BS: Newt Gingrich

Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jan 12 - 10:16 AM

Well, Newt does look like ten miles of home-made sin that sat in the oven too long and melted a bit. And Mitt is kinda blah -- when he comes home his wife often wonders who he is (yes, he only has one).

Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 Jan 12 - 10:20 AM

She's the guy who is wearing HER jeans.............


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 Jan 12 - 10:23 AM

HE IS THE GUY WEARING HER JEANS..........Freudian slip there? Perhaps so. He looks like a complete douchebag so........Gingrich on the other hand looks like Mr. Granger on Are You Being Served.....especially when he walks.


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: SINSULL
Date: 26 Jan 12 - 01:35 PM

Hey! This is the man who, if elected, will put a manned space station on the moon by 2020. And WITHOUT raising the National Debt!
I love pre-election speeches.

Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: David C. Carter
Date: 26 Jan 12 - 01:57 PM

In the UK there are the expressions-Pissed as a Newt:Drunk,
Rat arsed,Three sheets to the wind.

Could explain a few things!

Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Bill D
Date: 26 Jan 12 - 02:10 PM

I don't suppose many of you watch Conan O'Brien in his newish show, but last night, his 'sidekick' Andy Richter was 'appointed' to be the Newt impersonator. They gave him a wig and put up pics of Newt making various faces, and Richter did an amazing job of matching them!

(Oh...wait.. it says that at this site http://teamcoco.com/ you can actually watch the entire thing. I hope it works)

Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 27 Jan 12 - 03:03 AM

I'm sorry....Calista Gingrich will unable to attend tonight's photo op with the Newt. She had a terrible accident today. She fell down, and broke her hair!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 28 Jan 12 - 12:35 AM

This story has been making the rounds on some talk shows:

Newt Gingrich once asked Bob Dole, "Why do so many people take an instant dislike to me?"

Dole answered, "It saves time."