition who tried a hidden camare. Modesty is important to them.) You would fully understand why they are willing to pay $.75 for a single finger glove where the door is locked, yet fly 50 lightyears out of your way to save the equevelent of $.005 a tank for fuel.

I don't know where they get money, but my banker has double checked and assures me it is not counterfeit.

Next time please use the correct restroom, if they smell human (and they will) I have to clean the entire restroom with mercury (which is slowly poisionous) without entering the restroom. I hav eextra long handles, but still getting to every corner is difficult. Its bad enough that I can't replace the tiolet paper (which may seem the same to you, but it is treated with expensive chemicals) from outside, I don't want to have to clean it again.

Subject: RE: Rubber Gloves
From: Les B
Date: 22 Jul 99 - 06:09 PM

Reminds me of a note I saw written on one of those curious machines in a gas station restroom in Nevada - "This here bubblegum tastes like rubber !"

Subject: RE: Rubber Gloves
From: catspaw49
Date: 22 Jul 99 - 06:22 PM

Art, oh Art.......where are you Art?.....Here boy, c'mon............WHOOEEEEPWHOOEEEEP......C'mon Art......c'mon and get it ................

Spaw

Subject: RE: Rubber Gloves
From: Roger the zimmer
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 03:52 AM

Did you hear about the two old ladies whose cottage was near the pub? Late night revellers used to make love in their bushes . Mavis came into the house from the garden one morning and said to her sister in disgust (cue song:)
"Condom in the garden, Maud!"

Subject: RE: Rubber Gloves
From: Legal Eagle
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 07:08 PM

Once upon a time I used to go out with a physiotherapist (funny word, if you look at the last 6 letters). Later she married. There were ideas her husband held dear but he felt a bit let down when she wanted to use a rubber glove. DOn't ask my why when or where she told me.

Subject: RE: Rubber Gloves
From: WyoWoman
Date: 24 Jul 99 - 05:43 PM

THAT would dampen a bit of ardor, wouldn't ya think?

You know, if anyone were just looking for a smidge of evidence that there are one or two minimally bizarre folk in this community, all they'd have to do is look through the thread listings. It's sort like da-daist poetry, but the neighborly placement of "Lime Jello Salad" and "Rubber Gloves" just sort of makes one's head spin.

Of course, I love it. But I have a well-deserved reputation for weirdness.

WWW (you KNOW what that third W stands for now)

Subject: RE: Rubber Gloves
From: MAG (inactive)
Date: 24 Jul 99 - 09:02 PM

derivation of "weird" means having occult powers ...

Subject: RE: Rubber Gloves
From: WyoWoman
Date: 24 Jul 99 - 09:28 PM

And the rubber gloves help with that, I've always found.

>; >

WW

Subject: RE: Rubber Gloves
From: Jeri
Date: 24 Jul 99 - 09:48 PM

WW, visit Thread Name Game