BS: Bad Names for Restaurants....

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restaurants....
From: Bobert
Date: 07 Oct 11 - 12:32 PM

Grew up across the street from a kid named Nipper... His brother was named Tuck... True story... Nip & Tuck...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restaurants....
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 07 Oct 11 - 12:19 PM

I used to cook at a place called Li'l Nips.
The owners last name was Nipper. It was really more of a bar with a kitchen than a proper restaurant.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restaurants....
From: Becca72
Date: 07 Oct 11 - 11:59 AM

Portland, Maine also had (or has - not sure if they are still around) a Sam & Ella's Deli. The Muddy Rudder isn't the best choice as far as I'm concerned - doesn't make me want to eat there.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restaurants....
From: Will Fly
Date: 07 Oct 11 - 10:37 AM

what, pray, is a 'restrurant'?

Actually, it's a very peaceful food bar which travels around country areas. Never seen one, Michael? I'm suprised...

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restaurants....
From: Bobert
Date: 07 Oct 11 - 10:34 AM

"Big Peckers" I think is in Ocean City, Md.... I've seen the tee-shirts, anyway...

I used to frequent "The Ugly Mother" in Virginia Beach, Va... Don't know if it's still there, or not...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restaurants....
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 07 Oct 11 - 10:14 AM

There is a Chinese Takeaway in Farsley near Leeds called ' Yuk House '

Dave H

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restaurants....
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Oct 11 - 09:25 AM

There used to be a place in Hell, ID (now a ghost town) called "Hell's Kitchen." The church was known affectionately as "Hell's Bells."

In Pobwan-ni, Korea there was a place called "The Mickey Mouse Tailor Shop."

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restrurants....
From: TheSnail
Date: 07 Oct 11 - 06:47 AM

Sorry, not a restaurant, but theres a hotel in Eastbourne UK called The Big Sleep.

"You can check out but you can never leave"?

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restrurants....
From: melodeonboy
Date: 07 Oct 11 - 06:43 AM

Many years ago there was a restaurant in Canterbury called Get Stuffed! A number of locals complained about the name, apparently!

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restrurants....
From: Allan C.
Date: 07 Oct 11 - 06:07 AM

CarolC, Jack the Sailor and I dined once in an oriental restaurant near Lake City, Florida. It was a "must" once we saw the sign, the first line of which was: FU KU

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restrurants....
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 07 Oct 11 - 04:42 AM

I think the thread name is a bad name for a thread ~~ what, pray, is a 'restrurant'?

Just a typo, I appreciate ~ but jarring. Any chance of this being emended by a clone or mod?

~M~

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restrurants....
From: GUEST,OldNicKilby
Date: 07 Oct 11 - 04:28 AM

There used to be a Japanese Restaurant quite near to Cecil Sharpe House called"Idofuku"

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restrurants....
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 07 Oct 11 - 04:27 AM

There was a local take-away selling donner kebabs called "Bella Donner".
A catchy name, until you realise that belladonna is one of the most toxic plants in the Western hemisphere.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restrurants....
From: Will Fly
Date: 07 Oct 11 - 04:22 AM

There used to be a popular wine bar in Brighton in the '70s called "Pip's Wine Bar". When Pip sold it, the new owner changed the name to "Valmonella's".

It didn't last long...

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restrurants....
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 07 Oct 11 - 02:24 AM

Think I like McWanks best

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restrurants....
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 07 Oct 11 - 02:23 AM

The Slug and Lettuce (restaurant chain in the UK)

Fubar Brasserie and Lounge in Bath

The Tailhunter Restaurant and Fubar Cantina in Mexico


google found this

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restrurants....
From: Paul Burke
Date: 07 Oct 11 - 01:54 AM

Sam and Ella's, formerly in Sheffield.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restrurants....
From: kendall
Date: 07 Oct 11 - 01:41 AM

There is a place in Cape Elizabeth Maine that caters to elderly people. I call it "The Rubber Stocking".
Ptomaine Tillie's.

Those trucks that cater to mechanics are called the Roach Coach, or The Maggot Wagon.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restrurants....
From: MarkS
Date: 06 Oct 11 - 11:48 PM

Tom Rush, in one of his songs, refers to a place in Montana called "The Squat and Gobble."
Dont know if this is real or just artistic creativity, but it does have a certain cachet!

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restrurants....
From: JennieG
Date: 06 Oct 11 - 11:23 PM

I always thought a good name for a Thai restaurant would be "Thai Wun On".......

Chers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restrurants....
From: frogprince
Date: 06 Oct 11 - 10:55 PM

I know this isn't exactly "on point", but I've said over the years that one of my life's ambitions is to open a restaurant with "topless waitresses" on the signage, and staff it with fully dressed flat-chested women.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restrurants....
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Oct 11 - 10:43 PM

Ouch, Part B, rap...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restrurants....
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 11 - 10:21 PM

My youngest brother wanted to open a place catering to the muzzleloader shooting crowd and call it "The Cock and Balls". If there was objection he'd go for "The Lock 'n' Balls."

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restrurants....
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Oct 11 - 09:51 PM

...in gas...not grub... LOL...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restrurants....
From: GUEST,999
Date: 06 Oct 11 - 09:44 PM

I'm guessing the Roadkill Cafe on Route 66 does ok for itself.

Don, that place would probably make a mint.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restrurants....
From: Don Firth
Date: 06 Oct 11 - 09:23 PM

General store, lunch counter and gas station. The sign out front said "Eat Here and Get Gas."

Okay. . . .

Don Firth

P. S. Here's a suggestion for a combination gas station and restaurant:    The Stomach Pump.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restrurants....
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Oct 11 - 09:15 PM

Ouch, Rap...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bad Names for Restrurants....
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 11 - 09:14 PM

Next to the Gross Motel in Timewell, IL was the "Gross Restaurant."

Gertie's Grub 'n' Gas.

Subject: BS: Bad Names for Restrurants....
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Oct 11 - 08:47 PM

Well, the P-Vine and I were riding around a couple days ago and drove by a restaurant that, by the looks of it, had been closed for several years...

The Name???

"The Titanic"???

So, have at it folks... It doesn't matter if the joint is still open (or not) lets hear some of ya'll's "bad names for restaurants"....

B~