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Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
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Subject: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Peter T. Date: 26 Jul 99 - 08:49 AM Everyone made it? Ladies? cp? LEJ? Black Jack? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: MMario Date: 26 Jul 99 - 08:57 AM Those transporter warp-jumps are a bit rough, caught me as I was coming through the door! Wasn't the bar on the right and the door to the kitchen on the left before? Coulda sworn... *mumblemumblestumblemumble* anyhow - finished a weekend of Ren-faire and want something mellow - heard a really nice medley of "Red is the Rose" and "Loch Lomand" this weekend - anyone up to trying it? MMario
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Fadac Date: 26 Jul 99 - 10:10 AM Loch Lomand a great tune. The MacFarland clan comes from the shores of Loch Lomand. So the tune has extra meaning for us. (sigh) The story that I heard, about the low road. The low road is how your soul travels after death to get home. I had heard the story that the English (nach) had a big prison full of Scottish Jackobites. Well, the care in there wasn't very good, and they died like flies. So the prisoners that were reliesed, took the "High Road" home. Those that died in captivity, they took the "Low Road". Now listen to the song, with that in mind and it makes sence, with the never never meet again line. Anyway my .02 worth on a pre-coffee monday. (Ack!) -Fadac |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Neil Lowe Date: 26 Jul 99 - 10:36 AM Well, dust my broom...those are Cassady's initials.... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Roger the zimmer Date: 26 Jul 99 - 10:49 AM OK, I promise not to sing or play my kazoo, but can I tell you a story? Priest in confessional: Yes? ? Man:Father, I'm 80 years old, have led a blameless life up till last night when I went to a low bar [could it have been the Mudcat Tavern?], got drunk, met two 18-year old stunners, took them to a motel and made love to both of them several times. Priest: When was your last confession? Man: I've never been to confession before Priest: Why not Man:Because I'm Jewish Priest:Why are you telling me then ? . Man:I'm telling everyone! Barkeep, they're throwing beermats at me again! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Penny S. Date: 26 Jul 99 - 10:54 AM Fadac, I have wanted that information for years. Naomi Mitchison used it in her book "To the Chapel Perilous", and I never understood what it meant. She always writes as though the reader knows what she knows, and she came from a very well-educated family. Thanks. Glad I popped in just now, but I can't hang around, as I have a classroom to clear. Penny |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Peter T. Date: 26 Jul 99 - 11:18 AM Give that Roger whatever he wants!! (Well, I've never heard it before). Amazing how much these virtual tabs run. yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Roger the zimmer Date: 26 Jul 99 - 11:50 AM You are a scholar and a gentleman, Pete, I'll have a small Metaxas. Actually that joke was told me this weekend by a Mexican: I always admire people who can tell a joke in a foreign language, I know I couldn't (and she's justwritten a science PhD in English!). I also heard some good Irish jokes from my Irish friends that evening but somehow I can't now remember them! (It WAS a good evening!). |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Steve Parkes Date: 26 Jul 99 - 11:59 AM Roger, surely - hi folks! Two pints of Pedigree for me and aer kid, and whatever you're having? - it's natural for Mexicans to tell jokes in a foreign language? They speak Spanish, for heaven's sake! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: DougR Date: 26 Jul 99 - 12:43 PM FADAC, thanks for the information on that great old Scottish folk song. I had always wondered what the back ground to that song was. The McWilliams side of me particularly was curious. It's a bit early out here in the desert to imbibe in the strong stuff, but a cup of coffee would certainly go great if you are around, bbc! DougR |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Neil Lowe Date: 26 Jul 99 - 01:12 PM You are truly a gentleman and a scholar, sir. I'll have my usual poison, seeing as it's Monday, save the good stuff for later in the week. Beam on the rocks, make it a double - again, seeing as it's Monday. Today I feel like one of the barflies waiting for Hickey in The Iceman Cometh. I'll just have to figure out which one. Probably Slade, old fatalist philosopher. I hate Mondays - wonder what percentage of all the blues tunes were written on Monday? Maybe if I sit here long enough I'll see some more old ghosts wander in.... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: paddy Date: 26 Jul 99 - 01:17 PM Hiccup! barman! pintas fer me friends 'n meself! like the medley notion. except for decoration, artistic license, and occasionally even tempo, the melodies are the same. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: katlaughing Date: 26 Jul 99 - 01:53 PM "Oh, Neil......wooooooo" wind whistling through a shutter is heard) "Neeeeiiillll.....come away with me." a slight movement, out of the corner of his eye, catches Neil off guard, he gives a start and gasp Neil: "Why who could that be? ....Why, I think it's Little Red Riding Hood! Hey there Little Red Hood, I don't think little big girls should, go walking in the spooky, uh...spooky, oh yea, spooky old woods alone! Hey, guys, didja see that? No, really I think it was a ghost, didn't you hear her call my name? Uh, I've only had one, today! Naw...just give ma another pint! I gotta go to the eye doctor and get my eharing checked!" He turns back to the table, bends an elbow, throught the glass bottom of his drinking mug, he sees the face of a young girl in a red hooded cape smiling at him from around the corner of the bar. Neil's mates: "Hey, chum, wake up! Are ya alright? That was a fast tumble from a low chair. What in the world's up with you? Here, take a swig; it'll put hair on yer chest! Now, what was that you were saying about some more old ghosts wandering in....?
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: MAG (inactive) Date: 26 Jul 99 - 02:00 PM seeing as how it'sstill morningwhere I am, I'll have some OJ -- maybe I'll slip a little (virtual) cognac into it when no one's watching -- Abilene sounded great; the spirit of Bob Gibson is hovering, beaming approval, I hope. did somebody offer a strum along to "Trouble in Mind?" MA |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: LEJ Date: 26 Jul 99 - 02:22 PM Hey gang! Sorry to stick bbc with all the drink and food duties, but I am just screwing down the last of the planks on the new outdoor deck. We will have a wet bar AND a cappucino bar under the awning out there. I could hear somebody playing Abilene- man that one is one of my favorites, along with Goodnight Irene. I remember driving through Kansas one May night, and stopping for gas at about 2:30 am. I was singing Goodnight Irene to keep myself awake, and when I pulled up to the pump I was still singing it. The attendant filled the tank, then stepped up to the driver window and sang harmony on a verse. Sounded so good we sang another one. Seems like everytime we change threads, we pick up a new hero of the Beat Generation. Now Cassady and Kerouac are sharing their booth with Ginsburg and Kesey. No you can't see em, but nevertheless they are there. They become quite visible on full moon nights about closing time, but if you listen closely you can hear Kerouac's non-stop patter, Cassady's laugh, Ginsburg spouting esoteric imagery, and Kesey ordering more of the blue onion rings (yeah, I know they aren't blue- you try telling him!).Kind of an undercurrent to the usual din of conversation in here. Yes, it's the booth directly below the bay window with the Mudcat Tavern lettering. PJ doesn't realize it, but she's actually sitting on Cassady's lap right now. I try to steer people away from sitting in that booth, because all kinds of weird things happen, like when Kesey slipped LSD in that CPA's Sprite. " Happy Trails to you... " |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Peter T. Date: 26 Jul 99 - 02:37 PM If this is the Red Riding Hood ghost from "Don't Look Now", I am out of here, gone. Brrrrr. Of course it could be "The Rabbit in Red". yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: catspaw49 Date: 26 Jul 99 - 03:16 PM "shzah-ba-do-be-doodah, the Rabbit in Red" (just trying to help add the "musicality" to your post Peter.......Yeah, I know, ON-MRAI-JNA. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Dave Swan Date: 26 Jul 99 - 03:26 PM Wow, push on those swinging saloon doors and get zapped in here by a blue clicky thing. Some trip. Hey Leej, I brought a hammock. Let's stretch this thing out above a corner of the deck. A bucket of ice and cervezas close at hand, some guac and tortillas. Monday's gonna be O.K. Can somebody turn the sun down just a little? Viva inertia. Dave |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Llanfair Date: 26 Jul 99 - 03:34 PM Hi, half a pint of Murphy's, please, what's all this about ghosts? I've been trying to find the lyrics to The Ballad of Bethnal Green, and it's driving me NUTS. I used to sing it in....er....1966, and now I've forgotten it. What you've been seeing is the ghost of my lost youth!!! Oh, ta, bbc, I'll have a bag of pork scratchings as well, thanks. Bron. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: catspaw49 Date: 26 Jul 99 - 04:11 PM So Leej, you got the computers all set up in the back room? I wish I was gonna' be there! THIRTY NEKKID 'CATTERS listening to Rick!!!! Wow, that'll be really...uh..............it'll be, uh................yeah,uh, it sure will............Holy Possum Fat, whadda' thought. Have a nice time and I'll see you.....well, I'll check-in anyway, when I get home. Spaw--------Watch for vice cops, ya' know? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Banjer Date: 26 Jul 99 - 07:09 PM What a mental picture that is.....O my Lord....I'll be having nightmares tonight for sure....Maybe if I play some Old Timey Gospel it will relax and calm the frazzled mentals.... On a more serious note, the Loch Lomond story I got from a friend who sings a very beautiful version of the song is that it is the story of two captured soldiers, both from the same village. One was condemned to die and the other released. The song is the words of the condemned prisoner to his fellow villager...Again, here the 'low road' is the one that follows death, while the 'high road' takes the living home. So as is typical of folklore, one doesn't know which version to subscribe to, but the interpretation of the high and low appears to be the same in both cases.
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Jeri Date: 26 Jul 99 - 07:40 PM On a less serious but music-related note, isn't there a song involving a hitchiker being picked up by a car full of naked religious people? I know I heard it somewhere, but I can't remember where and I can't find it in the database. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: catspaw49 Date: 26 Jul 99 - 09:22 PM Why do you feed me this stuff Jeri??? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Bill D Date: 26 Jul 99 - 09:31 PM Jeri...the thread about a bunch of naked Pentacostals in a Buick..(or something like that) is buried somewhere...*grin*...I never did trace it, but it is cute...maybe Max or Joe knows where...(it's been well over a year..) |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: katlaughing Date: 26 Jul 99 - 09:53 PM Bill D & Jeri: here it is: Naked Pentacostals thread |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: catspaw49 Date: 26 Jul 99 - 09:55 PM I think they're in a Pontiac Bill and that thread popped up again within the last 6 months either refreshed of blue clickied....I remember reading it. catspaw |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 26 Jul 99 - 10:28 PM Oh, boy, you guys caught me! I've been on a longer break than Lonesome! (Sorry, boss!). Let's see. First, I grew some special coffee beans for Doug, roasted, ground them, & brewed his cuppa. A little late, but, boy, is it fine! There you go! Next, double Beam on the rocks for Neil. Sorry for the wait! Let's see--Mexican stuff for Dave Swan (or is that you, PJ?). Murphy's & pork scratchings (pork rinds here, I think!) for Bron. Cold water for catspaw--over his head after that last link! Whew! How am I doing! Got to take shorter breaks! BTW, Doug, thanks for the generous tip! I'm still trying to pay off that digital camera! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Angus McSweeney Date: 26 Jul 99 - 10:31 PM OK, all this talk of ghosts and Little Red Riding Hood has put me in mind of a tune. Remember Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven?" OK, good...now, remember that junky 60's song "Hey there, Little Red Ridin' Hood, You sure are lookin' good, you're everything a big bad wolf could want....Ahooooooooo!" Now, with just a few minor modifications, you can sing a REALLY LONG SONG: (same tune) "Once upon a midnight dreary, As I pondered weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore" You have to play with that last phrase a little, but I always thought (after about 3 scotch's, that I had stumbled upon an absolutely criminal fusion. Any takers? Oh, yeah...this is good scotch...got a Tombstone Pizza back there? Want to continue this fusion stuff... Peter, I know you can sing along on this one, maybe try those finger picks! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Dave Swan Date: 26 Jul 99 - 10:59 PM Nope it's really me scarfing guac, and quite good it is,thanks.Now that the sun's gone down, do you mind if I plug in the bug zapper? On the other hand, skeeters gotta make a living too, sooooo... Maybe I'll switch to spirits and let the little buggers cop a buzzzzzzzzzzzz. A Bombay Sapphire and tonic when you have a moment, please. Damn the plasmodia, full speed ahead. bbc, you're doing a fine job, thank you so much. Cheers, D. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: campfire Date: 26 Jul 99 - 11:56 PM Howdy, folks. Just got back into town after a stint in the north woods of Wisconsin. YMCA Family Camp, so I haven't had anything but Pepsi in about a week. It seems I missed some kinda flap; I guess I don't even want to know. Just give me a double shot of Cuervo in a snifter, please, and I'll catch up on the good times. campfire |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: catspaw49 Date: 27 Jul 99 - 12:06 AM Uh Dave.....El Swanno???? Uh, could you help me here? I think I'm going into cardiac arrest from bbc's cold water bath........a little Ringers? D5W? Got the paddles with yuh?.......Uh anybody......little help here? caatttsspp asad qwrtjlwwwwmagopjghghiyuuuuu'fy.../ |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Dave Swan Date: 27 Jul 99 - 12:13 AM 'spaw buddy, it's me, El Swanno. Ain't nothin' but a little cold water. Just need to warm you up. Now focus on these...focus buddy...it's the Women of the Mudcat Baby Oil Wrestling Team trading cards. Huh ? Feeling warmer? That's it pal, deep breaths. Just sit with these for a while. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: catspaw49 Date: 27 Jul 99 - 12:15 AM OOOOOOO......Thanks Dave....much better... Jack and coke here please.... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: DougR Date: 27 Jul 99 - 01:36 AM bbc: Aw shucks, I missed you again! Thanks for that wonderful especially brewed coffee. It surely hit the spot. I finally located a photo of me and the boss which I will be sending you via snail mail because I haven't invested in a scanner as of this date. 'Tis cocktail time on the desert and I'd sip a ice cold vodka on the rocks were one available. Velma had her glass of wine and shooed me off to the tavern for a spell. I'm glad that it's Open Mike night because I feel like singing! "Goodnight Irene," is one of my favorites and I think I'll start off with that one. DougR |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Roger the zimmer Date: 27 Jul 99 - 04:01 AM Hi, just dropped by with the consignment of Lime jello for the Mudcat baby oil wrestling team, do you want it in the paddling pool or the hot tub? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Neil Lowe Date: 27 Jul 99 - 06:50 AM Peter T., thanks for the drink and bbc slow down a little ...I'm getting tired just watching you.....you got here just in time, though - Kat has me spooked (literally) with that "Oh Neil...wooooooo" stuff and I need a little liquid courage to take the chill off. Leej, is that Kesey's horrendous Day-Glo school bus parked outside, the one the Hell's Angels are riding around like Indians encircling a wagon train? Maybe I ought to go say hello.... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 27 Jul 99 - 09:58 AM Mornin', folks! Thanks for the kind words, Doug & Neil. Keeps a girl goin'. Catspaw, you know you're s'posed to have 8 glasses of water a day. Hmmmmm..maybe I can help you w/ that. Well, here's your lime & tonic. That's not what you ordered? There goes another tip. Tell Karen I said hi. Cuevo for campfire. Welcome back! Don't worry about bygones; just settle in & enjoy good friends' company. Who do we have here--coffee & doughnuts or the hard-drinkin' crowd? How about a nice morning song? Anybody know "Early" by Greg Brown?
Ooooo-ee, ain't the mornin' light pretty Back to work! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: alison Date: 27 Jul 99 - 10:04 AM OK.. seeing as I missed the chance to get nekked to listen to Rick (I was actually nekked... but asleep at the time. does that count??? *grin*) I'll volunteer for the baby oil and jelly wrestling.... now I need an opponent......... oh and someone to get the oil onto that bit in the middle of my back that I can't quite reach......... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Dave Swan Date: 27 Jul 99 - 10:18 AM Oh my.... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Jeri Date: 27 Jul 99 - 10:28 AM Who's that eyeing the Jello tub? He's considering the distance, checking wind speed and direction, evaluating the height of the side of the tub. Oooh...he's focusing...focusing...he purposefully steps forward, another step, and another, gains momentum until takeoff velocity is reached...launching himself into the air...AAAAIIIIEEEE--CANNONBALL!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: campfire Date: 27 Jul 99 - 11:03 AM Hey, Baby Oil Wrestling would probably feel good on the sunburn and mosquito bites. I'm game...winner gets Joe??? caqmpfire |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 27 Jul 99 - 11:09 AM Oooooh...we're giving out men as prizes? I might join. No, on second thought, I don't think Duane would like that! Too bad! Back to work, Barbara! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: harpgirl Date: 27 Jul 99 - 11:16 AM how 'bout a tagteam, Alison? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Jeri Date: 27 Jul 99 - 11:38 AM Bbc, maybe you could work out a deal to wrassle one of the fellas and win Duane as the prize. You think he'd go for that? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Angus McSweeney Date: 27 Jul 99 - 11:54 AM Um, after all those drinks you folks wouldn't believe what I think I'm reading here. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 27 Jul 99 - 12:02 PM Oh, Jeri, I don't think I need to wrassle for Duane. He claims I've already got him, hook, line, & sinker. What was that about a trout? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: catspaw49 Date: 27 Jul 99 - 12:05 PM Yeah, why not just beat the crap outa' him again with the trout? You might need a new trout after last night. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: annamill Date: 27 Jul 99 - 12:12 PM Hello Everyone, This is the first time I've been able to stop in since last week and what do I find...baby oil wrestling and jello wrestling. Shall I go get a bucket of cool whip?? Is this co-ed baby oil wrestling or is that a silly question? Count me in!! Do we disrobe now? Who's first? I missed listening to Rick nekked, to busy with my honey. This will certainly make up for it though. Oh, may I have a Irish coffee for breakfast first, please? Are we still on Berts tab?? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Dave Swan Date: 27 Jul 99 - 12:13 PM While the combatants are smearing themselves in emollients and choosing sides, anyone for a few rounds of Liar's Dice? Just a guess, but I bet we've got a bunch of naturals here. D. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 27 Jul 99 - 12:46 PM Although I brought it on myself, catspaw, I think I'll just ignore that last one & hope it goes away. Hey, Doug, when it's happy hour in the desert, bring the wife back in. We've got a 3-day special running right now--free glasses of jug wine for women named Velma. Lonesome figured we could afford it. Hope to see you soon. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: DougR Date: 27 Jul 99 - 12:55 PM bbc: I'll certainly accept your kind offer and velma will go almost anywhere for free cheap jub wine so I'm sure she'll tag along. What's this about getting back to work? Schools out, isn't it? Back to jewelry making? DougR |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: LEJ Date: 27 Jul 99 - 12:58 PM Neil, I spoke to Kesey about all the room that his bus is taking up in the parking lot, and he said as soon as the jello-wrestling is over he'll park it on the astral plane where it won't be in anybody's way and Baba Ram Dass can give it a nice wash and wax job. But now we go to Ring Announcer Peter T. Ladies and Gentleman we present today's Feature Event. Ten Rounds for the Women's Tag Team Lime Jello Championship! LlllllllllETS GET READY TO RUMBLE !!! LEJ |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Angus McSweeney Date: 27 Jul 99 - 01:03 PM Oh my. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 27 Jul 99 - 02:05 PM No, Doug, just back to passin' out drinks in the tavern. Boy, nobody's reputation is safe, anymore! Here's poor Velma, just trying to have a quiet drink w/ her husband & he says she'll go anywhere for free drinks! Velma, you;d better speak up for yourself! BTW, did anyone mention that Duane hit me first *and* more times?! Speaking of working--Hey, boss! Did I mention that I need time off this weekend, to take care of the folks at Bill's party? Hope that's ok. Sounds like we have a lot coming to visit & some to stay. What's that joke--How do you know when you've had folkies visiting? They're still here! :) |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: DougR Date: 27 Jul 99 - 05:41 PM Barb, Velma would probably whack me upside the head if she knew I said that. From now on I'll be good. DougR |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 27 Jul 99 - 05:55 PM Only be as good as you want to, Doug, but do remember--I have your (& Velma's, I assume!) email address! (smiling affectionately)! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Big Mick Date: 27 Jul 99 - 10:49 PM Man, a fella gets a little busy..........Hey, Leej or bbc, What's a fella got to do to get a proper of Uncle Arthur's finest?............Sorry, I'm a little cranky today. Damn day job is getting in the way of my music and my 'Cattin. I come back to find DougR is a complete gentleman and I feel like a heel for coming on like a bull moose in heat (tx bbc), Obi Wan Offer has appropriated my special name for the object of my cyber desire (T>H>E F>AI>R O>NE), speaking of whom, T>H>E F>AI>R O>NE is inviting fellas to rub her with oils and go skinny dipping in jello. Oh woe is me, I am going to quit singing Irish and go to the blues. Wait.................Irish is the blues..............Leej, give me a double shot of John Jameson's very finest, please. One day I am the Keeper of the Sacred Fertility Rites....the next day nobody knows my name. Anybody got a Guild 12 string layin around??????? Big Mick, wallowing in self pity |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: WyoWoman Date: 27 Jul 99 - 11:06 PM Obviously, Big Mick, we're going to have to devise some new initiation rites to welcome you back to your postition as keeper of the Sacred Fertility Rites. Come over here, Big Boy -- Kat, Alice and I have a few ideas. >;-] WW |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 27 Jul 99 - 11:15 PM Hey, Mick, we remember you; we even *like* you! Doug had no hard feelings. In fact, he's been looking for you. He wants to compare notes on charming the ladies! Here's your drink, honey. Stop wallowing & relax. Where's that hug you promised me? That's better! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: katlaughing Date: 28 Jul 99 - 12:38 AM "Meowrrrr" she purred, flexing her claws.... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Alice Date: 28 Jul 99 - 01:57 AM Hey, who called my name? I'm not here. Victorian ladies do not frequent taverns. (but thanks for thinking of me) |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: alison Date: 28 Jul 99 - 02:15 AM Hey Harpy, you and me as a tag team ..... I like it!!. We'll win with this combination. Hey Mick quit whinging and get your gear off.. no one said this was single sex wrestling....... let's get the boys in here too... it's a big enough pool... OK with you Harpy? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Peter T. Date: 28 Jul 99 - 08:58 AM How come some people leave for a day and everyone descends into Irish politics, and other people (er, me) leave for a day, and everyone is into baby oil Jello wrestling? There is some deep unfairness going on here. Bartender, another beer with a Johnson & Johnson's chaser. yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 28 Jul 99 - 09:10 AM Mornin', Peter! Yeah, life's like that. Care for some coffee & doughnuts w/ your beer (served before 11 am)? Hey, I think I see someone gesturing at you from the jello pool! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Roger the zimmer Date: 28 Jul 99 - 10:21 AM Here's today's order of jello, banana this time, I see. You sure get through a lot, what do you do with it, wrestle in it? Ha Ha! Oh, and there's an order here for several gallons of whipped cream, what shall I do with that? What's that? Mr Catspaw, that's not nice, just doin' my job! A drink on the house? Apology accepted, thanks,a small curse of Roussos will do nicely, and a few olives if you have them. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Jul 99 - 10:58 AM Yeah, look I'm sorry, just try not to bring up anything about marshmallow creme.......like I'm still doin' therapy. ya' know? Well Peter, what can I tell you.........You and Mick also missed out on gettin' nekkid and listening to Rick's show.......sorrowfully, I couldn't help but notice that most of the participants were male.....and a more depressing and digusting looking lot, I've NEVER seen!!!! Plus we couldn't get the show over the net!!! Now the Great El Swanno did show in fishnets and half a gorilla suit, but that can't keep you going long, especially when he has gas. Personally, I'm going to be gone all weekend and I wholly expect to see a far better and more musical site when I return..............and by the way, the problem with receiving Rick's show was Joe's fault as you've probably noticed on the "Get Nekkid" thread. Well grab a drink and see what the day brings......and Zim, take that creme and shove it up yo........oh sorry, already said that didn't I? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Dave Swan Date: 28 Jul 99 - 11:47 AM Morning bbc, Spaw, R the Zim, we'd better have a close look at the jello delivery. I've heard that unscrupulous wholesalers are repackaging nut and vegetable jello moulds in plain fruit contaniners. Zim, you could have been had, and I hate to think what could happen if someone slid into a celery/walnut clot during the afternoon match. What's the world come to when you can't trust jello? May I have a little something to make my coffee more interesting? E.S. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 28 Jul 99 - 01:21 PM Mornin', Dave! Anything you like! That's the wonderful thing about a cyber-menu; we have anything you want (within loose bounds of propriety--see Leeg for the other stuff!)! A little whipped cream on the top? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Dave Swan Date: 28 Jul 99 - 03:55 PM No thanks, maybe a blob of jello, though. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: DougR Date: 28 Jul 99 - 06:40 PM Big Mick: Thanks for the kind words. I like to think my momma raised me right, and that I turned out to be a gentleman. Just remember, it takes one to know one. I'd wondered where you had wandered off to, and missed exchanging pleasantries with you! DougR |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: WyoWoman Date: 28 Jul 99 - 09:03 PM I'm sorry. I simply cannot wrestle in banana Jello. That color is not on my chart and it looks simply ghastly on me. I'll take something in a nice raspberry or cherry. C'mon, women,let's speak up for the really important things in life -- color, color, color! And, of course, texture. WW |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: alison Date: 28 Jul 99 - 09:14 PM Yeah I'd rather have red too.... matches my hair..... now what I'd really like to know is "where are the opponents?" Harpgirl and I are ready.... bring on the other team....
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: WyoWoman Date: 28 Jul 99 - 10:07 PM Yer' on. I just need a pardner. WW |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: MAG (inactive) Date: 28 Jul 99 - 10:39 PM brandy HD Aleander -- I'll just go make it up (brandy, HD coffee icecream, creme de cacao) I'll make myself a shakerful as long as they're virtual -- caffein, sugar, and a double alcohol whammy -- come to think of it, I'll make that Tia Maria. I haven't got a body I'd want to show off by plastering it with jello; how 'bout a round of "Those were the days." MA |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Big Mick Date: 28 Jul 99 - 10:50 PM Alright ladies you asked for it. Harpy, meet Sir Arthur the knosher. Yep.........he loves eating jello.........and the things he does with the beard......well..........better stop there. He will be wading in to take on the Harpy. If he starts singing "Da Night Before Larry Wuz Stretched" you may want to consider throwing in the towel. And I, Mudcat Mick, will be taking on THE FEARLESS FEARSOME FICKLE FECUNDIOUS FAIR ALISON in what may very well be the wrestling match of the century. You will not want to miss this one, pholks. But more importantly, I do not want to miss this one. In fact, I have been having cyber dreams about it all my life. Rick..............no, wait, on second thought.......Rib, will you hold my beloved Guild 12 string...........Rick.............no, wait, on second thought..............bbc, will you hold my Seagull........Rick,.....no wait, Leej, will you hold my penny whistles............Rick......no wait, Banjer will you hold my bodhran because you are used to protecting instruments that people want to break.............What???...........OK, Rick, you can hold my capos...........why?????.......because I know you have never seen one before..............Barkeep, give me what very well may be my last Guinness..........Awwwllllllrightie.............off with the clothes..............Ahhhhhhhh........it feels good to be shed of that tutu and those damn brass bra cups........C'mon Art, let's go get 'em........ |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Cap't Bob Date: 28 Jul 99 - 11:11 PM Just a pine float with a lime twist....on the rocks. Mick I'd be glad to hold that Guild 12 string of yours...if I don't have to watch the goings on...or officiate...or anything like that.... Cap't Bob
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Big Mick Date: 28 Jul 99 - 11:31 PM Rib.............let loose of that Guild 12, my buddy Cap't Bob is here. Now Robert and I met last weekend and I can assure you that we have to sit on opposite sides of the building to keep the damn thing from tipping. we are two very big men. And the aul Cap'n can play the shit out of that thing............and sing as good as you want. The Guild is in safe hands with him............Wait,.....Bob...........come back here, you big ape.............where the hell you going with my 12............What???????????????...........I don't want your damned Yamaha 12............What FAIR ONE??????...........Oh yeah, I would look a little silly running down the street nekkid covered in jello.......but he's got my Guild..........Huh?????..........Oh yeah, you're right........I can just swipe Rick's..... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Alan of Australia Date: 28 Jul 99 - 11:58 PM G'day, I think the fellas might win this one. And if we're good the girls might win too............
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: catspaw49 Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:03 AM Yo Mick....about ready for a tiple aintcha'??? You need to swipe BiB's Guild 'cause Rick's got a Tak........But he was using the Grit ya' know..now there'd be somethin' worth swipin'!!! And say, I got a helluva' chance to get in on the ground floor as the U.S. Distributor for teh "Implosive Pedro Guitar Corp." out of Texjawatchie, Mexico........wanna' get in on the action? Rick says their 12 makes one tremendous sound...........just one but it's tremendous......... Leej, bring me a Jack so I can think about how the money's gonna' roll in. Hey Bob, El Swanno, you too....got a few extra bucks? Banj is investing and Leej is trying to get the bank to give him a second...MAG, I think the Northwest could be yours....... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:04 AM Oh, boy, Mick! You're *back*!!! I was trying to figure out if I was being flattered or insulted. Was that an instrument or a dirty bird I was being asked to hold? I had to avert my eyes during the "contest." I may be a barmaid, but I am still a lady. My, that banana jello does give you an interesting aroma! Hope there are no monkeys loose tonight! Uh oh, where's catspaw? BTW, who won? Art, are you ok? Come on over here & catch your breath! Need a drink? I think I do. Just picturing what I did see is enough to give me the willies (calling catspaw!). Time to go home for the night. Bye all! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: alison Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:10 AM No one has won yet he didn't stay long enough. Get back in this pool. Here goes....... (alison lauches herself through the air.... banana jelly flying in all directions and tries to grab Mick....... any commentators out theres?........) |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Dave Swan Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:21 AM Watch carefully ladies and gentlemen, Alison has just launched the unorthodox but highly effective flying possum in which she'll throw herself headlong at Big Mick, rotate in the air, and play dead at his feet.... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: WyoWoman Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:23 AM None who'd want to interrupt Big Mick's fun! Commentary, schmommentary. Look at that big fella, all covered with banana jello and Fair Alison! WW |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Dave Swan Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:26 AM Leej, Slide me a big ol' Anejo and a lime, please. "Implosive Pedro" catspaw ? Oh hell, you're faded. Can't be any worse than the time I got in on the ground floor of franchised charm schools in women's prisons. Yeah, sign me up. But do I have to wear the serape and paste on moustache over my own ? E.S. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: catspaw49 Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:31 AM Uh Leej, bbc??? You uh, might like, you know, er,uh......well, like maybe keep a bucket of water handy!?!?!?! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: alison Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:40 AM big Mick falls for alison's playing dead at his feet and tries to pin her to the bottom of the pool. at the last moment alison does a beautiful possum roll Mick lands in the jello, people at the bar put up umbrellas,... banana jello flying every where. alison climbs onto Micks back and starts shoving jello in his hears......... (are there rules to this.... falls? submissions?.. do we care?) |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: WyoWoman Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:50 AM I, personally, always care about submissions. But I think Jello in the ear is completely above board. It's that playing possum bit I worry about. You KNOW what some of these people do with possums. WW |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bseed(charleskratz) Date: 29 Jul 99 - 01:02 AM Wow, that Alison is not only fecundious, she's absolutely intimidizing. Poor Mick. (Union organizers don't make a lot of bucks, in my experience). Hey, Mick--you're supposed to be wrestling, not just lyin' there takin' it. Who ever booked this match, anyway? Ya had to know that Mick would take a flop and let Alison pin him. Okay, Joe, here's your twenty bucks. I was dumb enought to bet on the big mick. --seed |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Roger the zimmer Date: 29 Jul 99 - 04:06 AM Jeez, when I went to graduate school I never thought I'd end up delivering bulk jello. Here's today's consignment: cranberry! This woman came by the office with a colour chart- fazed the boss, never had no-one choose it by colour before. Guaranteed nut-free, he says. Well I'll have a quick one I.D.? Well I've got my out-patient's card for the Neil Young Center (I've been practicing my American spelling- two countries divided by a common langauge). No, I was never a vet, [Paul Simon impression "I never served"]that's chocolate jello on my hand. Senior citizen's discount? Not yet, but soon! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: MMario Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:02 AM Hey there Rog tZ! Heck, when *I* went to graduate school I never dreamed I'd end up a professional pillow fighter; but sometimes you just get the lucky breaks in life.... Canberry jello, no nuts? Well, that must mean it's ladies night in the wrestling pit! *ducks* I'll have a Cranberry and Vodka, thanks.... MMario |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Cap't Bob Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:30 AM Mick....I'll be right back with your 12 string...Safe keeping, ya know,...you wouldn't want to get it all messed up now would you.. Here Catspaw you can hold my Yamaha 12...you or Allen can use it to stir the pool once in a while....won't hurt in none...it's used to that type of thing. If you get a chance you guys and gals can try the old Yamaha....mighty good for building up callouses, or you can use it for a shield if too much of that MIX gets to flying around... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Alan of Australia Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:54 AM G'day, Alison's possum roll has to be seen to be believed.... Mick, you never stood a chance mate.
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: alison Date: 29 Jul 99 - 10:03 AM Now cut that out....... don't you think his size is a big enough advantage without you telling him my moves as well??????? ****grin****
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: WyoWoman Date: 29 Jul 99 - 10:47 AM I heard that my college-aged kids had done "Jello shots," which is Jello with Vodka in it. I think this would be most appropriate for the next round. "wrestle, gulp, wrestle, gulp, wreshthle, gallop, whrrrrrrr....." ww |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Roger the zimmer Date: 29 Jul 99 - 11:35 AM Hold up folks, special delivery of Dr Bronner's soap, guaranteed to get jello off anything, even a paddling pool. Get out, Mick while the pool boy does his work: would you like a Guiness with a large Irish chaser? I'll have a 3-star Greek with an umbrella in it! We could sing "Beautiful Teamsters" together while we wait. [see Educator thread for details!] |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:25 PM Oh, no, you guys are still at it?!!! bbc here, reporting from behind the bar, under an umbrella. alison thought she had him, but Big Mick was merely using her own tactic against her (He was playing possum, catching his breath under the jello, & enjoying the ambiance.). He is attempting the possum roll himself now! Folks, you've got to see this to believe it! Will he succeed in pinning her? She can be pretty evasive, smeared w/ that gelatinous glop! Stay tuned! catspaw, was that water for you or the wrestlers? Just checking. Roger, thanks for the Dr. Bronner's. We'll dedinitely need it to get the cranberry stains off! Let's take a time-out, so Cap't Bob can give the pool a little stir. That Yamaha sure comes in handy! I'm going in the back, to mix up some jello shots for the after-party. Yell when something happens! It ain't over till it's over! bbc, out. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Liam's Brother Date: 29 Jul 99 - 03:26 PM What time does the session start and, oh yes, is it elite?
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Fadac Date: 29 Jul 99 - 03:49 PM Sessions: Mud apprication: 7X24 Drinking: 7X24 Jello wrestling: 7X20 (have to clean it out sometime) Jello shooters 7X4 (What to do whith the used Jello. Songs: 7X48
Time to break out the Concertina, Sleeeeerp !!PLUG!! Gack!!! ???? Platooie!!! Ok, who put the grape in my Jello shooter? -Fadac |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: MAG (inactive) Date: 29 Jul 99 - 04:00 PM Northwest could be mine, Spaw? Northwest corner of the Tavern? of the pit? I'm lost ... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: harpgirl Date: 29 Jul 99 - 04:28 PM ...and Harpgirl tags Alison and lunges for Fadac's middle...she gets half and twirls him down with a great squishing noise!! she jumps on top of him and mashes lime jello in his ears, she chortles....his concertina flies up in the air and knocks Mick unconscious...Lady Leglock and The Fair One are declared the undisputed winners....!!!!!! bow bow scrape scrape scrape!!! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: MMario Date: 29 Jul 99 - 04:29 PM Looks like it's getting to be that time again. Hey! This coaster is wet, let's all move down to clean spots at the bar..... Have another cup of tea? asked the Mad Hatter I can't said Alice, I haven't had any yet. MMario |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Bert Date: 29 Jul 99 - 04:50 PM Anyone for Guinness Jello? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Jeri Date: 29 Jul 99 - 05:20 PM MAG, I think Catspaw meant NW USA, as distributor for the Imploding Pedro Guitar Corp. Hey, anybody ever try that Jello you make with fizzy water? Now that stuff could be interesting... Guiness Jello - haven't heard of it. I've got a friend who has a recipe for Guiness ice cream, though, but I think it'd be a bit difficult to wrestle in... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 29 Jul 99 - 05:41 PM We all knew women were the more vicious sex. Here's to good winners & good losers! Jello shots, all around! And don't slip on those squishy spots when you're running to the bar!!! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Fadac Date: 29 Jul 99 - 06:24 PM ack I'm not going to type it again. Server messed up. -Fadac |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: campfire Date: 29 Jul 99 - 08:22 PM Its so hot here that Guiness Ice Cream would be just FINE to wrestle in! Would probaly add body and bounce to everyone's hair, as well. campfire |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: LEJ Date: 29 Jul 99 - 08:58 PM My God! Look what you have done to my bar! Jello stalactites dripping down from the ceiling, jello stalagmites on the floor ( or is it th' other way around). This place looks like a scene from Men in Black was shot in it! bbc, we'll need a fire hose to clean this joint up- and I've got the Loan Arranger coming from the bank with his loyal sidekick Squanto to look at the place before he advances us a loan for the Folkie Karaoke Machine and the shuffle board table. The horror...the horror... And look at Max's Mudcataloupe... better stick it in the Maytag before he finds out. Ah the Hell with it. Gimme one of those Jello/Vodka shots. You have raspberry? Hey who's that guy climbing into the Porsche Carrera all covered in banana jello? You say that's not just any guy...That's The Loan Arranger! And he loved the jello wrestling? He's giving me the loan?! Thank you Masked Man! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Alan of Australia Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:09 PM Hey, the thought of Big Mick doing a possum roll.... not a pretty sight. On the other hand.... Oh Alison, THAT bit of jello tasted GOOOOOD...... Now let's try the other |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Alan of Australia Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:10 PM flavour. Oh YES!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: emily rain Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:11 PM *pokes her head in the door* oh dear lord. licentiousness everywhere. um... could i have a glass of ... um ... milk, please? and could you heat it up and add a dash of cardamom? thanks. *whimper* i'll be cowering in the corner. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: alison Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:19 PM HAHAHAHA... I knew we'd be a good team Harpy..... but someone beat me to it for an idea to get more blokes into the pool...... I have a huge vat of gelatin powder... now if LEJ could just fill up the pool with Guinness and someone gets that Banjo down to help mix the two... we could have lovely black jello with a white creamy head on top. BTW what do Lady Eglock and myself get as a prize? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:20 PM Lej, I think we'll need a professional cleaning crew after events like this! Guess we'd better charge something, to defray the cost. On the jello shots, all I have is cranberry, but they're not bad! Hi, emily! Come on in! Don't let these folks scare you off! Here's your warm cardamom milk. You just relax here till you feel like joining in. Who knows? Maybe you'll be in the next round! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: LEJ Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:58 PM Yeah Emily, with bbc's cardamom milks it's just a short trip from cowering in the corner to wrestling in the jello. Consider yourself warned. Now let me crank up the brand new phoakie karaoke machine. Here we go, For All the Girls I've Loved Before . Here Alan, you take the Julio Iglesias part, and Mick, you've got the hair for the Willie Nelson bit. A one and a two... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 29 Jul 99 - 10:31 PM Hey, boss, I think we need one of our web wizards to help us into Round 4. This is taking too long to load! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Cap't Bob Date: 29 Jul 99 - 10:31 PM O.K., O.K., O.K., I've had enough! This is the last time that you are going to use my guitar to stir the pool. Hell its full of jello up to the sound hole. That is bad enough, but the cranberry ice fish~~~~now I call that going a little too far. Now I'll have to spoon it out.....Hmmmmmm not all that bad tasting... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Susan A-R Date: 29 Jul 99 - 10:44 PM WOW! and I could have been coming here all along after work?? I'd like a stout please, Oh, and I brought some left over spring rolls, steamed chinese dumplings and sushi, now if you'll just let me at the popcorn, I'll get my strength up for karioki. Now wait!! be careful, if you put too much jello in . . . oh well, we'll have to add quite a bit of warm water to get them out now. This must be the industrial strength stuff, guaranteed to hold even the strongest wrestler, (possum or not) imobile.
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: katlaughing Date: 29 Jul 99 - 10:53 PM Sit down, fasten your seat bells, put on your helmets and take us into hyper-drive! GO Mudcat Tavern-ROUND FOUR! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: stagejester Date: 13 Mar 05 - 06:31 PM Does Anyone happen to know the Guitar Chords for "Loch Lomand"? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Stilly River Sage Date: 13 Mar 05 - 06:58 PM A search of the DT would have taken you about twenty seconds, and you'd have come up with these: http://www.mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=3669 http://www.mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=3667 http://www.mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=3668 Someone as new to the site as you are is excused this time, but take a look around at the features before you start bringing up old, unrelated threads to ask random questions, please. SRS |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Murray MacLeod Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:01 PM SRS, what the fuck gives you the right to talk to somebody like that ? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Stilly River Sage Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:11 PM Same as gives you the right to talk to me like that, I guess. I was terse and efficient. I answered the question. What's your excuse? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Murray MacLeod Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:18 PM Terse, undoubtedly, efficient, my arse. The guy asked about the chords to Loch Lomond, and he is still none the wiser after your patronising reply. btw I don't need no steenking excuse ... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Jeri Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:20 PM "Terse and efficient" is more like rude and irrelevant. If you're going to give someone hell for violating standards, consider that one of those standards might be reading the damned question. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Stilly River Sage Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:26 PM Brucie already sent the chords on another thread this same person started on the same subject. Since the question has also been answered over there, I consider the topic closed. You can squabble here all you want about how long an answer should be, and what tone of voice you choose to read into it. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: wysiwyg Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:31 PM Jeri, can you move this crap out of this thread and put it where it is topically appropriate? SRS, even the internet-weary scholars here don't post like that when a request is made. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Jeri Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:36 PM I'm going to close this thread. The request for chords should have been easy to delete as a duplicate and there isn't much point in continuing the flaming here. |
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