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Subject: BS: The King of Turkey has died UK From: Arthur_itus Date: 26 Nov 10 - 12:38 PM Norfolk turkey tycoon Bernard Matthews has died at the age of 80, his company has confirmed. May he and his giblets RIP Won't be the same eating his Turkey at Christmas, knowing he has gone to promote turkey's in the sky. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-11845703 |
Subject: RE: BS: The King of Turkey has died UK From: John MacKenzie Date: 26 Nov 10 - 12:52 PM Ironic that he should die on the same day as millions of US turkeys. |
Subject: RE: BS: The King of Turkey has died UK From: GUEST,Jon Date: 26 Nov 10 - 12:54 PM While a rare meat eater, I hope his turkey roasts keep going, I thought them ideal when I was on my own or say for a Christmas dinner with veggie parents. |
Subject: RE: BS: The King of Turkey has died UK From: Arthur_itus Date: 26 Nov 10 - 12:55 PM Blimey John, didn't think of that! |
Subject: RE: BS: The King of Turkey has died UK From: Q (Frank Staplin) Date: 26 Nov 10 - 01:16 PM Who is king of turdurken? Got an adv. from a local supermarket, taking orders (something about a turkey swallowing a duck and etc. turns me off). |
Subject: RE: BS: The King of Turkey has died UK From: John MacKenzie Date: 26 Nov 10 - 01:19 PM There was an old lady who swallowed a duck How the **** did she swallow a duck Perhaps she'll croak |
Subject: RE: BS: The King of Turkey has died UK From: WalkaboutsVerse Date: 26 Nov 10 - 01:33 PM "A Good Life"? - http://walkaboutsverse.webs.com/#95 |
Subject: RE: BS: The King of Turkey has died UK From: Van Date: 26 Nov 10 - 07:50 PM It seems he's going to be cremated. Have they got instructions and is he ready basted? |
Subject: RE: BS: The King of Turkey has died UK From: alanabit Date: 27 Nov 10 - 03:35 AM To be sung in his honour this and every Christmas: A Seasonal Offering. |
Subject: RE: BS: The King of Turkey has died UK From: GUEST,Alan Whittle Date: 27 Nov 10 - 05:29 AM So Farewell then Kindly Bernard You were never wise and learn-ard Boot-ful, really boot-full! That was your catchphrase My mate Keith reckons you will Come to judgement Facing the millions of turkeys Whose lives you cut short. Still its not like They were going to university Or had alternative careers planned. Is it? |
Subject: RE: BS: The King of Turkey has died UK From: Gervase Date: 27 Nov 10 - 12:55 PM Matthews? Behind the jovial television persona lay an utter scumbag. Bent as a nine-bob note, a bully and a braggart, with no redeeming features that I can think of. That's nothing to do with the way he treated his turkeys - the way he treated human beings was beyond the pale. Just ask anyone who ever worked at one of his factories. Let flights of vengeful turkey gutters carry thee to thy rest |