BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: Rowan
Date: 19 Apr 10 - 07:49 PM

You know, I'd never thought of Quakers as Promiscuous.

Cheers, Rowan

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Apr 10 - 07:46 PM

The quaking you do is directly proportional to the proximity of your wife or other significant other.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: JennieG
Date: 19 Apr 10 - 07:18 PM

Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!

Oh no, sorry, that's volcanoes not earthquakes isn't it......mind you, they're connected.

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 19 Apr 10 - 07:06 PM

Cleft of ages, rock for me.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: Rowan
Date: 19 Apr 10 - 06:55 PM

Now, where was "there's a whole lot of shakin' goin' on" recorded?

I'll bet it was somewhere near a fault line. And it was certainly associated with a lot of promiscuity.

Cheers, Rowan

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Apr 10 - 06:45 PM

hmmppfff...cain't read ALL of 'em. Anyway, this way I get 'special notice'...

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: katlaughing
Date: 19 Apr 10 - 06:37 PM

*sigh*...BillDarlin'...if only you'd check before starting a new thread...I scooped you in the passion thread! Nyah, nyah, nayah!:-)

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: mousethief
Date: 19 Apr 10 - 06:22 PM

Lesbians with their hair showing cause plate tectonics. Didn't they teach you anything in school?

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 19 Apr 10 - 05:42 PM

Hell. They got it wrong. It's the fault of the gays and lesbians.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 19 Apr 10 - 05:31 PM

ROFLOL @ McG of H

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: Sorcha
Date: 19 Apr 10 - 04:51 PM

Makes as much 'sense' as 'Rev' Phelps contentions!

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 19 Apr 10 - 04:47 PM

"Did the Earth move for you?"

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: Alice
Date: 19 Apr 10 - 04:44 PM

... and promiscuous means not dressing fully covered up in public, including not completely covering the hair on your head. Maybe a few virgins need to be sacrificed to the volcano god?

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: bobad
Date: 19 Apr 10 - 04:44 PM

"Someone...someday.... is going to have to object...loudly. "

Unfortunately the Mad Mullahs control the government which controls the men with guns.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Apr 10 - 04:34 PM

well... I missed that, Charley... Does it deserve its own thread? *shrug*...but it does illustrate, to me, the difficulty involved in even allowing morality to be judged and the will of 'higher powers' to BE interpreted by any group of (usually) men who seek to perpetuate controls over both women and society in general.

Someone...someday.... is going to have to object...loudly.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: SINSULL
Date: 19 Apr 10 - 04:32 PM

...and social diseases."

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: Charley Noble
Date: 19 Apr 10 - 04:29 PM

Bill-

I did post this today on another thread that digressed into this topic:

Said the cleric to the immodestly dressing young woman after the earthquake, "It's all your fault!" (you may have had to attend a geology class to appreciate the pun or not)

Geology rocks!

Charley Igneous Noble

Subject: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Apr 10 - 04:24 PM

"but he's a SENIOR cleric, so it must be true."

*sigh*.... why I say so often,"From false premises, anything follows"
Yes, we have clerics of that type here, also.
If you just want the lead paragraphs...

"BEIRUT – A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear immodest clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes.

Iran is one of the world's most earthquake-prone countries, and the cleric's unusual explanation for why the earth shakes follows a prediction by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that a quake is certain to hit Tehran and that many of its 12 million inhabitants should relocate.

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader."