BS: How To Get Boys To Cook!

Subject: RE: BS: How To Get Boys To Cook!
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 31 Oct 10 - 09:51 AM

Get meat. Burn outside. Bite through charcoal, let blood run down chin...

Subject: BS: How To Get Boys To Cook!
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 31 Oct 10 - 09:32 AM

Trust me, they'll never get out of the kitchen if you put the DVD player in there, next to an entire shelf of this Lucsious Lady's DVDs:

Nigella and her Cherries...(which apparently almost got her expelled from school!)

If that's what butter and cream does for you, lead me to the fridge!

Not only does she look like the gorgeous Ma Larkin, oozing 50s warmth and sensuality, but she has the body of Marilyn Monroe and a Twinkle in her Eye that tells you she's loving every single minute of Being OhSoNaughtily Sexy.

Now, Nigella has REAL GIRL power! No pole dancing needed for her! She's a REAL woman, beautiful dressed, revealing more by covering up than baring everything to the world, whilst causing men to go cross-eyed every time she licks the cake mixture from her fingers..

AND...she raids her fridge at night! MY kinda gal! LOL

She can reduce men down to the best of their most basic ingredients, faster than she can make a cheese sauce, simply by fluttering her eyelashes at the cameraman, who must be saying his Times Table backwards, like Batman, in order to retain his focus! :0)

Anyway, if you're having to do all the cooking yourself, try a little Nigella, or...dress up like her, talk like her, move like her...have fun like her...

It may do wonders for the Fondue! :0)