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BS: Stupid ideas

kendall 22 Jul 10 - 07:28 PM
gnu 22 Jul 10 - 07:36 PM
Jack Campin 22 Jul 10 - 08:33 PM
Ebbie 22 Jul 10 - 08:37 PM
Rapparee 22 Jul 10 - 08:41 PM
kendall 23 Jul 10 - 08:41 AM
SINSULL 23 Jul 10 - 09:50 AM
open mike 23 Jul 10 - 09:56 AM
gnu 23 Jul 10 - 09:59 AM
Rapparee 23 Jul 10 - 10:08 AM
Ed T 23 Jul 10 - 11:52 AM
Ed T 23 Jul 10 - 11:55 AM
kendall 23 Jul 10 - 01:22 PM
akenaton 23 Jul 10 - 03:44 PM
McGrath of Harlow 23 Jul 10 - 04:10 PM
Lonesome EJ 23 Jul 10 - 04:37 PM
Lonesome EJ 23 Jul 10 - 04:46 PM
olddude 23 Jul 10 - 06:10 PM
frogprince 23 Jul 10 - 06:13 PM
Ed T 23 Jul 10 - 06:17 PM
Rapparee 23 Jul 10 - 06:51 PM
mousethief 23 Jul 10 - 06:59 PM
Ed T 23 Jul 10 - 07:04 PM
gnu 23 Jul 10 - 07:30 PM
Bobert 23 Jul 10 - 08:18 PM
Joe_F 23 Jul 10 - 08:23 PM
Ed T 23 Jul 10 - 08:26 PM
olddude 23 Jul 10 - 08:34 PM
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kendall 24 Jul 10 - 06:57 AM
Bobert 24 Jul 10 - 07:24 AM
frogprince 24 Jul 10 - 11:02 AM
kendall 24 Jul 10 - 04:47 PM
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GUEST,Patsy Warren 26 Jul 10 - 07:22 AM
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Subject: BS: Stupid ideas
From: kendall
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 07:28 PM

They no longer exist and for that we can be thankful.
Debtor's prison. Now I ask you, what kind of flange head thought that one up?


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 07:36 PM

I can only assume it was a bunch of rich guys who wanted to scare the crap out of the people that coulndn't pay them what was was owed in order to attempt to get their families to work themselves to death to keep get the poor bugger out or get him out.

Am I off base?


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Jack Campin
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 08:33 PM

Looks like the government of Dubai uses the same logic right now:

BBC: Destitute in Dubai

(The BBC finds this newsworthy because the victim is British - there are thousands of Pakistanis, Yemenis and Palestinians in the same position, immigrant workers with absolutely no way out since Dubai's economy went down the toilet).


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 08:37 PM

When she was a girl my mother worked at a 'poor farm'. A step up from debtors prison, no doubt, but it had to be a fairly cheerless place.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 08:41 PM

Yeah, I always did kinda wonder about that.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: kendall
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 08:41 AM

What about the poor sods who had no family, no one who gave a damn about them?


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: SINSULL
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 09:50 AM

Actually they do exist illegally all over the US. It is part of the illegal immigration trade. Read up on Tong gangs and human trafficking from Colombia, China, Mexico. People are held in bondage until the debt of their transportation is paid, often for years and as slave labor. If they go to the authorities or try to escape, their families at home are endangered - death, mutilation, etc.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: open mike
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 09:56 AM

in thier infinite wisdom, the child support court takes away
driver's licenses from "dead beat dads" who donot pay their
child support. This is likely to help them get to work, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 09:59 AM

The Vietnamese cut off the upper eyelids for default. Happened here in Moncton a while back... can't remember exactly when, 10... 15 years ago maybe.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 10:08 AM

I've been to Moncton and everyone seemed wide awake. Now I know why.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Ed T
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 11:52 AM

Banks are now using more common sense. You can't get money out of folks if you put 'em in jail, especially as the number of debters rose to near 100% in the western world today.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Ed T
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 11:55 AM

A friend of mine (from Moncton, btw) had a short term job in Arizona selling used cars to migrant farm workers....where everyone could get credit. He said that the down payment was much higher than the price they paid for the car. His job was repossing the cars. He normally went after the car shortly after they missed the first payment. They got most back to sell again, again,....and again.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: kendall
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 01:22 PM

Man. God's most noble creation, sure, pull the other one.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: akenaton
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 03:44 PM

"democracy"


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 04:10 PM

Perhaps a version of the Debtors Prison for banks might not be such a bad idea...


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 04:37 PM

The only thing I like about Debtor's Prison is the fact that, if we had them now, Trump and most bank CEOs would be in them


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 04:46 PM

great minds, as they say, McG.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 06:10 PM

JELLO !!!!


that was a stupid idea ...


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: frogprince
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 06:13 PM

#1: nuclear weapons
#2: bathing suits


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Ed T
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 06:17 PM

JELLO during sex...use your imagination:)


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 06:51 PM

Water beds in homes with cats and/or clumsy lovers.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: mousethief
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 06:59 PM

Water beds in homes with cats and/or clumsy lovers.

Or Madonna when she had the pointy bra. She comes home after a hard day on the concert circuit and flops into bed...


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Ed T
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 07:04 PM

Bad bra ideas:

http://badbra.com/bad-bras


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 07:30 PM

Rap... "Water beds in homes with cats and/or clumsy lovers."

Yup.... cats have excellent "earing". So much so that they can hear the minute bubbles move aboutst and like to try to catch them with the SHARP CLAWS. The littl


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Bobert
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 08:18 PM

Debtor's prison???

Sheet fire, Kendal... It's alive and well here in Page County, Va... Yep, let Bubba miss a couple childsupport payments and he ends up weedeatin' for th county fir free in a striped outfit right outta "Cool Hand Luke"... Not too sure how that helps his ex, Billy Jo, and his 3 kids but it's free labor for the county...

Ya'l;l think I'm kiddin', don'tcha... Well, I ain't... Last summer I bid on a major landscape job at the newly renovation train depot an' bid it on the contingent that I get two "stripees" (that's what I call 'um) and got the job and sho nuff had me two stripees for two moths, both in fir not makin' child support payment...

Welcome to the "old" South...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Joe_F
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 08:23 PM

Debtor's prison was stupid in that the carrying out of the threat damaged both debtor and creditor (it made the debt worthless). A priori, however, it made sense in that it made credit available to people who had no security to offer other than their bodies.

The same thing might be said of bankruptcy as an institution.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Ed T
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 08:26 PM

Creditors prison....a good idea, especially for the USA mortgage lenders.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 08:34 PM

better idea, a wall street prison ... a banker prison ..
and the menu
breakfast - Jello
lunch - Jello
dinner - more jello


how about Rush Lindbaugh .. now that is a stupid idea .. someone should smack his mother ...


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 08:35 PM

I am so going to hell for that last remark .. least I will be with my friends


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: kendall
Date: 24 Jul 10 - 06:57 AM

Bobert, I think you will find that Bubba was not jailed for failure to make child support payments, but rather for contempt of court.He was ordered to pay and he failed.
Anyone who refuses to support their kids belongs in jail.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Bobert
Date: 24 Jul 10 - 07:24 AM

Well okay, Capt'n, but a mere technicality... Ya' see, we have 17% unemployemnt here in Page County and the jobs in NoVa have dried up, too so orderin' Bubba to pay up...

..ain't all that realistic... Meanwhile, on any given day some 20 inmates are "checked out" of lockup to do work that the county doesn't have the money to pay to have done... I mean, I could see it if the county were payin' these guys and the money went to their ex'es fir the child support but one thing fir sure is that sa long as these guys are locked up you can take it to the bank (little joke) that...

...Betty Jo and the kids ain't gonna get squat and when Bubba gets out he'll be just that much further behind in his payments with the same screwed up economy and 90 days later will be abck in jail for not catching up the arrearages???

What this amounts to has little to do with providin' a way for Bubba to ever get caught up but a cycle where the county will always have cheap labor they can't afford otherwise...

Welcome to the South...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: frogprince
Date: 24 Jul 10 - 11:02 AM

RANT coming on. Creating a situation in which you have intersections with constant heavy traffic, including a substantial number of semi trailer-trucks, and no room for the trucks to turn without taking up at least two lanes. A mile from home we come to a corner where it's common for a whole line of cars to have to back way up from the corner for a truck to get around. This morning I had to slide way the hell backward, backing alongside another semi, trying not to take all day about it while backing safely, sweating blood while the oncoming truck proceeded to turn with his rear wheels inches from the left front of my car. I just find that so much fun!.
                  hopping-tense frogprince


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: kendall
Date: 24 Jul 10 - 04:47 PM

A technicality? Hardly! A court order is an order. However, if the court fails to realize that Bubba CAN'T find a job, and he can prove he is trying, then the court belongs in debtors prison.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Bobert
Date: 24 Jul 10 - 05:03 PM

Agreed, Capt'n, 100%...


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 24 Jul 10 - 06:27 PM

A delinquent pappy, if he can show his real inability to pay what the Court ordered, will probably get a reduction in the order.

Note that qualifier: "if he can show his real inability". The Judge may well be doubtful, but he doesn't want his orders ignored, and on the other hand doesn't want his orders to have the reputation of being fruitless, empty orders either.

Dave Oesterreich


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: kendall
Date: 25 Jul 10 - 01:23 PM

Few judges have the wisdom of Solomon.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: GUEST,Patsy Warren
Date: 26 Jul 10 - 07:22 AM

My mother used to mention young girls who were walked out in a line and were put to work scrubbing steps to houses, pavements etc. The crime? Having a baby out of wedlock or underage. Whatever sadistic pious idiot thought of that one? I have my suspicions that the church might have been involved yet again. And this is not in the days of the Victorian Workhouse this was 30s/40s Britain in Bristol, England.

Calling Sunday School, Sunday School was a stupid idea, why call it school? Why didn't they call it something else. As far as I was concerned school was for the 5 weekdays.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: GUEST,Patsy Warren
Date: 26 Jul 10 - 09:06 AM

What is stupid about Jello during Sex? Please explain, I had a very sheltered upbringing.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Charmion
Date: 26 Jul 10 - 11:49 AM

It's hell on the bedclothes, especially items you can't put in the washing machine. The mattress will never be the same again.

If that's not a problem, have at 'er ... or 'im, as you like.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 26 Jul 10 - 12:03 PM

As to Sunday school, I've read somewhere, a long time ago, that Sunday school was originally intended (and so named) for kids or adults who couldn't attend ordinary school during the work week. It was offered as a service to those who would not otherwise get any schooling.

Because it was offered by churches or other religious-based institutions, the "commercial", so to speak, was the religious training offered along with the reading and writing and 'rithmetic. When the "auxiliary school" function became obsolete or at least less important, the "commercial" turned into an "infomercial" of just the religious message.

Dave Oesterreich


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jul 10 - 01:12 PM

I am grateful for Charmion's expertise in these arcane fieldsa.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: mousethief
Date: 26 Jul 10 - 02:29 PM

Dave has it right. Sunday School was invented by John Wesley or one of that sort, for kids who worked 6 days a week in the sweatshops to have some hope of schooling. Sadly no atheist societies stepped up to the plate and it had to be those god-awful churches. Sunday because it's the only day that the little tykes were allowed to not work 12 hours.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Wesley S
Date: 26 Jul 10 - 02:51 PM

Yeah - don't you just hate it when those god-awful churchs do something nice? It was better during the Spanish Inquisition. At least you knew what to expect.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jul 10 - 03:06 PM

WHen you are trying to swim in a sewer, it is hard to notice which blobs help and which blobs hinder your progress.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jul 10 - 03:45 PM

On a totally different subject, one of the stupid ideas of the century is the Bush administration's notion of blocking birth control efforts especially in regard to foreign aid educational efforts to third world countries. When a vicious cycle between high birth rates and extreme poverty is in play driving the planet to an unsupportable number of people in regions which are already depleted and poverty-stricken in terms of basic resources, the notion of denying education and means of birth control because of some fancied metaphysical drivel is (IMHO) downright anti-social.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: mousethief
Date: 26 Jul 10 - 03:47 PM

When you are trying to swim in a sewer, it is hard to notice which blobs help and which blobs hinder your progress.

Did you think that up yourself?


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 26 Jul 10 - 04:40 PM

Also:

"When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that the original objective was to drain the swamp!"

Dave Oesterreich


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 26 Jul 10 - 04:46 PM

Any idea coming from Michael Gove.

The Idea of letting a crackpot freak like him into government.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jul 10 - 06:04 PM

Mouse:

It's mine, but it didn't take much thought...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: mousethief
Date: 26 Jul 10 - 08:12 PM

That's good.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: GUEST,Patsy Warren
Date: 27 Jul 10 - 05:00 AM

Sky 3 showing a pretty good cookery program at 3.00 am. One of the items shown was how to make a perfect Mojito. At 3.00 am does anyone really care?


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Ed T
Date: 27 Jul 10 - 07:17 AM

"What is stupid about Jello during Sex? Please explain, I had a very sheltered upbringing"

It's not stupid, just "seemed like a good idea at the time" (another thread)....possibly, a bit of a let down to potential "Jello-aficionados and Jellobates".

I suspect because it is not as good as it looks, takes the focus away from the tasks at hand, (especially if you like Jello and are eating it:)

Another consideration, Jello, like many drink crystals, temporarily stain the skin....not that there is anything wrong with that.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 27 Jul 10 - 12:10 PM

"In the begining the Universe was created. This has upset a great many people and has been widely regarded as a bad move." --Douglas Adams--


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: kendall
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 04:15 AM

To say to the fire brigade, "It was on fire when I laid down on it."


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Subject: RE: BS: Stupid ideas
From: Joe_F
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 08:00 PM

In the beginning there was nothing, which decayed.


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