BS: How does a duck start its day?

Subject: RE: BS: How does a duck start its day?
From: Kenny B (inactive)
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 04:52 PM

Last time i was in the swimming pool (20 yrs ago) i heard a boy whipern to a girl "im going to Duck You" she looked disdaifully down her nose , u know the look, and said in a loud voice, "pardon me but you cant even say the word right"

Subject: RE: BS: How does a duck start its day?
From: gnu
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 05:27 PM

I googled whipern def and got the def of "shemale". Adds a new dimension to "you cant even say the word right.

Red... hahahahahaa!

Subject: RE: BS: How does a duck start its day?
From: Kenny B (inactive)
Date: 17 Jan 13 - 06:25 AM

C'est la v wiith a smile

Subject: RE: BS: How does a duck start its day?
From: gnu
Date: 17 Jan 13 - 06:37 AM

Well... today it was by shovelling snow.

Subject: RE: BS: How does a duck start its day?
From: gnomad
Date: 17 Jan 13 - 06:06 PM

So did it look like one of these, shoveler? But with snowy background, of course.

Subject: RE: BS: How does a duck start its day?
From: gnu
Date: 17 Jan 13 - 06:17 PM

No... this little black duck had a parka, long johns (not visible) and a a $9.99 Chinese Tire shovel (bought it last spring on sale... I am smart or at least a frugal duck).

Subject: RE: BS: How does a duck start its day?
From: Mr Red
Date: 20 Jan 13 - 10:11 AM

years ago I saw a new product - basically a form of duckboards.
These were plastic squares with mortise & tenon jigsaw style locking features. You could make any size matting. They were called - (and very memorable because they fitted uneven surfaces well):

Ducktiles.

Subject: RE: BS: How does a duck start its day?
From: Rog Peek
Date: 20 Jan 13 - 06:13 PM

Being squeezed down the toilet?

Rog

Subject: RE: BS: How does a duck start its day?
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 20 Jan 13 - 08:15 PM

If I were this kind of duck, I would be reluctant to start the day. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY1lYsIV5LI

Subject: RE: BS: How does a duck start its day?
From: Mr Red
Date: 29 Jan 13 - 05:15 AM

some ducks here too

wildlife seen on the canal which is a video made by a shy modest folk slueth who lives near the canal being restored right now. there are 9 others at canal channel