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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Nov 11 - 07:28 PM Yeah. ;-) We had a Beagle once too. She was the laziest darn thing I've ever seen in my life...except when hot on the trail of a rabbit. She lived to hound rabbits to their doom...and to eat, of course. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: gnu Date: 18 Nov 11 - 07:14 PM I had a beagle. I can underestimate any hound. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Nov 11 - 07:03 PM You underestimate Dachshunds at your own peril, my good man. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: gnu Date: 18 Nov 11 - 06:50 PM LH... "...even when they're upwind of it!` Ahhh, I kinda don`t think so. The only thing they can smell that`s upwind is there own ass. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Nov 11 - 06:38 PM 100!!!!!!!! Joy, joy, joy! :-D |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Nov 11 - 06:37 PM Even better than a periscope. They have stunning nasal abilities. Dachshunds can smell a freshly cooked sausage, a dead body, a fresh pile of dung or a living rodent from as far as five miles away....even when they're upwind of it! They home in on it like a heat seeking missile, and there is NO escape. They also have very keen hearing. Someone in Schenectady once spoke ill of my Dachshund (who was in central Ontario at the time) and he pricked up his ears and growled. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: gnu Date: 18 Nov 11 - 02:10 PM Weenies got periscopes? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Little Hawk Date: 17 Nov 11 - 05:25 PM Well, tall grass can be handy for sneaking up on prey, Rap. Dachshunds know this. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Rapparee Date: 17 Nov 11 - 02:02 PM They're also leery of tall grass, especially if it's wet. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: GUEST,Guest from sanity Date: 17 Nov 11 - 01:51 PM Little hawk: "Yes, that's pretty high on the list of priorities. They do not approve of "inclement" weather. They're not fond of rain either, and extremely wary of thunder and lightning." Jeez...you'd think you were talking about Winona....then you'd have to include security cameras! GfS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Little Hawk Date: 17 Nov 11 - 11:28 AM Yes, that's pretty high on the list of priorities. They do not approve of "inclement" weather. They're not fond of rain either, and extremely wary of thunder and lightning. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Rapparee Date: 17 Nov 11 - 09:26 AM The MOST important thing in ANY dachshund's life is little or no snow whenever it must go "outside." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 17 Nov 11 - 02:33 AM Yeah...a Dachshund?...sorta like a sausage.....she could always pet it...too! GfS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Little Hawk Date: 17 Nov 11 - 02:22 AM I'm going to have to find out if Winona likes Dachshunds. This could be crucial to our future happiness. I have no fear that the Dachshund won't like Winona...as long as she gives him treats now and then and showers him with praise. That's really all he wants, aside from world domination. ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 17 Nov 11 - 01:46 AM Leeneia: "Right. You can put the sausage in the bride's bouquet." Yeah..she could always eat it...too! GfS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 16 Nov 11 - 11:18 PM Right. You can put the sausage in the bride's bouquet. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Little Hawk Date: 16 Nov 11 - 05:45 PM ...in return for a sausage or some other treat of that sort. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 16 Nov 11 - 03:48 PM The dachshund is all for it. It wants to come down the aisle and give LH away. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Little Hawk Date: 16 Nov 11 - 01:21 PM Ahhh..ha! ha! ha! Wonderful. Yes, those are worrisome possibilities, Rap. I've heard rumours about Winona wearing out some previous partners in just that fashion. I'll have to give it careful thought. The Dachshund doesn't care, though. If she were to bribe him with the right food...well, almost ANY kind of food, he'd sell me down the river in a flash. His loyalty is tied directly to his stomach. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Rapparee Date: 16 Nov 11 - 09:55 AM I wonder: is the attraction is only physical? After Winona has her way with LH will she toss him aside, a dry, used-up, crushed shell of what he used to be? Will LH try to drown his sorrows in drink, with the inevitable consequence that he sinks lower and lower, and at last to end up in the Gutter of Shame with Shame McBride? Will Shame charge him rent for staying in his gutter? Will he have to pay alimony or will s/he sign a pre-nup? Most importantly, what will the dachshund think? Don't do it, Little Hawk! She only cares about your body!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 16 Nov 11 - 02:33 AM Little Hawk......Could this be about...........? Yikes! GfS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: GUEST,Clitia Inboata Date: 16 Nov 11 - 12:03 AM From: GUEST,CLETUS HARDDINGER she iz so skinny Ide be worried my dick mite poke rite thru her ass. CLETUS HARDDINGER Cletus Darhling, I am sooh sohry to learn of your troubles. For you to worry about your dick to poke out that way you cehrtainly would have to a very poor grhasp of the mechanics of coitus. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Rapparee Date: 15 Nov 11 - 08:32 PM Can I be de flowerer? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Little Hawk Date: 15 Nov 11 - 06:03 PM Sounds like your view of Winona Judd is pretty similar to mine, leeneia. Yes, you can be the flower girl. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 15 Nov 11 - 05:58 PM I decided to see what Wynonna Judd sounds like. My god, that lipstick! Talk about a turn-off! Her voice has oomph, unlike Winona Ryder's, and she can carry a tune. But where did she get that accent? It sounds like nothing I've ever heard before. (Still waiting to hear if I can be the flower girl.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Little Hawk Date: 15 Nov 11 - 05:08 PM What I have, CLETUS, is the ability to discriminate between superficial dross and real value. Here's a site yew should check out, son: Make Love, Not Porn (Sex in the real world as opposed to the fantasy world of porn) It's a site created by a woman, and she tells all the stuf yew should know. Yew'll find some real good info on the first page. Then use the Left or Right arrows to find the next page of real good info. That there Winona Judd will surely appreciate yew readin' up a bit on proper lovin' technique first so she don't hafta put up with all kinda weird stuff she don't really want from yew. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: gnu Date: 15 Nov 11 - 04:47 PM Charlie Chan? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: GUEST,CLETUS HARDDINGER Date: 15 Nov 11 - 04:33 PM Reckon yall gotta real short dick then doancha? CLETUS HARDDINGER |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Little Hawk Date: 15 Nov 11 - 04:23 PM Well, Cletus, you are in luck, because I'm leaving Winona Judd entirely up to you... ;-) Yew kin have her! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: gnu Date: 15 Nov 11 - 03:51 PM I dare say she worldly, Clete and... ahhh, nevermind. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: GUEST,CLETUS HARDDINGER Date: 15 Nov 11 - 03:21 PM I wuz gittin rite fired up about thizzer weddin an all but then i found out it wuz that skinny rider girl and hellfire she aint nuthin. I thot uwazza hitchin up with the real Winona, the one name of Judd. Now thairs a woman where you kin grab on an ride the hi country. Tell ya'.....sheed make bout 27 of them rider types. With the real Winona yall need ta take a sack lunch when yur startin cuz she will wear the average Canadian guy out. Me, well Ide be afrade of puttin the wood to that fake rider. Sheet-farr.....she iz so skinny Ide be worried my dick mite poke rite thru her ass. CLETUS HARDDINGER |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 15 Nov 11 - 02:13 PM ...and for his royal guest, 'Jack the Sailor'........: Without the pomp and circumstance, of course! GfS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Little Hawk Date: 15 Nov 11 - 01:39 PM Hmmm. The Disco approach, eh? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 15 Nov 11 - 12:30 PM I think this music is closer to the proper scale and theme. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: frogprince Date: 15 Nov 11 - 12:24 PM "Why is fried chicken like a girl with a bikini tan?" 'cause I like the white parts best. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Little Hawk Date: 15 Nov 11 - 12:15 PM Rap, that's lovely! It lends a fitting air of joyous grandeur to the occasion. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 15 Nov 11 - 10:52 AM An excellent suggestion, Rap. Guest from Sanity: this isn't a bachelor party, it's the annual convention of the International League of Wishful Thinkers. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Rapparee Date: 15 Nov 11 - 07:48 AM Music for the wedding recessional.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 15 Nov 11 - 06:52 AM Well, I was thinking this thread might have just been a bachelor party! GfS P.S. Well there's this one......... Or ...this one....Take your pick!! Warmest Regards!!! GfS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Crowhugger Date: 15 Nov 11 - 01:42 AM Gotcha!! ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Little Hawk Date: 15 Nov 11 - 12:45 AM Ryder! How many times do I have to say it? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Crowhugger Date: 14 Nov 11 - 11:28 PM Winona Who? ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Little Hawk Date: 14 Nov 11 - 11:03 PM Y'know, I think I'm experiencing mild hallucinations here...or dyslexia...something like that. I keep misreading the thread title as saying: "BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Bed" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 14 Nov 11 - 11:03 PM Bobert: "(((Bobert sticks fingers down throat)))" Looking for political substance???? GfS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Little Hawk Date: 14 Nov 11 - 10:59 PM If you insist, Bobert... ...but I thought you were into shackles and rubber whips. ;-D (It was Judy Collins I was talking about, not Winona. Did you get that?) Anyway, the guys with the spoon are on the way, okay? Try to hang on till they get there. It's an extra BIG spoon. You'll love it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Bobert Date: 14 Nov 11 - 10:51 PM Gag me with a spoon.... (((Bobert sticks fingers down throat))) B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: Little Hawk Date: 14 Nov 11 - 10:48 PM Wonderful. She is a reminder that the soul stays forever young and shines brightly, even through an aging body. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 14 Nov 11 - 09:46 PM uummm...because they're both finger-lickin' good? Meanwhile, back at the ranch....OK, Here's one by Dan Fogelberg that Judy did...and I couldn't say which one I liked better....(for more that just taste, arrangement, and vocal quality...they were/are friends)...but this video, showing Judy last year, was particularly moving. This is a 'live' performance....and the volume a little low...but a great piece! Judy on piano. She radiates...even in her age!!!!! Enjoy..and reflect...! GfS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: frogprince Date: 14 Nov 11 - 08:26 PM "Both gals have very nice parts" Yup; neither of them is perfect, but parts of them are excellent. Why is fried chicken like a girl with a bikini tan? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed... From: gnu Date: 14 Nov 11 - 03:43 PM Both gals have very nice parts. |
