BS: Mr. Watson with My Millions

Subject: BS: Mr. Watson with My Millions
From: Charley Noble
Date: 19 Jan 12 - 11:58 AM

I recently gratified to receive this e-mail:

I am Diplomat named Donald Watson sent to deliver your encased Security Metallic Trunk Box containing your funds of $3.2MUSD. I'm presently at the George Bush Intercontinental Airport. Reconfirm your details, name, phone, occupation and your proof of identification. Thank you. I HAVE ARRIVED AT THE GEORGE BUSH INTERCONTINENTAL AIRPORT HOUSTON, TEXAS.

I will be happy to split the $3.2MUSD with anyone here who can deliver the goods. Anyone live near Houston, Texas?

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Mr. Watson with My Millions
From: GUEST,skivee, guesting in
Date: 19 Jan 12 - 12:33 PM

Charley, for a chunk of $3.2M I'd drive down myself. Could you forward some money for the rental car?

Subject: RE: BS: Mr. Watson with My Millions
From: Charley Noble
Date: 19 Jan 12 - 12:44 PM

skivee-

For sure, but you'll have to first sign in as a Mudcat member so I can PM you the money.

And don't forget to say, "Mr. Watson, I presume?" when you meet said gentleman at the aerodrome.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Mr. Watson with My Millions
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 19 Jan 12 - 12:47 PM

LOL have him paypal it Charlie

Subject: RE: BS: Mr. Watson with My Millions
From: Charley Noble
Date: 19 Jan 12 - 12:59 PM

olddude-

I only want a million myself. The rest I'll donate to MAX; I'm sure he'll find some good use for it.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Mr. Watson with My Millions
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jan 12 - 01:45 PM

Have him paypal it all to you, you send it to Max. Then take it off your taxes, 'cause you'll need the deduction.

Subject: RE: BS: Mr. Watson with My Millions
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Jan 12 - 02:31 PM

It's fake! I got the same message and the guy's real name is Ronald Watson, not Donald Watson, and he's at Hartsfield in Atlanta, not George Bush in Houston. Somenone must have you pegged as a real sucker, Charley.

Subject: RE: BS: Mr. Watson with My Millions
From: Cats
Date: 19 Jan 12 - 06:02 PM

Think he knew it was fake....

Subject: RE: BS: Mr. Watson with My Millions
From: Charley Noble
Date: 19 Jan 12 - 08:44 PM

Shesh!

No millions for me, Max, and my new friends...

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Mr. Watson with My Millions
From: Skivee
Date: 19 Jan 12 - 09:27 PM

Charley, we can save this. Just send me that money they have asked you for (if they haven't asked you yet, they will) to cover expenses and to prove your sincerity. I'll handle everything from there.

Subject: RE: BS: Mr. Watson with My Millions
From: DMcG
Date: 20 Jan 12 - 07:51 AM

$3.2MUSD? Are you sure that is millions of US dollars, and not something from Marcus Island (airport code MUS). It might only be a few thousand dollars in that case - hardly worth the effort.

Subject: RE: BS: Mr. Watson with My Millions
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 20 Jan 12 - 08:41 AM

I had a message from Mrs Gadafi.
She somehow knew that I could be trusted to look after a large sum of money for her.
I know I am a shocking name-dropper.

Subject: RE: BS: Mr. Watson with My Millions
From: GUEST,999
Date: 20 Jan 12 - 09:11 AM

Mr ROLAND Watson is at Pierre Elliot Trudeau Airport in Montreal. He wants to know when I'll be there. I'll let you know what happens. If you don't hear from me within ten hours, it's because I rented a bar and invited all my music friends to a decent paid gig at $1000 a song.

Subject: RE: BS: Mr. Watson with My Millions
From: Charley Noble
Date: 20 Jan 12 - 09:36 AM

No doubt Donald and Roland Watson were twins separated at birth. Isn't the world strange! There are so many things I'd like to do with a million dollars, such as a luxury cruise along the coast of Tuscany.

Oh well!
Charley Noble