BS: Is this the right room for an argument?

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 01 Apr 13 - 02:22 PM

Pa's out
Ma's out
Let's talk rude ~~~

Pee po belly bum drawers

    Flanders and Swann

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: gnu
Date: 01 Apr 13 - 02:14 PM

WTF are you refreshing this for?

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Ed T
Date: 01 Apr 13 - 02:10 PM

Hello, anybody home in here?

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Mar 13 - 02:17 PM

I took a ticket and got in que to wait my turn to post but old dude took my turn! i WAS #400.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 08 Mar 13 - 12:13 PM

You know where your ticket is?!!

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Mar 13 - 12:09 PM

Good point, I can give him 14 years, but then again, old fartishness is an attitude of mind, rather than a chronological achievement, isn't it?

I shall head for the cloakroom, with my ticket, in order to get me coat.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 08 Mar 13 - 11:39 AM

Old bugger? He's only 56, which makes him a cheeky young bugger!

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Mar 13 - 10:03 AM

Nah, the old bugger's got shell shock. Can't hold his bivalves, like he used to could.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Ed T
Date: 08 Mar 13 - 10:00 AM

gnu ate clams for his birthday yesterday, and most likely found something tasty to wash 'em down.
maybe he is suffering "a clamover" today?

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 13 - 09:41 AM

As the Creator Of All I can make you not be here or anywhere. A little twist in the space-time like this and oop..........................

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 08 Mar 13 - 03:32 AM

It's no good you know, just by saying it can't make me not here, at least I think I am, yes that's it ' I drink, therefore I am '

Dave H ?

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: olddude
Date: 07 Mar 13 - 11:39 AM

That is not what I heard you do with mushrooms Rap ..

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 07 Mar 13 - 10:56 AM

It's his birthday so he's probably pissed but how would we know?

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 13 - 10:28 AM

Poor old gnu. He's not here either.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 13 - 10:12 AM

Poor Dave. Poor, poor, old Dave. He's not here. What a shame. I'll buy the next round. Too bad ol' Dave's not here or he could have bought it, the cheapskate old skinflint. He's probably with the ghost of Jacob Marley, counting hot ha'pennies in Hades.

Dave's not here. He's somewhere else, man, ya know?

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Mar 13 - 08:29 AM

Who you calling a count?

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 07 Mar 13 - 08:23 AM

Yes I am, can't you count ?

Dave H

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: gnu
Date: 07 Mar 13 - 06:20 AM

Dave's not here.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Mar 13 - 05:50 AM

He's gone to get his Oates again. He'll have more luck with a seal anyway.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 07 Mar 13 - 02:28 AM

I'm so thrilled being here I could just shit.

I'm going out now, I may be gone some time.

Dave H

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Mar 13 - 10:20 PM

I have a recipe, inherited from my late MIL, that creates a truly superior SOS. It includes sour cream and shredded cheddar cheese in addition to mushrooms. Quite tasty.

Much superior to, say, Toad In The Hole or Bully Beef.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Mar 13 - 11:47 AM

Adam and Eve on a raft, is a superior dish. I'll see your SOaS, and raise you two Buffalo Wings, and a Parson's Nose.
What's more, Sarah Palin reminds me of Roast Turkey, and Chestnut stuffing.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 06 Mar 13 - 11:42 AM

Had to Google SOS. Ugh.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: olddude
Date: 06 Mar 13 - 10:29 AM

not to be confused with that tasty treat shit on a shingle. My mom was a master

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: olddude
Date: 06 Mar 13 - 10:29 AM

Rap even wears his shit on his shoulder, like a badge of honor yah

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Mar 13 - 10:17 AM

My eyes are blue and what's left of my hair is blonde, proving my genetic superiority. Of course, those are not the only reasons: the US government has said it is so and bits and pieces of me which have been cut out or off during various surgeries and things Repository of Perfect Genetic Materials outside of Thule, Greenland (backup samples are stored at the secret US base on the moon).

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Stringsinger
Date: 05 Mar 13 - 05:55 PM

Some call an argument a discussion. I call it "a New York discussion". The only difference is that here, you can't hear the yelling that accompanies the "discussion".

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Ed T
Date: 05 Mar 13 - 05:51 PM

You got a lot more (shit) than you could EVER use.

Well, that's the purpose of a bowel movement is for gnu.
Try it, and you won't be bound up so tight. And, it wont back up.
But, eat some soft food and hold back on the hot peppers the night before the "big event", or it may flame ur 'roid.

BTW, do you read on the turlet?
:)

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: gnu
Date: 05 Mar 13 - 05:32 PM

"down a quart", Ed? At least I know where I can get some serious shit when I need it. You got a lot more than you could EVER use.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Mar 13 - 05:23 PM

If my uncle had tits, he'd be my auntie. Then he'd fit in well with all you big girl's blouses. Where is the argument, the discussion, the carefully honed debate? Even that monkey makes a better fist of it than you guys.
The Jello Lover, seems to have wound down, and as for my old mate g, up there in NB, I think age is catching up with him. I mean, he can only manage fish sticks twice a year. What an old fraud he is.
Pete, you have three brown eyes!

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 05 Mar 13 - 09:36 AM

You're so full of shit your eyes are brown.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Mar 13 - 09:04 AM

See? You guys are afraid to knock this nice fresh buffalo chip off my shoulder! gnu dared me to put it there and if someone doesn't knock it off pretty soon it's going to drip and stain my shirt and my Mom will be mad. Come on, knock it off! I dare you!

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 05 Mar 13 - 07:46 AM

We have hedgehog flavoured crisps [ US chips ] in the UK, someone should make a ' horse ' flavour, but call it beef.

Dave H

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Mar 13 - 07:33 AM

Talking of chips. Are gnu chips, as good for campfire fuel, as dried Buffalo chips? Perhaps gnu isn't dry enough to burn!

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Ed T
Date: 05 Mar 13 - 07:15 AM

gnu is certainly not "full of shit".
He is actually down a quart.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Mar 13 - 06:20 AM

Freedom fry, you dolt.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 05 Mar 13 - 04:19 AM

That's not a chip on your shoulder, it's a french fry.

Dave H

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Ebbie
Date: 04 Mar 13 - 11:30 PM

:)

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Mar 13 - 05:49 PM

Yeah? See this chip? Knock it off my shoulder. I dare you. And it "unprovable" not whatever it was that you said.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: olddude
Date: 04 Mar 13 - 05:44 PM

He is not full of shit ... stop it ...
your giving shit a bad name ...

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: gnu
Date: 04 Mar 13 - 05:17 PM

Ebbie... no argument there. I would argue, however, that my error is a typo, improvable on either side of such argument.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Ebbie
Date: 04 Mar 13 - 04:13 PM

"They are hypothesis,"? Hypotheses.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: gnu
Date: 04 Mar 13 - 04:05 PM

I am not full of shit.

NOW it's an argument. Your statements are not arguments. They are hypothesis, unproven by lack of supporting argument.

I might further argue that you are full of shit for not knowing the difference.

You don't know your arse from a hole in the ground. Argue that.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Mar 13 - 03:31 PM

You want an argument? I'll give you an argument.

Take a laxative, you're fulla shit. Better yet, take the whole box.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 04 Mar 13 - 02:57 PM

Are you insane ? or inane ?

yor frend, Dave H

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 04 Mar 13 - 12:40 PM

Oeufs a Cheval. Eat that.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 04 Mar 13 - 09:30 AM

Eating a horse whilst riding it certainly isn't cricket, cricket is a sport played with a bat and ball, leather on willow, village clock striking 3 and all that.

What a loggerheaded earth vexing clack dish.

Dave H

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Mar 13 - 09:14 AM

And Dale Evans stuffed Roy and put him "on" his horse after she found out that Roy really DID love his horse more than her.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: gnu
Date: 04 Mar 13 - 07:36 AM

Roy Rogers ate his horse with stuffing.

Subject: RE: BS: Is this the right room for an argument?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Mar 13 - 04:38 AM

Schmoes, shmucks, schmackles, and schmendricks, that's all I have to say.
Where do you guys get off with all this nancy chat? For a start, Old Nude, nuthin wrong with digital, many of life's greatest pleasures are digital, so wind yer neck in, and yer goddam watches.
As fer hoss eatin', well I've eaten hoss, but I always dismounted it, and took all the tack off, before doing so. To eat a horse while riding it, just isn't cricket. I mean you wouldn't do a thing like that to your best friend, would you?