BS: I am Purified

Subject: BS: I am Purified
From: Big Phil
Date: 20 Jul 11 - 07:03 PM

I must have passed muster and been purified by the top brass. I have beem allowed to log in again, Yipeeeeeeeeeee.

Big Phil*

Subject: RE: BS: I am Purified
From: maeve
Date: 20 Jul 11 - 07:12 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: I am Purified
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jul 11 - 09:58 AM

Sorry, I thought this raid "I am Putrefied".

Subject: RE: BS: I am Purified
From: Newport Boy
Date: 21 Jul 11 - 11:31 AM

Or even 'read'?

Subject: RE: BS: I am Purified
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jul 11 - 11:58 AM

Reading and raiding are equally important in Rapp's brain--they just occupy different hemispheres. I think the raiding is in the lower hemisphere.

Subject: RE: BS: I am Purified
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Jul 11 - 12:28 PM

FULL purification can only be achieved by torture on the rack, drawing and quartering, defenestration, and being flayed alive, and removal of the privy parts, after which the purificatee must show genuine contrition, repent fullsomely, and have the record of his many egregious sins wiped clean by the issuance of a Papal Bull!

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: I am Purified
From: Becca72
Date: 21 Jul 11 - 01:36 PM

Now I'm frightened...I had the same thought as Rapparee

Subject: RE: BS: I am Purified
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 21 Jul 11 - 01:42 PM

And some are purified (de-toxed) by the diet charletans. But less stressful than the procedure described by Little Hawk.

Subject: RE: BS: I am Purified
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jul 11 - 01:50 PM

I thought it involved a coffee enemy before all that stuff LH?

Would a coffee enemy make you feel invgoraided?

Subject: RE: BS: I am Purified
From: Gurney
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 04:36 AM

Phil, there is a considerable difference between purification and forgiveness.

Subject: RE: BS: I am Purified
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 10:40 AM

I first heard of coffee enemas years ago and my first thought was "One lump or two?".