fingers or other body parts crossed plz! Morticia

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz! Morticia
From: Severn
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 10:29 PM

Upscroll on another thread, the Mudcat Men say they are having a "joint Bonding session". If anybody comes up with some good methods, I'll send him/them over to you to help out.

Until then, hang loose, Morti, we're all pulling for you and your recovery.

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz! Morticia
From: GUEST,John J
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 07:10 PM

The proof that experiments were carried out on you that time you were abducted by extra-terrestrials.

You know, that time in the Anchor.

JJ

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz! Morticia
From: Micca
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 04:34 PM

Morty Tell'em its the Morrigáns Raven claw mark as a price for making you the All Wise!! or for giving you a really good Spell Checker!!

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz! Morticia
From: Tinker
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 01:32 PM

Okay if it were me I'd go with the Mark of the Trinity clawing me back from the grip of ( fill in your favorite villian here)

Perhap's the mark of a Raven's claw????

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz! Morticia
From: Charmion
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 01:12 PM

It's a special, government-funded, highly fashionable, colourless (eventually, you hope) tattoo. Really.

I have a beautiful matching set on my ankles, thanks to icy Ottawa parking lots and the Ontario Hospital Insurance Plan.

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz! Morticia
From: MMario
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 12:55 PM

Were-grizzly?

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz! Morticia
From: Morticia
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 12:54 PM

They're giving me 3-4 months,of which 6 weeks have gone, then they will go back in and do the graft and replate.

Sometime after that, if it works, they go in and take the plate out. I am looking to you guys (Spaw especially) for help in making up a really good story about how I wound up with what will look like three 6 inch claw marks across my shoulders!

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz! Morticia
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 08:35 AM

Set up a special room and IV for you in the Recovery Ward. Check in any time. One for you too Spaw.
This slow bone growth is a common complaint. Do a GOOGLE search for more info. Sit and wait is the cure - frustrating.
Mary

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz! Morticia
From: bfdk
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 05:36 PM

Hang in there, Morty, preferably by your good arm..!

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz! Morticia
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 03:39 PM

Terri - so sorry to hear you're having such a slow recovery. All best wishes and hugs from me and Derek!

Kitty
xx

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz! Morticia
From: catspaw49
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 12:39 PM

Ya' know Terri, I read this yesterday and outside of great thoughts and the like, I don't know what to say. Can't even come up with a bad joke or a message from Cletus............

What are they telling you? Not my business of course, but damn........Any ideas? New treatment? Anything as to why? Geeziz......Do they say anything?

Sorry............I just hate seeing you go through this. On the plus side, you have a lot of 'Catters behind you! Don't fart.


Spaw

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz! Morticia
From: Pistachio
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 11:17 AM

Even more; larger and cosier hugs winging their way over the ether.
Hazel.x

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz! Morticia
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 09:44 AM

Me too!

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz! Morticia
From: SINSULL
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 08:15 AM

Electric therapy stimulation is being used here in the States with some success. Just give yourself some time - what choice do you have?
So sorry.
Mary

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz! Morticia
From: GUEST,Kendall
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 07:32 AM

Damn! I'm so sorry to hear this. ((((((((((((Morty)))))))))))))

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz! Morticia
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 07:30 AM

Today as I sit at the auto shop, knitting away, I'll imagine your bones knitting together in full strength!

Meanwhile, loads of light and love and strength, my dear!

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz! Morticia
From: LilyFestre
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 05:05 AM

Fingers crossed and a prayer sent up.

Michelle

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz! Morticia
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 03:15 AM

Sorry to hear this Terri. Hope the bones sort themselves out soon and start healing. xxx

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz! Morticia
From: Severn
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 01:58 AM

Whatever they try to use to help Morti was probably originally tested on laboratory rats or mice to insure success on the rodent to recovery from broken bones, Gnaws-ya from the chewed ones and pulled Hamstering Muscles and the like.

Somewhere they should erect a Tomb Of The Unknown Rat for those that actually died in the name of good.

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz! Morticia
From: JennieG
Date: 21 Jan 10 - 12:48 AM

Cause rats eat things....they must have been chawing on Morty's bones......

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz! Morticia
From: katlaughing
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 09:33 PM

What do rats have to do with it, Janie?**BG**

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz! Morti
From: Janie
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 09:24 PM

Rats!

They working on figuring out what is going on that no healing is occurring?

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz! Morticia
From: Tinker
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 09:05 PM

Sending you our best....

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 06:29 PM

more good wishes winging their way to you

sandra

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's home
From: katlaughing
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 05:25 PM

What about some comfrey/boneknit tea or homoeopathic drops? And, maybe there is an acupuncturist who would know how to stimulate the bones?

Regardless, I am giving thanks for a complete and immediate healing, this or something better for the highest good of all concerned. So mote it be!

Lots of {{{{Gentle HUGS}}}}} and love,

kat

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's home
From: SINSULL
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 02:37 PM

That is a nuisance, Mortie. Calcium supplements maybe? But I bet your doctors have taken care of that.

If Jacqui says to smear it with honey, ignore her.
M

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's home
From: jacqui.c
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 01:18 PM

I'll drink to that John. Good thoughts coming from Maine melove.

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's home
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 01:15 PM

That's a bummer. I shall go down the pub tonight, and put a word in for your bones to grow.

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's home
From: Morticia
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 01:03 PM

Do you suppose you could all fire up again, please? Hospital today see no sign of bone forming as yet. Now 6 weeks along,that isn't the end of the world but it is a mite discouraging, so some Mudcat ju-ju might just help things along a bit.Otherwise it's Cletus and the MiG and no-one wants that.

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 09 Dec 09 - 05:45 PM

if I remember correctly, the plastic strips on my 12" scar fell off when they were ready to fall off - maybe the glue lasts as long as needed to cover the stitches?

or summat like that

sandra

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's home
From: Morticia
Date: 09 Dec 09 - 02:37 PM

i mentioned to my doctor that i thought perhaps i could take them off-she was fairly clear that was not so good an idea-now i am being good.

mary-cellar!

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's home
From: katlaughing
Date: 09 Dec 09 - 12:18 PM

That's what I told the surgeon I was going to do, but it's still way too tender. He didn't forget, though. The last time I saw him, a couple of months after surgery, he reminded me that I could now get that zipper tattoo!

Mortee, I had staples...no plastic strips. :-)

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's home
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Dec 09 - 08:12 AM

Don't know but if you want to enhance the effect, tattoo a zipper over your scar.


Going back down to the CELLAR!
Mary

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's home
From: Morticia
Date: 09 Dec 09 - 06:08 AM

massive scar, a good 6 inches long, i'd say, wish i could show you all, showing off scars is the best bit!

all held together with little plastic strips which i've never seen before with proper stitches underneath those. anyone know if i can take the plastic ones off?

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's home
From: Janie
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 12:52 PM

Just now reading this thread.

Morti, don't laugh if it hurts, but until I just noticed the addition of "She's Home" I thought this was a thread about a fingers and body parts crossword puzzle! Talk about misread threads!

Glad you are home and being well cared for. May your healing be swift and sweet!

Janie

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's home
From: gnu
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 12:33 PM

Glad to hear it... finally! Hope you mend quickly.

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's home
From: SINSULL
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 11:32 AM

I suspect he better be - she's worse than Kendall when she's feeling poorly.


I know...CELLAR!
Doesn't mean I don't sympathize...

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's home
From: jacqui.c
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 11:08 AM

Being home just feels SO GOOD, doesn't it? I trust that Idris is attending to your every want and need!

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's home
From: kendall
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 09:18 PM

Wishing you the very best of health my friend. Luvya.

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's home
From: wysiwyg
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 08:04 PM

I thought it read "bloody but unbowelled" but apparently she was not THAT non compos!

~S~

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's home
From: Hollowfox
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 06:33 PM

The Genuine Purebred Midwestern $!@#-reductiun candle series continues apace.

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's home
From: open mike
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 02:46 PM

let us know when you are ready for real hugs...until then i'll just squeeze your hand and wish for total recovery soon!

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's home
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 12:03 PM

Get well, weller, welder?

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's home
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 09:57 AM

Great news!!!!! CLetus is a it sad he didn't get to use the MiG but he'll get over it.

Spaw

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's home
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 08:34 AM

I keep thinking of that old joke with the hunchback leading Abbott and Costello..."Walk this way" and they do.

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's home
From: Leadfingers
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 08:28 AM

Great News Morti - Hope it all settles down well now .

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's home
From: Morticia
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 08:01 AM

bloody but unbowed, thanks for all your support, more when i'm a bit more compos mentis

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's home
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 07:39 AM

Fantastic news!

That morphine button is fantastic isn't it?!!

Rest and heal well now ny dear.

Much love Khatt and Paul xxx

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's home
From: maeve
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 07:28 AM

Wonderful news! Rest and recover, Morty.

maeve

Subject: RE: fingers or other body parts crossed plz!She's home
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 12:45 AM

I knew Morti was not unhip.

John