BS: What would you do if....

Subject: RE: BS: What would you do if....
From: gnu
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 03:32 PM

Ebbie... "Or was this addressed only to male Mudcatters?"

I take a front to that. I am sure there are just as many female 'Catters who find him annoying.

I think his writing is amazing but if he came to my side of the island and wanted to engage in conversation there would be bloodshed.

Subject: RE: BS: What would you do if....
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 03:14 PM

Little Hawk, you've gone all Shakespearian!

Subject: RE: BS: What would you do if....
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 03:09 PM

Now you all know why I have sworn off transoceanic flights when Woody Allen is aboard.

Subject: RE: BS: What would you do if....
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 03:08 PM

sheesh If this were a serious question I'd like it better. Why Woody Allen? Why not Hefner? Trump? Rupert? Shatner?

And why a man? Or was this addressed only to male Mudcatters?

Subject: RE: BS: What would you do if....
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 03:05 PM

LOL!!!! Good start, folks! I await further comments.

Guest who is posing as Chongo - You are a repellant, chuckle-headed, yeasty, maleficent and contemptible houndsbait. I wish you a lovely afternoon.

Subject: RE: BS: What would you do if....
From: olddude
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 02:57 PM

shoot myself in the face

Subject: RE: BS: What would you do if....
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 02:33 PM

Well, he's 76 years old now. I'd probably be seeing to his corns and helping him to the toilet. (Assuming there was a loo on the island)

Subject: RE: BS: What would you do if....
From: gnu
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 02:15 PM

Blunt trauma comes to mind. Any cliffs on the island?

Subject: RE: BS: What would you do if....
From: Will Fly
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 02:08 PM

Screw him.


Well... any port in a storm...

Subject: RE: BS: What would you do if....
From: GUEST,Chongo The Chimp
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 01:55 PM

I'd rather be marooned with you Little Hawk. Then you n me n Penolope n Blind Drunk could play bridge.

Not that that says anything about your mental state.

Subject: RE: BS: What would you do if....
From: Smokey.
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 01:42 PM

Eat him.

Legs first, so he could still do the comedy stuff for a bit longer.

Not that I've actually got anything against him, of course.

Subject: BS: What would you do if....
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 12:51 PM

...you were marooned on a desert island for years with Woody Allen? Nobody else around. Just you and Woody Allen. And some palm trees and minor flora and fauna.

Hmmm? What would you do?