BS: Too sexy to execute!

Subject: BS: Too sexy to execute!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 22 Sep 12 - 09:51 PM

OKay...that would be ME...and Angelina Jolie...and ME...and Madonna. And ME. And Joan Jett. And ME. And...other people that are majorly sexy, eh?

To execute any of these peple would be a big loss to the world. This is why the majerly sexy can get away with stuff that other people can't, eh?

Ya don't hafta be a rocket syentist to figger that one out!

In fact, it could have somethin' to do with how O.J. got off. Not that I find him sexy, eh? I DON'T! Not at all! I can't flippin' M-fasize that enuff, eh? But it could be part of why they did not convict him...cos the women in the jury thought that he was sexy. I would not be rusprized if that was the case, eh?

One thing about the French...they will NEVER execute a person that is majerly sexy. No word of a lie. And that proves that the French ain't wrong about everything, eh?

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Too sexy to execute!
From: Bobert
Date: 22 Sep 12 - 10:05 PM

Speakin' of the argument for capital punishment, here ya have it... But in this case it would be like putting a poor dog out of its misery...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Too sexy to execute!
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 22 Sep 12 - 10:34 PM

Give him an imaginary Ferrari and let him drive it off and imaginary cliff.

Subject: RE: BS: Too sexy to execute!
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Sep 12 - 11:03 PM

Marie Antoinette. Robespierre. Henri Landru. Belle Gunness. Pierre Francois Lacenaire. Elisabeth Volkenrath. Vera Salvequart. Maria Mandel. Charlotte Corday. Auguste Neel. Pierre Mazué. Henri Languille. Jeannette McBride. Et maintenant, M'sieur Shame, la meme chose attendant pour vous.

Subject: RE: BS: Too sexy to execute!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Sep 12 - 11:06 PM

LOL!

Subject: RE: BS: Too sexy to execute!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Sep 12 - 11:08 PM

You know, I think Danton was a whole lot sexier than Robespierre, Rap.

Nevertheless, your point stands.

Subject: RE: BS: Too sexy to execute!
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 23 Sep 12 - 04:10 AM

Madonna too sexy ??? are you insane.

Dave H

Subject: RE: BS: Too sexy to execute!
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 23 Sep 12 - 05:36 AM

Mata Hari?

Subject: RE: BS: Too sexy to execute!
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 23 Sep 12 - 07:27 AM

ENJOY   Women On Death Row

Pick a state and browse. Case histories availabe also.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

Subject: RE: BS: Too sexy to execute!
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Sep 12 - 10:12 AM

Which proves something I've always suspected: nobody checks on lists.

Belle Guinness would be a perfect fit for Shame McBride, for example. Or perhaps he could have hooked up with the lovely and vivacious Kate Bender.

Subject: RE: BS: Too sexy to execute!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Sep 12 - 01:12 PM

It's a real treat to get a look at some of your ex-girlfriends, Gargoyle. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Too sexy to execute!
From: GUEST,sturgeon
Date: 23 Sep 12 - 02:05 PM

What a load of sexist shite!

Subject: RE: BS: Too sexy to execute!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Sep 12 - 06:31 PM

"Sexist"? Hell, Shane is the ultimate sexist, and proud of it. If sexism had not yet existed, he would have invented it.

Subject: RE: BS: Too sexy to execute!
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Sep 12 - 10:26 PM

"Shame McBride is sexy."

Now, THAT'S an oxymoron (emphasis on the last syllable).

Subject: RE: BS: Too sexy to execute!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Sep 12 - 11:08 PM

Hmm. Well, it's a matter of opinion, right? Shane thinks he's irresistible. He's had little proof of that proposition yet, but his faith is strong.

He's probably quite puzzled by the list of French names you provided earlier. And what about Jeanette McBride? Was a female McBride executed in the French Revolution or something? Please enlighten us. I bet it's a fascinating story.

Subject: RE: BS: Too sexy to execute!
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 24 Sep 12 - 03:12 AM

Now, THAT'S an oxymoron (emphasis on the last syllable).
and the one before it?

Subject: RE: BS: Too sexy to execute!
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 12 - 10:09 AM

Suffice to say at the moment the Jeannette McBride (who fled Ireland as a mistress to one of the Wild Geese) was a good, good friend to various aristocrats, who for some poxy reason decided to turn her over to the Directoire. Her execution is claimed by Paris, Rouen, Les Trois Maries, Avignon, Arles, Cherbourg, Rheims, Condom, and Lourdes; there is no reason to doubt these claims.

Subject: RE: BS: Too sexy to execute!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Sep 12 - 11:21 AM

She was executed in 9 different cities??? Amazing! Of course, with a McBride almost anything is possible.

Subject: RE: BS: Too sexy to execute!
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 12 - 01:23 PM

Well, no one city could provide enough proof to do it -- all the proof was equal in quality and quatity. She was guilty, no doubt -- standing over the bodies of nine (9) lovers holding the ax, gun, sword and poison she'd used, her uncoerced (indeed, joyful!) confession detailing those and seventy-six other previously unsolved murders (including that of the Lost Dauphin), and the simple fact that the traditional McBride coating of filth protected her from the blade in every city save Lourdes, where a miracle happened.

Subject: RE: BS: Too sexy to execute!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 24 Sep 12 - 01:46 PM

You are such a flippin' liar! I ain't never heard of this person you are talkin' about. What you are doin' is stawkin' me on the flippin' internet, man, and that is a fedderal crime, eh? I will have you flippin' drug before the corts, man! You will pay for all the flippin' insults you have gave to my fambly!

The police around here all KNOW me, Rap. No word of a lie. They do. And I am gonna tell them what you been doin' stawkin' me. The mounties always get there man, eh? And they are gonna get YOU.

- Shane