Santa Tracker

Subject: Santa Tracker
From: GUEST,mauvepink
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 01:55 PM

Forgive me putting this above the line but I want as many as possible to know about it and their children have fun from it...

If you include Jungle Bells then it could be musical in content. I have been told by a good source that Santa is quite a Folkie and looks at Mudcat all the time

Track Santa around the World

Have a wonderful and peaceful Christmas everyone!!!

:-)

mp

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Yeah, I know everybody wants to have things "above the line" because they think nobody looks down below, but if special things go above the line, then there's nothing to look at "down below." So, have a Merry Christmas below the line, and save the top for music information.
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: Santa Tracker
From: Phot
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 04:49 PM

I've put it up on Facebook too!

Wassail!! Chris

Subject: RE: Santa Tracker
From: gnu
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 05:02 PM

Of course NORAD tracks the gnome. They have been trying to get a shot at him for a long time. But, since he is an elf and marshalls TINY reindeer, the only way they can get that shot is with a heat seeking missile and magical reindeer don't fart. And since Rudy has that radar jamming nose (it's not just red, eh?) they have a hard time locating His Jolly Self in the first place.

So, it's up to you and me, the average Joe. Lock and load and set out milk and cookies eh. NORAD would appreciate it and deer steaks and pancakes for Christmas breakfast sounds yummy to me. Pass the ammo and the Maple Slurpup.

Subject: RE: Santa Tracker
From: Phot
Date: 24 Dec 10 - 04:38 AM

If the Reindeer are that small, then it will probably be a not so mush a case of steaks, more like a snack for one!! Also as Santa usually has a helper (Payload operator) in the sleigh too, guess who operates the chaff, flare and countermeasures?................

Wassail!! Chris

Subject: RE: Santa Tracker
From: gnu
Date: 24 Dec 10 - 02:25 PM

Did ya see the jolly little bugger clear Everest?

What great fun for the kiddies! The Guys at NORAD are a great bunch. They answered 74,000 phone calls and 3,500 emails from around the world last year, all asking for Santa's location.

Subject: RE: Santa Tracker
From: Tootler
Date: 24 Dec 10 - 03:58 PM

Well he was obviously trying to conceal his tracks. He was in the Southern Ocean and when I tried to zoom in he crashed my map. When I finally managed to find him again he was in Moscow and heading towards St Petersburgh

Subject: RE: Santa Tracker
From: Joybell
Date: 24 Dec 10 - 04:19 PM

The ABC news, here in Australia, showed a Santa tracker sequence last night. They showed how he arrives in Australia at all locations at the very same time. I always wondered how he did that. Now he's been and gone because we get him first! Well after New Zealand and a few small islands East of here.
Cheers, Joy

Subject: RE: Santa Tracker
From: Singing Referee
Date: 24 Dec 10 - 04:24 PM

My Granddaughter is driving us nuts with it! Great fun!

Subject: RE: Santa Tracker
From: Amergin
Date: 24 Dec 10 - 04:45 PM

I wonder if the TSA is forcing him to go through those full body scanners....