BS: Ladies, what would you do if...

Subject: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 04:38 PM

You were stuck on an island with Kim Kardashian?

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: Becca72
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 05:09 PM

One of us would die. Probably her.

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 05:14 PM

I think she's a bit zoftig for my taste.

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 05:18 PM

Well the first thing you have to do is take off the skin. You don't want all of that makeup contaminating the meat.

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: gnu
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 05:26 PM

She is good lookin! As far as makeup, even me Mum has said any old barn can look better with a new coat of paint and yer womenz seem to be okay with paint and other such.

Does she have a brain? And, "who is she"? Is she a Concerned Scientist? A Nobel candidate? A Laureate of any type? What is her claim to fame?

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: gnu
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 05:47 PM

Wiki... "socialite, television personality, model, and actress..."

Not the kinda fluff that tickles my fancy. Again, as per the other thread, if she came to my side of the island... well, I wouldn't WANT to start off with blunt trauma, but it would probably end up Woody. >;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: Mrrzy
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 06:24 PM

I'd never heard of her but she's lovely. I would still eat her (flesh that is).

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: Bill D
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 06:48 PM

quote.. "yuck",, unquote

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: jacqui.c
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 07:24 AM

I wonder how good she would look after a few weeks of no make up, no personal trainer and no special diet? Would she have the ability to fend for herself?

At first glance she doesn't look as if she would be good company - I wonder if she has any REAL interests apart from looking good for the camera.

But hey! She might have hidden depths that could surprise.

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 07:25 AM

I have never heard of her or anything about her. Is there any UK equivalent so that I can judge?

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From: Midchuck
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 07:36 AM

She exemplifies the new type of celebrity, who is "famous for being famous." I don't get it, but there are more things I don't get with every passing year

Peter.

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 07:56 AM

UK equivalent, Fergie without the refinement and class?

Amyv Winehouse without the talent and drugs?

Posh Spice without the Spice girls or Beckham?

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: GUEST,livelylass
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 08:10 AM

Prey she doesn't puncture and use her as a buoyancy aid to get back to the mainland.

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 08:21 AM

So she must be similar to Katie Price (Jordan) photographic ex-model famous for once being married to Peter Andre and not much else. Likewise it baffles me why she continues to make the headlines. Well if I was stuck for a while I would try to get on as best as I could until I could position her head beneath a coconut tree.

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: Ebbie
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 11:58 AM

What I would hope for in any companion on an island is someone(s) who could forget about sex and how essential they are to the human race and lend their energies to finding solutions to our predicament. I would prefer my companion to be male since I tend to be biased toward the thought that the male would see things to do that I haven't thought of.

If they could make me laugh that would be a big plus.

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 12:02 PM

Good plan, Patsy. No doubt her skull is thick enough to crack coconuts!

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: kendall
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 12:03 PM

I don't even know who she is.

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 12:27 PM

There is a video at the top of the thread. But you probably don't want to see it.

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 01:48 PM

Hmm. I didn't even know she existed till now. I think I could survive being stuck on the island with Kim Kardashian as long as she matured a bit through the process of dealing with simple day to day reality there, gathering food and building shelter and stuff, and didn't yack on too much about the silly usual stuff she yacks on about. I think that without the high fashion and media support system around her to keep her mind in a continual state of unreal fantasy, she might eventually mutate into a practical girl with a normal attitude, in which case having her there could be okay...

She doesn't seem bad or obnoxious to me...just spoiled.

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 01:52 PM

Couldn't you say pretty much the same about Woody Allen.

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 01:54 PM

Possibly. But I think Woody Allen would ultimately be more annoying than Kim Kardashian. I may be wrong about that. I'll probably never find out. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: frogprince
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 02:01 PM

"I don't even know who she is."
So far she hasn't shown much evidence that she knows who she is, either.

"She doesn't seem bad or obnoxious to me...just spoiled."
I think the spoiled factor is enough to make her obnoxious to a lot of us. But I have to give L.H. credit for coming at this on the high road. I've seen a few people "come around" with the benefit of life experience.

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 02:09 PM

It's amazing how much goodness practical life experience can bring out of most people. They just need to be put in a situation where they have no choice about it, and most of them will rise bravely to the occasion. In fact, I think people have something noble at the heart of them that longs to be put into such a situation (though it's not necessarily speaking at their conscious level). They find themselves in the face of genuine adversity, and they find the strength they never knew they had.

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 02:13 PM

From what I have seen of Woody Allen the man, not the character, He'd probably spend his time playing clarinet rather than yammering at you.

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: gnu
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 02:16 PM

JtS... "Couldn't you say pretty much the same about Woody Allen."

No. Woody is a brilliantly talented writer.

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: gnu
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 02:18 PM

Stuck On The Island

An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life... until the boat sank! The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies... Nothing. Only bananas and coconuts.

After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to him. In disbelief he asks her: "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"

"I rowed from the other side of the island," she says. "I landed here when my cruise ship sank."

"Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up with you."

"Oh, this?" replies the woman. "I made the rowboat out of raw material that I found on the island; the oars were whittled from gum tree branches; I wove the bottom from palm branches; and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."

"But-but, that's impossible," stutters the man. "You had no tools or hardware. How did you manage?"

"Oh, that was no problem," replies the woman. "On the south side of the island, there is a very unusual strata of alluvial rock exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware.

The guy is stunned.

"Let's row over to my place, " she says.

After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks onto shore, he nearly falls out of the boat. Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb-struck.

As they walk into the house, her beautiful breasts bouncing with each step, she says casually, "It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down please; would you like to have a drink?"

"No thank you," he says, still dazed. "Can't take any more coconut juice."

"It's not coconut juice," the woman replies. "I have a still. How about a Pina Colada?"

Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk.

After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the cabinet in the bathroom."

No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet, is a razor made from a bone handle. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened onto its end, inside of a swivel mechanism. "This woman is amazing," he muses.

"What next?"

When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines and a shell necklace-strategically positioned-and smelling faintly of gardenias.

She beckons for him to sit down next to her.

"Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "we've been out here for a very long time. You've been lonely. I've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right about now, something you've been longing for all these months? You know... " She stares into his eyes.

He can't believe what he's hearing. His heart begins to pound. He's truly in luck: "You mean...", he gasps, "...I can actually check my e-mail from here??"

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 02:19 PM

:-) Why do I suspect that you KNEW I was talking about the positive aspects and the chance for redemption?

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 02:23 PM

Dude must have been stranded for years or else he'd be checking Facebook.

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 02:23 PM

gnu - Ha! Ha! Ha! Wonderful! Now imagine Shane stuck on the island with that woman.

There'd be a lotta... "Holy flip!" remarks and interjections.

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 08:51 PM

Famous for being famous is a big things in the US, though I don't pay any attention to it. You have to read People magazine and watch TMZ and read Huffington Post celebrity nonsense to keep up.

A lot of very bright women got their start playing dumb. I don't think you succeed in the business for very long without being smart. But there is smart and there is worldly or intelligent - they don't always overlap.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Ladies, what would you do if...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 08:54 PM

And there's wise, which is another thing still.