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Subject: BS: Good News, Bad News, Chongz... From: Bobert Date: 28 Apr 12 - 11:12 PM Well, seein' as I am now living just 4 miles north of South Carlina the climate is such that I can grow bananas so... ...I got me a banana tree and seein' as bananas give me heartburn I figured I'd just grow them for the resident monkey but... ...if the P-Vine sees him here then she'll wait until he gets all comfy in a lounge chair next to the pool and then shoot poor ol' Chongz... Don't ask me??? She just ain't into monkeys, but... ...if any bananas actually grow on this thing I will ship 'um to LH who will be sure that Chongz gets 'um... B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Good News, Bad News, Chongz... From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 28 Apr 12 - 11:18 PM That is real kind of you, Bobert. Thanks! I ain't comin' down there for a bit. This P-vine woman sounds a bit nervous, huh? Well, I wouldn't want to give her any cause for concern. Just send 'em up to LH. - Chongo |
Subject: RE: BS: Good News, Bad News, Chongz... From: Rapparee Date: 28 Apr 12 - 11:35 PM Poison them first and save a bullet. |
Subject: RE: BS: Good News, Bad News, Chongz... From: GUEST,Hookey Wole Date: 28 Apr 12 - 11:44 PM I don't trust monkeys or apes.... I blame Americans for domesticating them, forcing them into indentured servitude then teaching them to speak English and training them how to use guns... |
Subject: RE: BS: Good News, Bad News, Chongz... From: GUEST,999 Date: 28 Apr 12 - 11:58 PM Waste of perfectly good pizzin, Rap. |
Subject: RE: BS: Good News, Bad News, Chongz... From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 29 Apr 12 - 12:13 AM Hark! I hear the sound of a tinklin' brass echoin' vainly in the wind. That's took from the Bible, boys. - Chongo |
Subject: RE: BS: Good News, Bad News, Chongz... From: Desert Dancer Date: 29 Apr 12 - 01:48 AM "tinklin' in the wind". Apt. |
Subject: RE: BS: Good News, Bad News, Chongz... From: Bobert Date: 29 Apr 12 - 09:07 AM Hey, wait a minute, Hookey... No one said that Chongz is trained on how to use guns... Yeah, he knows to pull the trigger but aiming is a different story... B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Good News, Bad News, Chongz... From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 29 Apr 12 - 11:56 AM You are so wrong, Bobertz. I can shoot out a gorilla's eye at 100 feet...with a handgun. And I have. I can snipe pebbles off a fence rail. Matter of fact, I am Death Incarnate...when the need arises. I useta drink with Clint Eastwood and go shootin' with him out on the firin' range in his California place on Sunday afternoons. You didn't know that, didja? - Chongo |