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BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread

GUEST,Larry Saidman 11 Apr 13 - 12:01 PM
Ed T 11 Apr 13 - 12:22 PM
Ed T 11 Apr 13 - 12:23 PM
Jack the Sailor 11 Apr 13 - 12:26 PM
akenaton 11 Apr 13 - 12:50 PM
Amos 11 Apr 13 - 12:57 PM
bobad 11 Apr 13 - 12:57 PM
John MacKenzie 11 Apr 13 - 01:05 PM
GUEST,CS 11 Apr 13 - 01:15 PM
Little Hawk 11 Apr 13 - 01:21 PM
GUEST,Niggardly Bastard 11 Apr 13 - 01:37 PM
GUEST,Musket sans cookie 11 Apr 13 - 01:38 PM
Ed T 11 Apr 13 - 01:40 PM
Ed T 11 Apr 13 - 01:43 PM
Ed T 11 Apr 13 - 01:47 PM
GUEST,Larry Saidman 11 Apr 13 - 01:48 PM
Ed T 11 Apr 13 - 01:48 PM
gnu 11 Apr 13 - 01:53 PM
Jack the Sailor 11 Apr 13 - 01:54 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 11 Apr 13 - 02:07 PM
GUEST,Musket sans cookie 11 Apr 13 - 02:14 PM
Jack the Sailor 11 Apr 13 - 02:46 PM
Ed T 11 Apr 13 - 03:13 PM
Rapparee 11 Apr 13 - 03:23 PM
GUEST,Musket sans cookie 11 Apr 13 - 03:24 PM
Bill D 11 Apr 13 - 03:48 PM
Ed T 11 Apr 13 - 05:25 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 11 Apr 13 - 05:33 PM
Bill D 11 Apr 13 - 05:52 PM
Little Hawk 11 Apr 13 - 06:03 PM
gnu 11 Apr 13 - 07:08 PM
Little Hawk 11 Apr 13 - 07:12 PM
Ed T 11 Apr 13 - 07:16 PM
freda underhill 11 Apr 13 - 07:25 PM
Little Hawk 11 Apr 13 - 07:25 PM
Songwronger 11 Apr 13 - 07:43 PM
Bobert 11 Apr 13 - 07:47 PM
gnu 11 Apr 13 - 08:14 PM
Ed T 11 Apr 13 - 09:35 PM
Rapparee 11 Apr 13 - 11:09 PM
Jack the Sailor 11 Apr 13 - 11:50 PM
Little Hawk 12 Apr 13 - 12:56 AM
Fossil 12 Apr 13 - 03:05 AM
MGM·Lion 12 Apr 13 - 04:06 AM
gnu 12 Apr 13 - 05:58 AM
Fossil 12 Apr 13 - 06:09 AM
GUEST,Stim 12 Apr 13 - 06:26 AM
John MacKenzie 12 Apr 13 - 07:30 AM
Ed T 12 Apr 13 - 07:41 AM
Ed T 12 Apr 13 - 08:02 AM
GUEST,Eliza 12 Apr 13 - 08:42 AM
Jack the Sailor 12 Apr 13 - 10:50 AM
Little Hawk 12 Apr 13 - 11:31 AM
gnu 12 Apr 13 - 11:47 AM
Little Hawk 12 Apr 13 - 12:05 PM
GUEST,Stim 12 Apr 13 - 01:16 PM
Little Hawk 12 Apr 13 - 05:43 PM
JennieG 12 Apr 13 - 07:05 PM
GUEST,Stim 12 Apr 13 - 07:20 PM
gnu 12 Apr 13 - 07:35 PM
Little Hawk 13 Apr 13 - 12:17 AM
GUEST,Stim 13 Apr 13 - 01:01 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 13 Apr 13 - 12:31 PM
Little Hawk 13 Apr 13 - 12:49 PM
GUEST,Larry Saidman 13 Apr 13 - 03:00 PM
Mrrzy 13 Apr 13 - 04:06 PM
MGM·Lion 14 Apr 13 - 04:23 AM
Joe Offer 14 Apr 13 - 04:48 AM
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Subject: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: GUEST,Larry Saidman
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 12:01 PM

Well, since Jack the Sailor, thinking I was new to Mudcat, kindly posted a "welcome" thread for me, I thought I'd pass it on.

I want to express my appreciation to somebody who's input I always have so much respect for.....somebody who calls him/herself Little Hawk.

I want to invite you to tell us more about yourself....knowing, of course, that you also want to be careful as this is a public forum and you never know who might be reading it.

I've always found Little Hawk's responses to be both well thought out and concise, and, most importantly, always respectful.....and even when expressing strong opinions I never am aware of anybody every being 'labelled' or personally put down.

And maybe I'm also biased because we seem to share some similar opinions on a lot of issues.

I'm interested to hear how others experience Little Hawk's posts.

-Larry


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Ed T
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 12:22 PM

LH mostly makes sense to me, excluding the pee on your foot therapy, (I find it difficult to get over the mental image of him doing it).

But, there are plenty of nice, respectful folks on here that could likely be mentioned - some who post less, but no less so.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Ed T
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 12:23 PM

BTW, Larry Saidman, it was nice of you to do this:)


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 12:26 PM

My Wife and I have been to his home. We also had beers together and People-watched in down town Toronto He is a gracious man and a good conversationalist.

If you don't know He is also Chongo Chimp, Penelope Rutledge and Shane something or other AKA Blind Drunk in Blind River.

Ask him about his wiener dogs!

His posts weeellll
I generally enjoy his intelligence and empathy, he is very sharp on the touchy feely stuff. But Mudcat repeats a lot of topics and views and his views haven't changed much so I kinda skim over a lot of his posts when the deja vu cuts in. He does two things that irritate me mightily. 1. He is so empathetic that he sticks up for people who are deliberately picking fights and he has in the past come on way to many threads on different aspects of US politics to say that both parties are the same, which is interesting a useful first few times but after 20 or thirty times saying the same thing feels like nagging. Sorry about the negative stuff but I like to tell the whole story.

I think he has said some very smart things on the BS: Spiritualism as opposed to religion? thread. I think that topic is his sweet spot.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: akenaton
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 12:50 PM

He's a REAL liberal.......one of an endangered species.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Amos
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 12:57 PM

He does good music, too! And I can always count on him to get riled in defense of his imaginary friends (just like some religionists I know) on the Mother of All BS thread. He is a steadfast contributor to Mom (as we call it) and comes up with first-rate bullshit to keep her entertained and entertaining.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: bobad
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 12:57 PM

I find that singling out an individual poster for adulation is somewhat creepy. IMO it would be more appropriate to let him/her know how you feel about them by Personal Message.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 01:05 PM

And, he's still tryin do get somebody to kiss my arse. Don't think I don't appreciate it LH, 'cos I really don't. ;)


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: GUEST,CS
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 01:15 PM

"IMO it would be more appropriate to let him/her know how you feel about them by Personal Message."

And that came out sounding even MORE creepy!


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 01:21 PM

While there is life, there is hope, John. ;-) There's also a new possibility in sight, namely that you could become the Left's new Bogeyman...(I reference the thread you just started about that)...now that Maggie Thatcher has departed this vale of tears.

I take it that would be just the UK Left, though? Well, it's an enticing possibility, but the competition for that spot will, I'm sure, be fierce. Keepa you fingers crossed!

Folks, I didn't ask for this attention, okay? I really do not want to be famous. (was once for half an hour or so, and it was awful)

Also, I'm verging on carpal tunnel here from the keyboard and mouse work, so you may not see me around as much in the near future. I'm seriously trying to quit this daily habit.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: GUEST,Niggardly Bastard
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 01:37 PM

Definitely of of the sensible Mudcatters.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: GUEST,Musket sans cookie
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 01:38 PM

Anyone who keeps a list of phrases used in The UK is alright by me.

Mind you I'd hate to be as popular. If that means Jack the Sailor turning up on my doorstep. ...

LH also appears to have me agreeing with something Akenaton said, that he speaks as a liberal. Notwithstanding our resident Scottish Pharaoh wouldn't know a liberal if it kicked him up the arse, it is true all the same.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Ed T
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 01:40 PM

Being a liberal in Canada has a less (aka little) hawkish spin to it:)


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Ed T
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 01:43 PM

I seem to recall (from a related post) that LH is not a "tit" man? He prefers other avain types.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Ed T
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 01:47 PM

Not that there is anything wrong with not being a "tit" man. It leaves more of the appreciation of liborated Canadian wildlife to gnu and me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: GUEST,Larry Saidman
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 01:48 PM

I can really empathize with LH's discomfort with the 'half hour of fame'. I felt it when Jack the Sailor did that to me....then decided to just enjoy it and 'ride with it'.   And it was fun while it lasted! So that's how I can justify passing it on without feeling like a sadist.   I think we all deserve to be in the 'spotlight' every once in awhile. Don't you, bobad? And yes, it can feel 'creepy'.

Hopefully if somebody is offended by that, a request can be made to Joe to delete the thread. It certainly isn't my intention to embarrass anybody.....although I accept that embarrassment may end up being a bi-product of even the most noble intention.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Ed T
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 01:48 PM

Oops, liberated, of course (I am trying to get his post numbers up)


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: gnu
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 01:53 PM

LH is all that and more.

Kinda creepy... I understand. Say it being creepy, not so much.

LH is a cool guy. I am sure George Carlin would say, er, in LH's case, does say, even if he warbles it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 01:54 PM

"Mind you I'd hate to be as popular. If that means Jack the Sailor turning up on my doorstep."

How sweet!. And if you are ever passing through North Carolina, Please keep moving. Don't even stop for gas. Its cheaper in the neighboring states anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 02:07 PM

Thanks Little Hawk for your posts and friendship. You've been an asset to both Mudcat, and to me personally.
Y0-Ho!!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: GUEST,Musket sans cookie
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 02:14 PM

I tend to avoid piss poor states but thanks for the tip.

Next month I am in Boston for a conference and California in September for the wine. Neither gets close. Anyway, apart from weird ex pat Canadians, what does your state offer?
I'll stick to saying nice things about LH if its all the same.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 02:46 PM

NC is awesome!


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Ed T
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 03:13 PM

Musket sans cookie -

So, should ex pat Americans, be considered "weird"
as it could be taken from your comment that ex pat Canadians are?

Or, would that be a mis-interpretation?

If it is so, how would country of origin be a determining factor on weirdness?


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 03:23 PM

I thought this said "APPROPRIATED thread."


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: GUEST,Musket sans cookie
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 03:24 PM

Aw bugger. The trap was laid for Seaman Stains but you walked into it.

Something to do with one type of atheist if you must know...

Anyway, all Belgians are at least a little weird.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Bill D
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 03:48 PM

Little Hawk has kept ME occupied for many years just trying to tone down his broad generalizations of a dozen topics... *wry grin*.

He & I have gone from friendly banter to grumbling jousting to outright war... and back again. He IS an honest, thoughtful commenter on many things (and so is Chongo...sometimes I wonder who is the alter-ego of whom)... now if I could just get him to quit making definitions so broad they become linguistic cotton-candy!

... and I do know what he means about wearing out trying to keep up on so many threads.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Ed T
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 05:25 PM

""Anyway, all Belgians are at least a little weird.""


I know a draft horse that would take offense to that.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 05:33 PM

LH is an okay guy with a very boring lifestyle. He don't drink, he don't smoke, he don't spend any time at the bars, he ain't dated any classy dames in years, he reads a lotta boring books about spiritual stuff, he drinks tea with lemon in it, drives no more than 5 mph over the speed limit...ain't been arrested once!

Boring! But he is a nice guy and he ain't prejudiced against Chimps at all. Not like some here.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Bill D
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 05:52 PM

don't drink at ALL? Maybe that explains a lot!

But boring?.... naawwww....


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 06:03 PM

Chongo's almost right. I very occasionally drink some wine. But mostly just tea with lemon, like he says.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: gnu
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 07:08 PM

Lemon... that's got some kinda acid in it, right? That explains a lot. LH just has a low toleralance fer acid.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 07:12 PM

Tea is quite acidic too. It contains tannic acid. Lemons contain citric acid. Then there's Coke...very acidic!


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Ed T
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 07:16 PM

Lemon makes you "pucker up". But, I hear it is good for middle aged hair growth.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: freda underhill
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 07:25 PM

Little Hawk is one of a number of gems in mudcat. Are these catters specially wonderful? They are to me, and probably, different catters will enjoy particular contributors for all sorts of reasons.

That Blind Drunk in Blind River needs to get taken to a health farm to detox for a while. He could do with some tea with lemon in it!


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 07:25 PM

My hair is doing quite well.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Songwronger
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 07:43 PM

Well, he's been civil to me when others were name calling. He also sees that both teams are fielded by the same owners, politically speaking. A man of good sense. I'd piss on his foot any time.

I need to find my list of Hungarian greetings and terms of endearment. Earthy stuff. I remember "you old whore mother" figured into several of them. "I fuck the corner of your mouth" is one that you use upon seeing a friend after a long separation. I think. I suppose I would know quickly enough if I misused it in Hungary. So anyway, I piss on your foot, sir.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Bobert
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 07:47 PM

Yeah, I like LH, too...

He can be a tad repetitious but, hey, in this dysfunctional family we all can...

I ain't wild about Shane or Penelope but Chongz??? I like him, too... For a rude monkey, that is...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: gnu
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 08:14 PM

"My hair is doing quite well."

Better than in your earlier years. >;-) Of course, looking like a small girl was fashionable once upon a time. For some. If I'd done that, I'da got a good swift kick. Yer parents were cool, as you've stated. Maybe that's a part of why yer a cool guy.

BTW... LH's music is cool fer anyone that don't know. See old threads above the line. Sorry... I got no links.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Ed T
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 09:35 PM

I appreciate a "Little Hawk" now and then, in moderation of course. It's the big hawks that keep showing up that pisses me off!


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 11:09 PM

I used to do hawk throwing. I still have my throwing hawk. Good steel in it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 11 Apr 13 - 11:50 PM

Do you call it Tommy?


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Apr 13 - 12:56 AM

"looking like a small girl was fashionable once upon a time"

Yes! ;-) In the early seventies it was a very cool look to have. All the musicians wanted long hair back then, and if you didn't grow a beard and mustache with it, then you had that romantic medieval minstrel look...somewhat like Prince Valiant, only with longer hair.

I miss those times.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Fossil
Date: 12 Apr 13 - 03:05 AM

I like LH. I have no truck with the way that notices on buses in the UK, (on the top deck at least, they being double-deckers) used to say "No Hawking or Spitting".

Useful guide to behaviour, I always thought. But not now. Hawk away, mate, you're welcome!


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 12 Apr 13 - 04:06 AM

You're confused, Fossil. Notices on buses used to forbid spitting. Notices saying 'No Hawkers' could at one time be seen on people's front gates, 'hawker' being a word for a door-to-door salesman, nothing to do with hawking in the spitting sense.

~M~ OFL [Official Legendary Pedant]

Sorry nothing to say one way or another re the thread topic as such. LH OK but has never struck me as more particularly whevs than most other regular posters. Must say I do not generally find Chongo Chimp all that sidesplittingly amusing, mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: gnu
Date: 12 Apr 13 - 05:58 AM

Chongo Chimp drags knuckles.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Fossil
Date: 12 Apr 13 - 06:09 AM

Oh, M, I don't agree. Hawking in Coventry was an offence on public transport. Less civilised places might've had other rules.

But Hawk - as long as its a Little one - is OK by me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: GUEST,Stim
Date: 12 Apr 13 - 06:26 AM

If we really want to show Little Hawk that we appreciated him, I think we should have a party, with cake and such things. Only thing is, the Elves might come by and try to talk him into going to Valinor. This has happened before.

At one party several years ago, Shane gave the Elves some of that beer that he makes (Shane's beer, incidentally, is one of the reasons that Little Hawk doesn't drink) and one thing led to another, and pretty soon one of the Elves is standing on a table and calling Chongo "The Gorill-ee-ya from Orill-ee-ya". Then someone throws a chair. The Ontario Superior Court of Justice has sealed all records so no one quite knows happened after that, but Little Hawk had to pay to get the Elves' car pulled out of Lake Simcoe.

After that, the Elves have tried everything they could think of to get him to move back to Valinor. They've bought him a condo there, and even set him up with the White Rock Girl (LH had to fish her out of Lake Simcoe, too!)

Anyway Little Hawk, if it makes any difference (and it probably doesn't), I think you deserve the "Mudcatter of the Year" award again this year (sorry, Bobert).


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Apr 13 - 07:30 AM

Well he's the reason why we Scots, exclaim, Hawk aye the noo!
Not Hawkeye, he's in M*A*S*H, (and in The Last of the Mohicans.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Ed T
Date: 12 Apr 13 - 07:41 AM

Baby LH:Baby LH


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Ed T
Date: 12 Apr 13 - 08:02 AM

Brave, and Appreciated LH

Bravely bold LH
Rode forth from TO
He was not afraid to die
Oh, Brave LH
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave LH.

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or, to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, Brave LH.

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned up
And his penis...


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 12 Apr 13 - 08:42 AM

Very nice thought to start this thread, and doesn't it make a welcome change from all the nasty bullying and name-calling on some of the other threads? I've always enjoyed reading LH's measured and informed comments. Sounds like an extremely knowledgeable, gentle and wise person.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 12 Apr 13 - 10:50 AM

I think it is a good rule not to have Hawking on the top deck of a bus. How would you get him up there? How would you get him down?

I think wheelchair accessible elevators would be a waste of public funds.

But back to the subject at hand, how can I embarrass, Little Hawk. CarolC sitting next to me drinking coffee, who is way better at compliments than me, says he is smart, funny and fun and that she appreciates his subtle dry wit. I do agree with all of that. I guess I should have said so myself.


Am I getting cranky?


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Apr 13 - 11:31 AM

Stim - I think you must BE an Orillian! You have such a brilliant grasp of the cultural scene here.

Shane did try making beer a couple of times, but it turned out tasting like week-old piss. No one would drink it. Not even Shane, at least not after the first attempt. They (Shane and Don) ended up trying to give it away and lost a couple of friends in the process.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: gnu
Date: 12 Apr 13 - 11:47 AM

Please relay Dale's and my condolences to Don and Shane regarding their loss. Sorry to hear about their friends as well.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Apr 13 - 12:05 PM

Will do. They've been busy working on another early retirement plan (Freedom 35 - attempt 211). It involves a brand new scheme: growing dynamite weed on the roof of the Blind River "liberry" and selling it to the locals. Their cover will be to do a community project that provides homes for homeless cats and pigeons. Don is getting his latest girlfriend Donna from Serpent River to fill out the grant application, so the government can help them get this thing off the ground. The library has banned Shane from entering the building due to past improper use of their computers to surf porn sites, but they didn't say anything about him not being allowed on the roof.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: GUEST,Stim
Date: 12 Apr 13 - 01:16 PM

Little Hawk-Back in Michigan, where I come from, being compared to Orillians is the highest form of praise. We have elevated drunkeness to high art, drive cars in to lakes(especially frozen ones) and accidentally set mobile homes on fire as a matter of pride. Folks like to say, "We are just like those Canucks, but with way more guns."

This is not an idle boast--a lot of Shane and Don's family moved to Michigan during the late 60's, hoping to be drafted into the US Army. It did not work out, but the stayed on, supporting themselves by selling smuggled Canadian cigarettes, and, in recent years, by running Michigan's famous "Do Something Stupid With A Gun" Festival.

Shane and Don claim not to be related to them, but they drive down every year to join the extended family in November for Deer Hunting Season, and sometimes for Ice Fishing.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Apr 13 - 05:43 PM

It's inspiring to hear that, Stim. People like the McBrides and their relatives, buddies, and peers have to stick together regardless of minor impediments like borderlines, common sense, and the law, mutually praise one another's good judgement, and swap stories about brilliantly cool things they have done while driving borrowed machines across frozen lakes. It's important to see yerself in a good light and keep yer spirits up at all times, eh? Even if the cops don't agree! The time to party is NOW! The time to have regrets is...later.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: JennieG
Date: 12 Apr 13 - 07:05 PM

Little Hawk is a good bloke. While visiting Canadia late last year we didn't meet Chongo (which could have been interesting) or Penelope (don't think we would have been [prim enough for her) or Shane and Don (which would have been mind-blowing I'm sure) but we did get to meet LH, and he is a very generous person.

It's not necessarily the places one gets to while on holidays, it's the people one meets that make for good memories.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: GUEST,Stim
Date: 12 Apr 13 - 07:20 PM

The family motto, for the Michigan McBrides anyway, is "I Never thought of that". Much to the consternation of the police, judges routinely dismiss charges against them on the grounds that, "Nobody could be that stupid."


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: gnu
Date: 12 Apr 13 - 07:35 PM

Stim... a lot of lads fom Kent County went to work in Michigan in the woods way back when. Including Owens' from my family and from our Glenn relatives. D'ya know of any? If so, steer clear of the lot.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Apr 13 - 12:17 AM

They're a lot of fun to tell stories about, but you don't want to actually hang out with them. Uh-uh.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: GUEST,Stim
Date: 13 Apr 13 - 01:01 AM

Can't say right off if I know any of them. A lots of people come up to work in the woods, Gnu. and It's a lot of em still out there. They come into to the Meijer's Thrifty Acres once a month for Hamburger Helper, Instant Mashed Potatoes, Beer, Kerosene, Ammunition, and Burt Reynolds videos.They're not so bad, if you don't startle them. If'n you don't get between them and their pick-up and you're pretty much ok. You Betcha!


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Apr 13 - 12:31 PM

A THOUGHT EXPERIMENT:

You're boarding a Greyhound bus for an 800-mile trip, and notice there are only four available empty seats. Do you chose to sit in the seat next to:

A) A homeless bum who hasn't bathed in six weeks,
B) Pennywise the Clown,
C) Chthulu,
D) Little Hawk?


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Apr 13 - 12:49 PM

I frequently talk to a homeless bum who hasn't bathed in at least 6 weeks. His name is John, and he's actually a pretty smart guy...used to be in the Royal Canadian air force in his youth and has a lot of good stories about the 50s and 60s and growing up in Cabbagetown. He now lives on the street, I guess...and that must be pretty tough in the cold weather. I wouldn't want to sit next to John on a long bus ride, because he does smell pretty bad, but at the same time I don't discount his humanity.

I got to know John because I volunteer at a free breakfast program one of the churches offers on Sunday morning. We get a lot of the city's homeless and poor people coming in to that.

How John ended up where he is now, I can't say, but I'd guess it was the gradual result of a long series of small events and changes that could happen to any of us if we were there at the time. Knowing that, I talk to John just like I would to anyone else, cos we all face the same stuff one way or another as we collide with the incredible largeness and contrariness of life. You can deny it if you want to, hide behind your white picket fence and pretend you're "safe", but you're not.

Pennywise the Clown??? Ummm...? Is that a Steven King character from some horror story? If so, I'd pick another seat.

I'd definitely sit next to me on a bus ride...if I didn't already know myself so well as to get a little frustrated with the sense of repetition. After all, I'm harmless, a good conversationalist, and basically friendly.

Cthulhu? No. Cthulhu is capricious and can't be trusted.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: GUEST,Larry Saidman
Date: 13 Apr 13 - 03:00 PM

I've so enjoyed this thread......and getting to know Little Hawk and those with whom he 'connects' so much better.

It's been a lot of fun!   I have a lot of laughs as I read these.

I notice that the thread is no longer consistently at the 'top' anymore....so perhaps the 30 minutes of fame is drawing to a conclusion.

When it eventually 'slips' off the radar screen, those who think these kind of threads are a good idea may want to select one of the many other deserving mudcatters. Such as Ed T's "there are plenty of nice, respectful folks on here that could likely be mentioned - some who post less, but no less so".   Sounds like Ed might be the next 'poster'.

Just a thought.

But for now......keep them cards and letters coming.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Mrrzy
Date: 13 Apr 13 - 04:06 PM

Actually, Little Hawk is one of my favorite posters too. Jus sayin.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 14 Apr 13 - 04:23 AM

Bill.D ~~ I don't drink at all either; make of that what you will.

But what I have actually come on here to say is that I was surprised to find a recent post from LH on the 'Bob Dylan Theologian' thread, in which he addressed another poster as "you silly bastard".

Disappointing.

~M~


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Joe Offer
Date: 14 Apr 13 - 04:48 AM

While I do think that Little Hawk is a wise an gentle person....I also think that there are times that he might be considered to be rather strange.

But hey, I like strange people, I really do.

-Jose-


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: gnu
Date: 14 Apr 13 - 04:59 AM

A) A homeless bum who hasn't bathed in six weeks,

Shane? No.

B) Pennywise the Clown,

Other than October 31, no.

C) Chthulu,

Never get to share the wing rest? No,

D) Little Hawk?

What choice do I have? Wait... is that LH with big hair? Since it's April, "A penny for your thoughts." would be an icebreaker.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: akenaton
Date: 14 Apr 13 - 05:45 AM

It's not all good news Bill....i don't drink booze either!

Jack t'Sailor.... Tommy Hawk...:0)...very droll.


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Apr 13 - 07:06 AM

I too have sinned, MtheGM! I lose my temper now and then with certain people's desire to slag off someone they don't know and never will. They make themselves feel bigger by trying to make someone else look smaller...just like bullies did back in grade school. I hate it. So sometimes I give them a bit of their own nastiness back. To do so is to yield to my own anger...a weakness...and I'd probably be better off just ignoring them. After all, are they gonna change because of anything I said?


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 14 Apr 13 - 07:14 AM

"C) Chthulu,

Never get to share the wing rest? No,"

LOL!!

I never heard of "wing rest" It took me a while to figure it out but that is really funny. Chthulu, sitting there, foul stench of death rotting corpse on his breath, evil personified, leaning towards me, hogging the arm rest. LOL LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk appreciation thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Apr 13 - 07:21 AM

Cthulhu is BIGGER than mere evil, Jack....even to speak his name is perilous! He might awake at any time...


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