BS: mudcatter real or fake?

Subject: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 11 Sep 12 - 08:53 PM

Is little Hawk really a hawk? if so what kind
Is Spaw really a Spaw
Is olddude really old and a dude
Is Little Robin really Little
Is Beer really beer or could he be Pepsi?
Is Gnu really a GnU or could he be a Moose?

I mean so many dang questions !!

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: gnu
Date: 11 Sep 12 - 09:09 PM

Depends. Are we talkin about Kent County moose or Albert County moose? I AM bi-county, ya know, and proud if it. I marched in the last parade with The Albert County Liquor Pig Choir. And the year before I marched with the Kent County Growers Association. I think. After marchin with the Growers I don't remember shit.

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: artbrooks
Date: 11 Sep 12 - 09:28 PM

I think gnu is a mousse...probably chocolate.

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: Ed T
Date: 11 Sep 12 - 09:35 PM

I'd wager gnu does not often use mousse.

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: GUEST,mando-player-91
Date: 11 Sep 12 - 09:43 PM

Gnu you don't mean Albert County as in Newbrunswick Albert County do you?

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: Ebbie
Date: 11 Sep 12 - 10:02 PM

There are times that I am quite convinced that I am not real. But I have never found anyone who claimed either the credit or blame for having created me so the issue is still open.

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: Janie
Date: 11 Sep 12 - 10:27 PM

Whereas no one, be it 3D or cyberspace, ever questions that I am other than plain Jan(i)e.

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: Louie Roy
Date: 11 Sep 12 - 10:33 PM

I've been Louie Roy for 87 years and i assume this is ligit but there is also room for error

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: olddude
Date: 11 Sep 12 - 10:45 PM

Nothing plain about you Janie you cutie ... speaking of planes
is it plain foolish to jump out of planes or is it plain plane jumping and not out of the plain ordinary thing to do

soooo many questions

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: gnu
Date: 11 Sep 12 - 11:02 PM

Albert County as in New Brunswick Albert County. Home of the shale and the pale. Poor Celts abound. Toiled and built this province in the woods and mills and mines... and minds.

Kent? Irish and French, poor, of course. Same deal. Fish. Hew timber. Breath coal dust (gypsum for the lucky AC lads) and build the province.

A lotta counties like that there. Too bad not all of them are like that there... eh?

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: GUEST,mando-player-91
Date: 12 Sep 12 - 07:28 AM

I live in Moncton came up from Boston a few years ago. Lived in Memramcook for a while too. Haven't got to chance to really visit passed Riverview.

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: Will Fly
Date: 12 Sep 12 - 07:47 AM

Dan, ol'-howdy-doody, I can't Fly and, these days, Will not Fly. (If I travel to Europe I drive). Hate airports.

Mind you, I once saw a Gnu, but after that I gnever saw agnother gnu...

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: olddude
Date: 12 Sep 12 - 10:26 AM

do canadians really say Eh or is hey or is it Eck or OOOOYVAY
are they real on a figment of the internet inquiring minds want to know. and I did know a Will who did Fly but not the house fly but the airplane Fly but he wasn't named Fly his name was Paper like little Jackie Paper but not Fly Paper

so many questions

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: My guru always said
Date: 12 Sep 12 - 10:40 AM

I'm definitely NOT a guru....

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: Acorn4
Date: 12 Sep 12 - 10:58 AM

I suppose that makes me a bit nuts.

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Sep 12 - 11:07 AM

Disparate neologisms quantify retroactive ambivalence, inciting garrulous repetition.

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 12 Sep 12 - 12:00 PM

Thurber once defined neologisms as carcinomenclature.

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Sep 12 - 12:09 PM

Calling lh little hawk turns out to be a game of opposites like calling George Carlin the Pope.

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: GUEST,DrWord|DrWired
Date: 12 Sep 12 - 12:32 PM

the Dr is fake
U of Wpg Queen's, Sr Lawrence College, Brandon U., U of Sask., Moncton University, Red River College, but no doctorate.
hopeless dictionary addiction*, though, so the Word part is real.

*[followed closely by stringed instrument acquisition syndrome]


~the old DrWired handle is laughable. More like Luddite_with_a_website

back 2 the non-BS :)

i'm sure kat is laughing!

dennis

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: Ebbie
Date: 12 Sep 12 - 02:07 PM

"Disparate neologisms quantify retroactive ambivalence, inciting garrulous repetition."

What Bill D said.

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Sep 12 - 02:19 PM

Every discipline has its own language and level of BS.
Philosophy is not alone in this attribute.
At least the ones I see here are decipherable.
Psychology may be the worst in this regard since it is unnecessary.
In Goverment the memos and e mails are virtually incomprehensible abbreviations.

It might be great to go beyond the Onion and write a news service in new speak neologismic psycho-neoconfederate language. Perhaps things could be said that could never be said out loud in todays climate. Obfuscation is the purpose high falootin language anyway.

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 12 Sep 12 - 02:43 PM

"Tommy" (Abr. surname), "Prof" (keen on studying) and "Dijit" (from initials D.J.T.), at various stages of my education and working life.

Would have been "Wysiwyg" (stage name) here, but it was already taken.

Hence the awkward mishmash of Don(Wyziwyg)T.

However, "What you see is what you get".

No fake, there are too many here who know me in the real world.

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: fat B****rd
Date: 12 Sep 12 - 02:52 PM

The fat is correct the B****rd is amatter of opinion.

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Sep 12 - 02:55 PM

Why, thank you, Ebbie!

Auspicious affirmations implicitly corroborate exceedingly obfuscatory analysis!


{Are surreal Mudcatters fake?}

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: gnu
Date: 12 Sep 12 - 03:11 PM

"Haven't got to chance to really visit passed Riverview."

Well, ya might wanna get yerself a "book a maps" from The DNR on accounta the AC lads cut down tha road signs on a reg'lar basis. Keeps the fuckin city folk out an adds to the local economy on accounta the signs gotta be put back up eh (yes, Dan, we say eh a lot, eh?).

Oh, yeah... Riverview ain't Albert County... it's fulla city folk.

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: Leadfingers
Date: 12 Sep 12 - 04:18 PM

Well I have been a have been a fake musician for SO long , I even get paid for doing it now and then .

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Sep 12 - 09:00 PM

I'm five foot one and a bit - not very big.
But 40 years ago there were two Robyns where I worked and although the taller one didn't like being called Big Robyn, I didn't mind the Little Robyn handle and I've adopted it since.
Robyn

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: Ebbie
Date: 12 Sep 12 - 09:18 PM

"Auspicious affirmations implicitly corroborate exceedingly obfuscatory analysis!"

I agree utterly. Indubitably. Like, as in totally.

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Sep 12 - 09:19 PM

Oh, I'm real enough. I ride the roads to rob people, stealing purses from wealthy old gentlemen and kisses from nubile young ladies. And then away on my noble steed down the ribbon of moonlight across the purple moor to the inn, where, all in, I am taken in for a rest. But that is also where Jenny fills my charges with water and steals away my rapier and a prisoner I am taken, dragged to gaol in chains, convicted, and sentenced to hang for being a lousy kisser but a pretty good robber. But my wife went to town some vittles for to buy and I got the blunderbuss from her and robbed the Mayor of his gold. The Mayor offered twenty pounds for my capture but I offered twenty-five for the capture of the Mayor, and payed it, too! So if on a moonlit night you see a brave horseman silhouetted against a full moon, his rapier held high, you'll know that you have encountered me (especially if I fall off the damned horse).

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: Les from Hull
Date: 12 Sep 12 - 09:27 PM

Know where you're going wrong, Rap? Using a rapier on horseback.

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: ollaimh
Date: 12 Sep 12 - 11:47 PM

what about is an ollaimh really an ollaimh?

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: Little Robyn
Date: 13 Sep 12 - 06:51 AM

Just found my cookie. I'm not a guest now.
In NZ Robin with an I is used for boys and Robyn with a Y is for girls.
I'm a girl - well, a fairly old girl really but a Robyn of the female variety.
I'm rather small but I'm real!
I was also New Zealand's first female Northumbrian piper!
Robyn

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 13 Sep 12 - 07:04 AM

Where's Chongo when we need him?

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: Crane Driver
Date: 13 Sep 12 - 08:14 AM

I don't even know where I'll be when I need Chongo, but I hope I never get there.

And yes, I drive a real crane, but it's not a piece of lifting machinery, nor a wading bird.

Why elucidate when you can confuse?

Andrew

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: frogprince
Date: 13 Sep 12 - 08:21 AM

I have just one thing to say to this:




      RIBBIT!

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: GUEST,petecockermouth
Date: 13 Sep 12 - 09:15 AM

i was always told not to speak with my mouth full

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 13 Sep 12 - 11:16 AM

a fly just landed on my keyboard .. his name is Will
Is Kendall really the guy that invented motor oil

inquiring minds really want to know

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 13 Sep 12 - 11:20 AM

does Kat really have Kat's that laugh, and what kind are they, bobtails, Siamese, Persian ? and what makes them laugh?

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 13 Sep 12 - 11:29 AM

and exactly what offer is Joe Offer making
does he buy cars?
is his middle name "Best"
Is he making and "Offer we can't refuse"

so many questions

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: Bill D
Date: 13 Sep 12 - 11:31 AM

If an old dude went to a dude ranch, would he use Ranch dressing?

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: ClaireBear
Date: 13 Sep 12 - 11:39 AM

Nobody's asked, but I come by "Bear" honestly, having played The Great Dickens Christmas Bear and Pickwick Comic Animal. I made my own bear suit and did all my own choreography (not that THAT was hard: the wonder is not how well the bear dances, but that the bear dances at all). Jon Berger played my trainer/musician. Somewhere there's a photo...

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 13 Sep 12 - 04:07 PM

Well it is better then being Clair Bare !!
cause all the catter guys will whistle at you

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 13 Sep 12 - 04:20 PM

I know there are people who make up all sorts of fantastic characters for themselves, a bit like those avatars (I hope that's the word, as I'm a bit too old to keep up with all the strange things on the internet!) I only wish I had enough imagination to make up a character for myself, and create a fantasy about my life etc. But I'm a bit dim in that way and can only write the truth. Not very interesting, but, I suppose, trustworthy!

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Sep 12 - 04:36 PM

Not Georgian and definitely of a skin colour.......

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 13 Sep 12 - 08:37 PM

When I look in a mirror, someone looks back. I think that is my image and that I must be real.

I am a Lass, and I love to sing along to the choruses of maritime music, even though my singing is off-key!

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 13 Sep 12 - 08:52 PM

I give up! I confess!

I'm really an Uncle!

My name's really Dave! (Well, David)

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: EBarnacle
Date: 14 Sep 12 - 08:05 AM

Actually, we are all oysters, loudly proclaiming "OY" when we stand up or sit down, either from the relief or the discomfort.
OY Vey literally translates as "Oh, woe."

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: olddude
Date: 14 Sep 12 - 11:23 AM

Hey EB
do you still sing Cabbages and Kinds like on Alice in Wonderland?
that's what the oysters did

Subject: RE: BS: mudcatter real or fake?
From: Ed T
Date: 14 Sep 12 - 11:57 AM

If Guest 999 joined with number 6, would we have 105?
Or is that just poor math?