BS: Happy Birthday Kendall

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: GUEST,Kendall
Date: 13 May 12 - 08:09 PM

You're on, Mate. Maybe by then I'll have learned how to play my new Octave Mandolin.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Fortunato
Date: 13 May 12 - 07:12 AM

Hey, Kendall, old pal,

Sorry I'm late, but I send my best wishes for your post-birthday Sunday, and the rest of the year.

I think we'll see you at the Getaway this year with the Micca in tow, and we'll send a few songs together.

All the best,
Chance

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Mark Ross
Date: 12 May 12 - 06:13 PM

Better than when your wave starts to flag.

Mark Ross

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: gnu
Date: 12 May 12 - 05:18 PM

Hmmm... when yer flag starts to wave... >;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Mark Ross
Date: 12 May 12 - 04:54 PM

Long May You Wave Captain! Happy B'Day!

Mark Ross

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: GUEST
Date: 12 May 12 - 10:12 AM

To visit whom?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: bbc
Date: 12 May 12 - 08:42 AM

Happy belated, my dear! In honor of your birthday ( & my mom's on the 15th & Mother's Day, we've come to Maine to visit! LOL

best,

Barbara & Duane

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: autolycus
Date: 12 May 12 - 03:56 AM

Happy birth-anniversary, Kendall

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Charley Noble
Date: 11 May 12 - 08:55 PM

Kendall-

Best to you, belated, from Judy and myself.

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Bobert
Date: 11 May 12 - 08:53 PM

Man, with as many birthdays as Kendall has had lately Mosses may have to come back to defend his turf...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: kendall
Date: 11 May 12 - 08:36 PM

Thanks, I can always use new material.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Andrez
Date: 11 May 12 - 08:16 PM

Hey Kendall have followed your story and doings from afar through the Mudcat. Here's my small contribution to your day, a link to a whole list of 'old peoples birthday jokes" to trawl through if you feel so inclined in between keeping on singing and making music. The site prefaces its page with this nice observation:

"You'll get the benefit of using a joke of this type, but you'll reap a bigger reward if you can find and soak up the proverb hidden inside these jokes. It can lessen your stress level and maybe allow you to become an old person yourself". Sounds like a good idea to me.

http://www.you-can-be-funny.com/OldPeopleBirthdayJokes.html

Cheers from Australia where despite the dateline its still the 12th!

Andrez

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Becca72
Date: 11 May 12 - 03:44 PM

Jeri - LOL!!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: gnu
Date: 11 May 12 - 03:30 PM

Ooops! Carlin said "... COOL guy."

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: topical tom
Date: 11 May 12 - 02:12 PM

Best wishes for a happy birthday and a splendid new year!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 11 May 12 - 01:45 PM

Gnu

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 May 12 - 01:22 PM

A friend in Canada sent me that joke earlier today Kendall. I wonder where you got it? ;)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Elmore
Date: 11 May 12 - 11:20 AM

Groan. Hope you had a happy birthday anyway.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: kendall
Date: 11 May 12 - 10:46 AM

A woman asked her husband how many other women he has had, and he replied, "Well, let's see, there was, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, you, 8, 9..

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 May 12 - 10:36 AM

BS: The rich subjugate the poor.         
BS: Happy Birthday Kendall

The juxtaposition sees...interesting. Apparently Kendall, like Bobert, crushes the workers under his iron-shod sea boots.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Becca72
Date: 11 May 12 - 10:05 AM

LOL..Spaw, my friend, you're just lucky I have my father's sense of humor. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: catspaw49
Date: 11 May 12 - 09:55 AM

Becca, I'm pretty sure that Lois the Llama had absolutely no idea that your mother was also named Lois. On the other hand, Ol' Spaw can't help but be LMAO over this accidental shot in the dark. I am surely a degenerate beyond all hope, but I'm sure Lois apologizes!

Does make Jacqui's comment more interesting.......LOL.......geeziz.........


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Jeri
Date: 11 May 12 - 09:40 AM

They're making the movie "The Other Day After". Bewildered souls are wandering through an ash-covered world looking for slices of cold pizza and their car keys. At least the Fire Department managed to put the cake out.

Happy Day After Kendall!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: SINSULL
Date: 11 May 12 - 08:56 AM

Could be worse, Becca. The llama could be a Lawrence. Larry the llama has a nice sound to it.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Becca72
Date: 11 May 12 - 08:51 AM

Ok, like I didn't have enough problems - now you lot have named the llama after my mother??

Man, I gotta get another hobby...get out and get some fresh air...throw myself into a lengthy game of Words with Friends..sheesh

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: freda underhill
Date: 11 May 12 - 08:40 AM

Happy birthday, Kendall, sent from down under.
Hoping you don't overconsume and then chunder
And that while I'm enjoying each CD of yours
You have a good evening, and then a few snores....!

Happy birthday Kendall! and happy Jacqui as well
cheers to the old bloke, and to his young belle
words tumble about, some puns to adorn 'e
Like Severn the master, I'm freda the corny..

happy birthday! xx

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: jacqui.c
Date: 11 May 12 - 07:48 AM

Lois - you are history - live with it.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: GUEST,SussexCarole
Date: 11 May 12 - 03:54 AM

Ohhh...nearly missed sending birthday wishes.

Hope it was a good one Kendall - Love from us both   Andrew & Carole xx

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: autolycus
Date: 11 May 12 - 03:49 AM

Happy birth-anniversary, Kendall

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: GUEST,Lois the Llama
Date: 11 May 12 - 01:28 AM

Well Kendall, your special day has passed and I had beenlooking forward to it so muc....................but alas I heard nothing from you. I have worked on my body to look as perfect as a llama can be....nothing fromyou. For the past several weeks I have had my coat washed everyday and brushed out til dry to insure the most lush coat that could ever be found on a llama......and from you, nothing.

I am truly the complete package and today I got up early and waited many long hours for a call that never came. This is a deep hurt Kendall, a very deep hurt. When I think of the times we had together and then for you to seeemingly proudly ignore me on this day..............My heart is pierced to the core..............

Lois --- with tears on my pillow

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Bobert
Date: 10 May 12 - 11:02 PM

Well, I reckon that it H.B. for real...

Just got off the phone with my son, also a May 10th'er...

Make it a good 'un...

Or hope it was...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: gnu
Date: 10 May 12 - 10:09 PM

Rap...

But, when he's 90, he'll still be Kendall... a wise and nice guy. Like George Carlin said, "Please Lord, just let me be a nice guy." Of course, he never had that leather jacket. >;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 10 May 12 - 09:42 PM

Happy birthday, Kendall!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 May 12 - 08:00 PM

Amos, look at it this way:

Suppose when you were 15 Kendall was 30. You were 50% his age.
So 15 years later, you're 30 and Kendall is 45. Now you're 67% his age
When he's 90, you'd be 75, or 83% of his age.

In short, you're catching up. Eventually you should pass him.

This is mathematics, so it's gotta be true.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 10 May 12 - 07:52 PM

I'm humbled.I try to be the kind of person that I would want in my life. Yes, I know I'm sometimes gloomy and irritated but mostly I try to stay on the giddy side of morose.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: KT
Date: 10 May 12 - 05:44 PM

Happy Birthday, Kendall, from the frozen (nearly) north!
I'd say we're the lucky ones to call you friend! Enjoy you day!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Amos
Date: 10 May 12 - 02:30 PM

I think you should give it to them, Kendall, every chance you get.


Happy burfday. Are you skipping any? I feel like I'm catching up, but that doesn't make sense unless you're dropping the count, sir.

Ask Jacqui to double check your arithmetic, wouldja? :D


A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: skarpi
Date: 10 May 12 - 02:06 PM

happy birthday Kendall , enjoy the days ...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Morticia
Date: 10 May 12 - 02:04 PM

happy birthday, Cap'n xx

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Dan Schatz
Date: 10 May 12 - 01:43 PM

What did you do? It's not about what you do, my friend, it's about who you are. So enjoy the rest of your day!

Dan

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 10 May 12 - 01:40 PM

So far it's been a very good day. Lots of cards from loved ones and a fine lunch at one of Portland's best restaurants.

I don't know what I did to earn all you fine folks as friends but I'd like to bottle it and give it to republicans.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: frogprince
Date: 10 May 12 - 01:31 PM

Didja take a lovely British "bird" out for a ride in your "motorcar"?

However you choose to celebrate, hope you're having a real good one.

                   Dean (and Judy).

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Megan L
Date: 10 May 12 - 12:44 PM

happy birthday lad

Awra best
Frae
Meg

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 May 12 - 12:36 PM

Don't piss in the wind???? What are you going on about, Rap?
Enjoy your lunch, Kendall. On the water in the rain. And listen to Rap. Definitely not from the deck into the wind.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 May 12 - 11:38 AM

Happy Natal Day, Kendall! Hope you have had a wonderful day and the year will bring you all that you need and desire. Thanks for being here!

much love,

kat

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Becca72
Date: 10 May 12 - 09:24 AM

Happy Birthday, Dad. I love you!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 May 12 - 09:10 AM

Kendall, braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur! Vos natas est: carpe narem, sed non urinat in ventum.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: Severn
Date: 10 May 12 - 08:58 AM

Happy birthday, Kendall, sent from my Kindle.
Hoping a friend will have health that won't dwindle
And that while I'm sitting enjoying each tale you
Have a good year. May your muse never fail you!

(Now you know why they suspended my poetic liscence for too many meter violations.)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 May 12 - 08:27 AM

Aye, keep growing older my friend, but whatever else you do, don't grow up.
Grown ups are boring!

John

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Kendall
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 May 12 - 08:23 AM

Happy birthday, Captain.
Enjoy!
SINS, head groupie.