BS: Happy Birthday Kendall

Subject: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: GUEST,jacqui.c
Date: 09 May 12 - 10:06 PM

It's May 10 in the UK now so I can put this thread up.

Many happy returns to my husband who, whilst he may be grower older, still refuses to grow old.

Kendall, may I have the pleasure of your company for many more years yet.

Live long, die happy.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: gnu
Date: 09 May 12 - 10:08 PM

Sniff... and happies at ya lad!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Beer
Date: 09 May 12 - 10:16 PM

May we all tune in next year as well. Wow! does time fly by. Many many more Kendall.
Adrien

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Bobert
Date: 09 May 12 - 10:34 PM

Danged...

Same as my son's...

Need to call him tomorrow...

Happy B-Day, Capt'n and Ben Grady...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 May 12 - 11:14 PM

So, if he refuses to grow older does he also refuse to grow wiser? Either way or both is just fine -- a man needs to do some things that are unwise every now and then. Life would be boring otherwise.

Kendall, may your life never be boring.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: GUEST,999
Date: 09 May 12 - 11:27 PM

I'll agree with all the fore noted.

Hey fellow, you sent me some wonderful music. Thank you, and happy birthday to ya.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Janie
Date: 10 May 12 - 12:00 AM

If I can just piddle around here not saying much but burning up time for 4 minutes, or somethin', or dose off for now 3 minutes only to wake up at the magic time, or tell you about my partially newly painted kitchen cabinets, or wonder out loud about if it's going to rain anymore tonight or for 2 minutes longer continue to take up space and ramble about nothing in particular and wonder what tomorrow is going to bring at work for 1 more minute, at least according to the clock on my computer and be greatful there is not a cock crowing at midnight then I can be the very first person to wish kendal

Happy Birthday!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Janie
Date: 10 May 12 - 12:01 AM

....at the stroke of midnight.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: ClaireBear
Date: 10 May 12 - 12:50 AM

Still a bit early here on the western ocean, but I'll say it anyway: happy birthday, Cap'n, and may the coming year bring joy and fulfillment.

Lorenzo the bobblehead sends his affectionate regards, and so do I.

Cheers
Claire

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 10 May 12 - 03:45 AM

well, Thursday 10th is winding down here - dusk has fallen, curtains are drawn - but I've still time to wish the wonderful Capt'n Kendall a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY & lots of happy celebrations & lots more happy birthdays

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: fat B****rd
Date: 10 May 12 - 03:57 AM

Best wishes from Dunfermline, Kendall.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: My guru always said
Date: 10 May 12 - 04:01 AM

Many Happies kendallDear, for today, tomorrow, the day after, and ALL your days!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Will Fly
Date: 10 May 12 - 04:04 AM

A good excuse (as if I needed one) to pour a large single malt this evening and raise the glass to your Happy Birthday! Cheers!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 10 May 12 - 04:41 AM

A whole year since we sang on HMS Victory - I can't believe it! Hope you have another great birthday!

Kitty
xx

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Micca
Date: 10 May 12 - 04:42 AM

Happy Birthday, Kendall, I've got the Diet Pepsi and the whisky!!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: maeve
Date: 10 May 12 - 05:47 AM

I hope you have a wicked good day, Kendall.

Maeve

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Leadfingers
Date: 10 May 12 - 06:21 AM

Happies mate - I'll buy you a beer next week !

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 10 May 12 - 06:24 AM

♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ Happy B.D., Kendall! ♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Don't forget to celebrate for at least a month!

Linn (and Tom, too -- he's still having problems seeing the computer)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: ranger1
Date: 10 May 12 - 06:50 AM

Happy birthday, Kendall. I tried to think of something clever, but I have to finish getting ready for work and I haven't had coffee yet. I'll save it for the card.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Little Robyn
Date: 10 May 12 - 07:31 AM

Happy birthday from NZ.
Robyn

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 May 12 - 08:23 AM

Happy birthday, Captain.
Enjoy!
SINS, head groupie.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 May 12 - 08:27 AM

Aye, keep growing older my friend, but whatever else you do, don't grow up.
Grown ups are boring!

John

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Severn
Date: 10 May 12 - 08:58 AM

Happy birthday, Kendall, sent from my Kindle.
Hoping a friend will have health that won't dwindle
And that while I'm sitting enjoying each tale you
Have a good year. May your muse never fail you!

(Now you know why they suspended my poetic liscence for too many meter violations.)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 May 12 - 09:10 AM

Kendall, braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur! Vos natas est: carpe narem, sed non urinat in ventum.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Becca72
Date: 10 May 12 - 09:24 AM

Happy Birthday, Dad. I love you!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 May 12 - 11:38 AM

Happy Natal Day, Kendall! Hope you have had a wonderful day and the year will bring you all that you need and desire. Thanks for being here!

much love,

kat

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 May 12 - 12:36 PM

Don't piss in the wind???? What are you going on about, Rap?
Enjoy your lunch, Kendall. On the water in the rain. And listen to Rap. Definitely not from the deck into the wind.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Megan L
Date: 10 May 12 - 12:44 PM

happy birthday lad

Awra best
Frae
Meg

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: frogprince
Date: 10 May 12 - 01:31 PM

Didja take a lovely British "bird" out for a ride in your "motorcar"?

However you choose to celebrate, hope you're having a real good one.

                   Dean (and Judy).

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 10 May 12 - 01:40 PM

So far it's been a very good day. Lots of cards from loved ones and a fine lunch at one of Portland's best restaurants.

I don't know what I did to earn all you fine folks as friends but I'd like to bottle it and give it to republicans.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Dan Schatz
Date: 10 May 12 - 01:43 PM

What did you do? It's not about what you do, my friend, it's about who you are. So enjoy the rest of your day!

Dan

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Morticia
Date: 10 May 12 - 02:04 PM

happy birthday, Cap'n xx

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: skarpi
Date: 10 May 12 - 02:06 PM

happy birthday Kendall , enjoy the days ...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Amos
Date: 10 May 12 - 02:30 PM

I think you should give it to them, Kendall, every chance you get.


Happy burfday. Are you skipping any? I feel like I'm catching up, but that doesn't make sense unless you're dropping the count, sir.

Ask Jacqui to double check your arithmetic, wouldja? :D


A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: KT
Date: 10 May 12 - 05:44 PM

Happy Birthday, Kendall, from the frozen (nearly) north!
I'd say we're the lucky ones to call you friend! Enjoy you day!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 10 May 12 - 07:52 PM

I'm humbled.I try to be the kind of person that I would want in my life. Yes, I know I'm sometimes gloomy and irritated but mostly I try to stay on the giddy side of morose.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 May 12 - 08:00 PM

Amos, look at it this way:

Suppose when you were 15 Kendall was 30. You were 50% his age.
So 15 years later, you're 30 and Kendall is 45. Now you're 67% his age
When he's 90, you'd be 75, or 83% of his age.

In short, you're catching up. Eventually you should pass him.

This is mathematics, so it's gotta be true.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 10 May 12 - 09:42 PM

Happy birthday, Kendall!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: gnu
Date: 10 May 12 - 10:09 PM

Rap...

But, when he's 90, he'll still be Kendall... a wise and nice guy. Like George Carlin said, "Please Lord, just let me be a nice guy." Of course, he never had that leather jacket. >;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Bobert
Date: 10 May 12 - 11:02 PM

Well, I reckon that it H.B. for real...

Just got off the phone with my son, also a May 10th'er...

Make it a good 'un...

Or hope it was...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: GUEST,Lois the Llama
Date: 11 May 12 - 01:28 AM

Well Kendall, your special day has passed and I had beenlooking forward to it so muc....................but alas I heard nothing from you. I have worked on my body to look as perfect as a llama can be....nothing fromyou. For the past several weeks I have had my coat washed everyday and brushed out til dry to insure the most lush coat that could ever be found on a llama......and from you, nothing.

I am truly the complete package and today I got up early and waited many long hours for a call that never came. This is a deep hurt Kendall, a very deep hurt. When I think of the times we had together and then for you to seeemingly proudly ignore me on this day..............My heart is pierced to the core..............

Lois --- with tears on my pillow

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: autolycus
Date: 11 May 12 - 03:49 AM

Happy birth-anniversary, Kendall

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: GUEST,SussexCarole
Date: 11 May 12 - 03:54 AM

Ohhh...nearly missed sending birthday wishes.

Hope it was a good one Kendall - Love from us both   Andrew & Carole xx

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: jacqui.c
Date: 11 May 12 - 07:48 AM

Lois - you are history - live with it.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: freda underhill
Date: 11 May 12 - 08:40 AM

Happy birthday, Kendall, sent from down under.
Hoping you don't overconsume and then chunder
And that while I'm enjoying each CD of yours
You have a good evening, and then a few snores....!

Happy birthday Kendall! and happy Jacqui as well
cheers to the old bloke, and to his young belle
words tumble about, some puns to adorn 'e
Like Severn the master, I'm freda the corny..

happy birthday! xx

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Becca72
Date: 11 May 12 - 08:51 AM

Ok, like I didn't have enough problems - now you lot have named the llama after my mother??

Man, I gotta get another hobby...get out and get some fresh air...throw myself into a lengthy game of Words with Friends..sheesh

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: SINSULL
Date: 11 May 12 - 08:56 AM

Could be worse, Becca. The llama could be a Lawrence. Larry the llama has a nice sound to it.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Jeri
Date: 11 May 12 - 09:40 AM

They're making the movie "The Other Day After". Bewildered souls are wandering through an ash-covered world looking for slices of cold pizza and their car keys. At least the Fire Department managed to put the cake out.

Happy Day After Kendall!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: catspaw49
Date: 11 May 12 - 09:55 AM

Becca, I'm pretty sure that Lois the Llama had absolutely no idea that your mother was also named Lois. On the other hand, Ol' Spaw can't help but be LMAO over this accidental shot in the dark. I am surely a degenerate beyond all hope, but I'm sure Lois apologizes!

Does make Jacqui's comment more interesting.......LOL.......geeziz.........


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Becca72
Date: 11 May 12 - 10:05 AM

LOL..Spaw, my friend, you're just lucky I have my father's sense of humor. :-)