BS: Mudcat One Liners Hall of Fame

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat One Liners Hall of Fame
From: olddude
Date: 08 Apr 10 - 12:26 PM

"I can see Mudcat from were I live"
    Joe Offer (I think)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat One Liners Hall of Fame
From: gnu
Date: 08 Apr 10 - 01:25 PM

He couldn't organize an orgy in a whorehouse with a handful of hundred dollar bills and a half dozen drunk sailors.

If I didn't make that up I musta forgot I heard it SOMEwhere.

I don't get no respect... the other day I went to a whorehouse at noon but a sign on the door said, "Gone to lunch, go fuck yourself."

I know who wrote that but I can't say.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat One Liners Hall of Fame
From: olddude
Date: 08 Apr 10 - 01:40 PM

"He has his head so far up his arse people think he is a midget"
(Bruce I think on one of the political thread)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat One Liners Hall of Fame
From: Smokey.
Date: 08 Apr 10 - 05:42 PM

Idleness is the grandmother of invention.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat One Liners Hall of Fame
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 09 Apr 10 - 08:05 AM

That previous post -

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat One Liners Hall of Fame
From: GUEST,Neil D
Date: 09 Apr 10 - 08:34 AM

There's no I in team, however there is one in kiss my ass.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat One Liners Hall of Fame
From: olddude
Date: 09 Apr 10 - 08:51 AM

"The function of music is to free the mind from the tyranny of conscious thought."    (Kendall)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat One Liners Hall of Fame
From: Guy Wolff
Date: 09 Apr 10 - 09:23 AM

One day when I was In the middle of an article with the New York TImes about what it took to be in the arts ><><><>< Walking into my pottery shop from a Saab 9000 and $200 Italian shoes a guy sniffed in the air looked at me and my guest and said :

"God I wish I had your life-style " So I looked back and said "God I wish I had your medical Insurence !"

. The little hykoo went into the paper ..

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat One Liners Hall of Fame
From: kendall
Date: 09 Apr 10 - 12:19 PM

Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades is an old one that I first heard as a boy.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat One Liners Hall of Fame
From: gnu
Date: 09 Apr 10 - 01:20 PM

Well, if we're gonna quote... "that" is like tryin ta shove butter up a wildcat's ass with a hot poker.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat One Liners Hall of Fame
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 09 Apr 10 - 05:44 PM

"There's no I in team"
.... but ME is always right back in there.