BS: Movies they should NOT make.

Subject: BS: Movies they should NOT make.
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 05:04 PM

Woody Allen as Spartacus.

Subject: RE: BS: Movies they should NOT make.
From: BrooklynJay
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 05:29 PM

Citizen Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Movies they should NOT make.
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 06:11 PM

LOL!

Subject: RE: BS: Movies they should NOT make.
From: frogprince
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 08:37 PM

Paris Hilton as Mother Theresa

Subject: RE: BS: Movies they should NOT make.
From: saulgoldie
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 09:09 PM

Whatever it is, they'll make it, regardless.

Saul

Subject: RE: BS: Movies they should NOT make.
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 02 Aug 11 - 09:55 PM

Indiana Jones and the family Jewels

Subject: RE: BS: Movies they should NOT make.
From: Ernest
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 01:38 AM

Shatner - his life and music

Subject: RE: BS: Movies they should NOT make.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 03:57 AM

Harry Potter: the magician enters an Old People's Home

Subject: RE: BS: Movies they should NOT make.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 04:02 AM

Harry Potter Comes Out: The Bumhole of Fire!

Subject: RE: BS: Movies they should NOT make.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 04:06 AM

Carry ON Harry Potter!
(That's big wand! I've had no complaints, Matron...Heh! Heh! heh!)

Subject: RE: BS: Movies they should NOT make.
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 04:32 AM

An umpteenth sequel to something else especially in 3D!!

Subject: RE: BS: Movies they should NOT make.
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 08:23 AM

Carry ON Harry Potter!

Is that hogs warts or are you happy to see me?

Subject: RE: BS: Movies they should NOT make.
From: gnu
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 04:53 PM

JtS... hahahahahahaa... Carry On!

Subject: RE: BS: Movies they should NOT make.
From: Amos
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 04:56 PM

"The Delicate Sensibilities of Folk Singers"

"Adventures in Good Manners on the Internet"

"Building a Folkie Forum for Fun and Profit"

are a few that come to mind right away.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Movies they should NOT make.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 07:19 PM

"Dinner With Don Cherry"

- A small time Canadian writer and sports biographer has dinner at the local sports bar with his old friend Don Cherry, the legendary hockey commentator, a man whom he has not seen in the last 15 years. They share wit and wisdom about life, love, death, sports, and destiny. Shot on one simple set at Montana's steakhouse in North Bay, Ontario, this movie will dazzle you with its unexpected depth and meaning. An unforgettable way to spend 2 hours of your life!!! No one should miss this film.

Subject: RE: BS: Movies they should NOT make.
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 07:33 PM

Don Cherry's guide to dressing tastefully.

Subject: RE: BS: Movies they should NOT make.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 07:43 PM

That would definitely be touched upon in the film "Dinner With Don Cherry", but in a subtle way. It wouldn't be directly alluded to, it would just be there.

Do you dig subtlety, Jack? ;-) I do. I think subtlety is the soul of humour.

Subject: RE: BS: Movies they should NOT make.
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 08:44 PM

I would watch your movie. I would not watch mine.

Subject: RE: BS: Movies they should NOT make.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Aug 11 - 08:55 PM

I probably wouldn't either. It has too narrow a theme to sustain my interest for a whole movie.

Subject: RE: BS: Movies they should NOT make.
From: BrooklynJay
Date: 04 Aug 11 - 07:15 PM

I admit to being a little bit apprehensive about the upcoming Superman movie. A British actor has been cast, but if he has any acting chops, I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt - after all, look at Hugh Laurie. There are lots of folks here in the States who never saw him in his "Jeeves & Wooster" days, or in "Blackadder," and were shocked to find out he was not American. So, ultimately, I guess I'll give the new Supie a chance.

What really worries me is his costume. After seeing the changes in the last Superman's uniform - where, among other things, his trunks shrunk to little more than a Speedo, I'm afraid the next film might find the Man of Steel wearing a red thong. Yuck.

But, films that shouldn't be made?

Caesar and Cleopatra starring Mickey Rooney and Roseanne Barr

Lawrence of Arabia starring Jim Carrey

Hamlet starring Gilbert Gottfried

A Streetcar Named Desire starring Fran Drescher

The list could go on and on...


Jay

Subject: RE: BS: Movies they should NOT make.
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 04 Aug 11 - 07:27 PM

Y'h Fiyahad

The Donald Trump Story.