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BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)

olddude 22 Jul 11 - 11:38 AM
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Subject: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 11:38 AM

Max
they are all being really mean to me. Today I go to my mail box and yes some unknown and unscrupulous mudcatters filled up my mail box with ... yea .. Jello no return addresses either

Now I gotta hire a priest to do a mailbox blessing to remove the demons. They are all mean really really mean to me ... help


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: maeve
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 11:46 AM

Hmmm


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: frogprince
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 11:48 AM

Not sure who it was, years ago, who said "Always kick a man when he's down; then when he gets up, it's easy for him to rise above you".
            
Now you can try a whole bunch of the recipes from your new book!


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: GUEST,crazy little woman
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 11:54 AM

Hi, olddude.

Haven't you heard the proverb? "When life gives you jello, make jello shots."

I'm pretty sure that's how it goes...


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Bill D
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 12:17 PM

"...filled up my mail box with ... yea .. Jello"

Could be worse... could be already made and jelled Jello......


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 12:31 PM

Hey it has some really valuable applications.

Gentlemen, I give you the earthquake resistant Jello San Francisco


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 01:32 PM

"From: Max - PM
Date: 20 Jul 11 - 12:07 AM

Wow. So this is what BS threads are like? Never actually looked at one. "

not much chance of this being read by him, i imagine.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 01:42 PM

I took a shot Jack, maybe this time he will ... I am tell on all of you yes I am rating you all out to the big guy cause you are all mean mean I say


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Micca
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 01:46 PM

Olddude, if you work very carefully, you can take one of those very thin card boxes like bakeries and cake shops (in the UK at least) use for cakes and pour in about 4-6 litres of jello, chill until it sets (our box lasted just long enough) and then remove the box then carefully wrap in Brown parcel paper using good strong tape and string, it produces a very disconcerting slightly wobbly parcel about 1 foot square and 5 inches deep. If you send it through the mails it could lead to difficulties with the Law, but th has a wonderful effect on the recipient while trying to unpack it, a real prezzie (small) can be placed in the centre by pouring a layer, letting it set, add gift, then pour the rest!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 01:49 PM

THAT is sick.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:00 PM

I see a plastic explosives charge in Dan's future.


I swear I did NOT send the Jell-O. My parcel still hasn't been mailed.
SINS


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:01 PM

Spam exorcized ! Charges reasonable. Extre fees for Jello, especially green.

A lot of kind people offer me money and credit- if I join their online casino.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:06 PM

"I am rating you."

I am rating you as well.

For humor, 8 out of 10.
For spelling, a somewhat lower score. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:14 PM

Did I ever tell you I am a master of explosives ... yup whip up a batch of C4 like substance in my sink ... LOL ... hmmmm payback is a terrible thing
Laughing


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:19 PM

Its a good thing that DHS has better things to do than to monitor this forum!


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: GUEST,999
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:20 PM

Dan, mix that with some pineapple jello and bob's yer uncle.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Becca72
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:21 PM

"I swear I did NOT send the Jell-O. My parcel still hasn't been mailed.
SINS"

Old Dude - be VERY afraid.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:28 PM

Video of research team preparing suprise for OLDDUed


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:31 PM

Hey Rap, and Gnu and Bruce
Ok now at the getaway, I can get the blackhawk and I can fly it. But I need one of you guys on the mini gun ok to help me find the culprit ..

but really now I gotta send the missus down fer the mail cause my mailbox if filled with the jello demons until the priest comes to bless it with holy water ...

gosh you folks are mean mean mean


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:31 PM

C4? That small shit? I know how to make a nuke right here at home! Let's see...U235 or Pu239...some dummy to do the machining...Olddude's address....


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:49 PM

ahhh so you turned to the dark side Rap ... Oh boy nobody likes me anymore. I will say that was priceless. I couldn't even get into the mail box. No kidding must have been 15 packs of Jello .. couldn't stop laughing .. that was sooo mean ... LOL They even left me the little key to open the bigger package box cause it would all fit in my normal box ..   Yeee gads ... you people .. what am I to do ... Oh yea
get the blackhawk


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:54 PM

It's the legacy of a well-spent youth. Need any GB or VX?


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:57 PM

Jack
I finally got it - rating see my mind is all distracted by the jello demons this morning. By the way whoever, at least there was no lime green, ya sent the cherry and pinapple and orange and stuff but no lime green, gotta thank you for that at least ...

You slim bucket whoever you are ..


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:02 PM

Slim

LOL!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:07 PM

Jack that is worse then slime bucket. Ya see what it does to me LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:10 PM

I think it was Sins I do, yup .. but the great thing about C4 is that it can be molded into any shape. Even lets say a 1910 sterling silver sugar bowl .... LOL

but it is fine Sins just don't drop it


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Max
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:11 PM

We here at Ye Ol' Mudcat are not in the business of taking care of folks that just don't have the self-control enough to take care of themselves. We work for folk here, not you. You are just lucky to get to witness the magic.

Being mean to you are they? Well, I am sure if I spent enough time looking back in your posts, you probably deserve it.

Chip-chip-cheerio.

(now I'm angry to have posted in another BS thread)


DAMN DIRTY APES!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:26 PM

lol T'anks, guys.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:27 PM

Well a lot of help you are ... maybe you are the guy that did it ...
Gosh I get no help ... nobody likes me


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: fat B****rd
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:28 PM

I've been on holiday and don't have the faintest f***ing idea what all this here Jello stuff is all about.
All I can say is it's wonderful to see Dan back to his old self and to read a nonsense thread free from trolls etc.
Maybe I'm just jellus.
LOve from Charlie.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: ranger1
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:28 PM

I like you, Dan. Matter of fact, if that jello isn't expired, you can ship it to me and I will take care of it for you. I do know where SINSULL and jacqui live...


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:32 PM

DAMN DIRTY APES!!!

and I resemble that remark ... Gosh no help none at all .. none ..


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: ranger1
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:33 PM

Dan, sweetie, read my post just above your last one.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:37 PM

Twice in a week after never!!

Warning, BS posting is habit forming and can cause unrrepairable damage to pregnant fetuses.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:39 PM

Hey, Dan, it could be worse. They could have shipped you a bunch of old pink flamingos.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:41 PM

LOL, perfect Charlie, and thank you Tami
at least two nice people here ...

Charlie I have a Jello phobia .. so they pick on me. I don't know why they pick on me but they do.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:42 PM

Shhh, Stilly. They are probably on the way.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:44 PM

Probably because you love it!


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: maeve
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:46 PM

Dan is starting to sound like Brer Rabbit. Perhaps he secretly likes Jello, eh?

Personally, I'd rather send him songs, but that's just me. Come to think of it, if he keeps up with this whinging, ranger1 and I may have to reconsider our moratorium on gelatinous gifts.

Chew on that, olddude...hehehehehe.

Love, Maeve


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:50 PM

Well I learned to never ask that good for nothing Max for help. I suspect he would see an accident victim and say "sorry you dirty ape but you deserve to be run over by that car, just don't bleed on me"

HA ..


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Becca72
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:51 PM

Ebbie - they are NOW! :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 04:26 PM

Dan... mini-gun... nope. If you keep the Hawk smooth and low I'll bring my 270. She's flat.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Bill D
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 04:31 PM

They didn't send you Lime because there was none left on Earth after that video Jack posted....


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 04:38 PM

Dan, how do you feel about headless Jello?
I know a place where it can be obtained.
It won't surprise you to learn, that it's in Maine :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 04:54 PM

I'll sit on my hands now, rather than visit further plagues on Dan.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 04:57 PM

Jello. Man, that word takes me back. I haven't seen jello in years.

It shouldn't be hard to track down the culprit, Olddude. Jello sales must be so rare that the grocery clerks will recall who bought any in the past year.

But I'm amazed it didn't simply flow out of your mailbox, given the heat. Do you air-condition your mailbox?


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 05:06 PM

Coldplay - Jello

Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah they were all Jello,

I came along
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called Jello

So then I took my turn
Oh all the things I've done
And it was all Jello

Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know you know I love you so
You know I love you so

I swam across
I jumped across for you
Oh all the things you do
Cause you were all Jello

I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh what a thing to do
And it was all Jello

Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know for you i bleed myself dry
For you i bleed myself dry

Its true look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine
look at the stars look how they shine for you


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: maeve
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 05:30 PM

Checked your email lately, Dan?


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 05:48 PM

You didn't send him Jello by email?


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 05:50 PM

Yes, yes indeed. Getaway is coming. That always brings karma.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: maeve
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 05:52 PM

Never, gnu. I send him songs and thanks.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 06:28 PM

Dan,
I do many terrible things and give many horrible gifts, but I do not lie. My buddy Kendall will back me up on that.
I swear to you - I have not yet mailed my donations of Jell-O.
And I do love my 1910 sugar bowl and creamer. It will grace my table forever.

PS
When a package does arrive from me, it will also have Danish Dessert - a treat when I was a child served in a homemade pie crust with freshly whipped cream.

Love,
SINS

I suspect Tami. She is too eager to put the blame on me. Or MacKenzie - headless Jell-O?
What about Max? I think the man doth protest too much...


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 06:50 PM

LOL, priceless


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 07:02 PM

"... it will also have Danish Dessert - a treat when I was a child served in a homemade pie crust with freshly whipped cream."

I wouldn't eat that if I were you, Dan. Sounds like it might be past the Best Before Date. Stick to Jello.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: ranger1
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 07:35 PM

Mary always tries to blame me for things that she finds around her house. I got blamed for the tiny little nuns, for the penguins and probably for other things that I've now forgotten. I usually tell her when I've planted something. Glow-in-the-dark religious figurines, for example. I warned her that it was going to happen if I kept getting blamed for things I didn't do. There was also a rotting plywood bendover lady that I stuck in her backyard, too. Again, I didn't hide behind anonymity. I repeat, I have not sent Jello to my good friend Dan.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 07:52 PM

But what about to Dan, the evil doer? Whose very name you despise? Did you send it to him?
MWAHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAA


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 07:52 PM

And here I thought Max threw out all the riff raff .. well he missed a whole bunch ... hmmm come to think of it, he missed me also :-)

anyway gotta warm up for a song .. me me me me

OH if I had a hammer
there be no more threads on Jello ..

If I had a hammmer ... there be no jello lovers

If I had a hammer ... da da da da


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: maeve
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 07:57 PM

Dan, it occurs to me you have an opportunity here. Think art desserts made from You-Know-What! Like this:


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 08:06 PM

JOHN BOEHNER JUST SAID DEALING WITH the WHITE HOUSE IS LIKE DEALING WITH J E L L O


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 09:56 PM

By the way Jack
that was great the cold play .,, very good

Now Max he is a cross dressing tally wacker ... Spaw I need help here
what else can I call him


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 10:21 PM

Call him whatever you want. Like water off a dog's back, unless that duck is a Spiegel Beagle. Beagle's don't do water. They don't like to duck it. They like to roll in manure and chase... anything... they just like to HOUND. Now, if yer weeny dogs were to call his beagle names, well, that would be a show. But, if ya call Max names, it's a no go. Max's feathers are down dude. Eider way, ya can't piss on Max. He's unpissable. Geeze... he has a beagle... do the math.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Max
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 10:25 PM

Liberate the mind from the tyranny of the intellect without which the Ultimate Truth cannot be experienced and one cannot really be at peace either with oneself or the rest of the universe. Infinite peace descends once that revelation comes and there is no scope left for conflict or confrontation... dude.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 10:37 PM

yea but I got him to visit us in the basement again .. tee hee
thanks Max :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Max
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 10:42 PM

I'm watching you...


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 10:44 PM

The Cold play song was running through my brain from the minute i started reading your thread. I thought I would try to ear worm the rest of you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 10:27 AM

LOL I bet you are Max ...
but I suspect you are the culprit with the Jello yup


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 11:23 AM

This could become the next right wing attack.

Boehner said dealing with the white house is like dealing with jello.
Meant as an insult, jello could become the new extremist terrorism.


I just heard of a new jello product from China.
It is non dairy since it uses human collogen cells that multiplies once yeast is added. yum!


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 12:21 PM

Dear Max
if you are watching me, I just want to say that I am happily married and I don't go that direction (not that there is anything wrong with it) but I am happy with my wife ... LOL

Donuel

Right wingers like Jell-o I just know it, it is part of their daily food.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 12:28 PM

od you are a profoundly strange and amusing man.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 12:30 PM

jack
that is the nicest thing anyone ever said to me


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 12:31 PM

Now that's just sad.... ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 12:56 PM

LOL the strange part I learned from Spaw, the amusing part is just my own warped sense of humor ... The bad spelling is just completely me .. fingers don't always keep up with my twisted brain ...

and it is fun to pick on Max, he deserves it ... He didn't boot me outta here so now he has to put up with me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 01:33 PM

right wingers like Jell-o? Now you have put me off it. Thanks for that. Now what will I eat when the meds are troubling my tummy?


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 01:35 PM

Tam - eat hot dogs they are good for your tummy and your soul


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 01:36 PM

And how do you know what your aunt Joni tastes like ? Ahhh never mind not going there


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Bill D
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 01:43 PM

"Liberate the mind from the tyranny of the intellect without which the Ultimate Truth cannot be experienced ..."
                         Max

..and you know this how? *grin* I can cite 47 versions of "ultimate truth", all derived from 'liberation of the mind'. Linguistic metaphor is mighty powerful stuff!


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 01:49 PM

oops posted to wrong thread sorry


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: David C. Carter
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 01:55 PM

All threads lead to Jell-O!

Beware the Ides of Jell-O!

You have been warned!


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 02:35 PM

Ahhh... Max, buddy... you are startin to Little Hawk on us... are you okay? Is the Beagle frothin at the mouth? Do youse both need a shot?

Not that ethereal postulations of the big pic(s) as it(they) relate(s) to our human condition(s) and perhaps our interaction(s) both in the real and spiritual worlds are any less valid because of... screw that... pass it along eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Amergin
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 02:39 PM

I'm curious as to how they were able to fit Jello Biafra into your mailbox....


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 02:58 PM

Jello Good Pie - The Egg Beatles

You say Jel, I say lo
You say Jel and I say lo, lo, lo
Oh, no
You say good pie and I say Jell-o
Jell-o, Jell-o
I don't know why you say good pie
I say Jell-o
Jell-o, Jell-o
I don't know why you say good pie
I say Jell-o

Calries high, Nutrition low
You say why, and I say I don't know
Oh, no
You say good pie and I say Jell-o
Jell-o, Jell-o
I don't know why you say good pie
I say Jell-o
Jell-o, Jell-o
I don't know why you say good pie
I say Jell-o

Why, why, why, why, why, why
Do you say good pie
good pie, pie, pie, pie, pie

Oh, no
You say good pie and I say Jell-o
Jell-o, Jell-o
I don't know why you say good pie
I say Jell-o
Jell-o, Jell-o
I don't know why you say good pie
I say Jell-o
Jell-o, Jell-o
I don't know why you say good pie I say Jell-o
Jell-o

Jaylo loves Jello
Jaylo loves Jello
Jaylo loves Jello in her belly button!
Jaylo loves Jello
Jaylo loves Jello


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 03:07 PM

Dang it Jack
now ya got that song running in my head all day long ... gosh .. that is just mean


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 03:11 PM

"that is just mean"

That is the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me!


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 03:26 PM

Ya got it running in my head over and over ... Gosh I hate this place .. LOL

Hey Maxwell's silver hammer!!
in all seriousness I got a big ass Dell raid server with a couple of terabytes of removable raid drives ya can have for the mudcat if ya need it. Just don't ask me to ship the thing. Got it from one of my clients it is about 4 years old. Lots of memory and lots of disk space.

just PM me, that is if ya didn't boot me yet

Dan


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 03:36 PM

JtS... BRILLIANT! I LOVE IT!


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)=
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 03:44 PM

It's even better if you imagine it being sung by Tom Waits squeezing out a dry turd.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 03:49 PM

don't encourage him GNU, he will ruin a whole bunch of songs I like LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 05:13 PM

Any song is better when you imagine it being sung by Tom Waits squeezing out a dry turd.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 05:16 PM

LOL, yes and he does sound that way in all of his songs


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 05:27 PM

Oh my! That's baaaad!


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 05:36 PM

Dry turd matilda


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 05:51 PM

You PRICK! I will NEVER be able to listen to Tom again without thinking about what you said. You are an EVIL man JtS!!! Hahahahahaha.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 06:25 PM

don't encourage him Gnu, like my raccoon he will keep coming back

LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 06:30 PM

Ain't no raccons in Newfoundland b'y. They wouldn't pay the fare fer the ferry eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 06:32 PM

THAT

"You PRICK! I will NEVER be able to listen to Tom again without thinking about what you said. You are an EVIL man JtS!!! "

is the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me!


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 06:34 PM

Yer welcome. I try to give credit where credit is due.


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Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 23 Jul 11 - 06:35 PM

u r a prince!


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