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Subject: BS: Spawz for President... From: Bobert Date: 11 Sep 13 - 07:17 PM Too much pussy-footin' going on and time for the right person to step up to the plate who ain't all eat up with political correctness and protocol... Time for someone to call it like it is and tell the Tea Party to fuck off... So, I'm creating an exploratory committee to see if we can get Spawz to run for the presidency... Who's on board??? B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: gnu Date: 11 Sep 13 - 07:44 PM I immediately clicked on this thread when I saw it and my screen went white and I had to reboot... thunderstorms all around. Hmmmmmmmmm. As I type... I hear rolling thunder. Perhaps it is THE Almighty breaking wind from on a high? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Little Hawk Date: 11 Sep 13 - 08:02 PM President of what, the local Weimaraner owners club? The Shriners? The Tiddlywinks Association? The Tall Tale Tellers Society? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Bobert Date: 11 Sep 13 - 08:44 PM You will pay for that post, LH... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Little Hawk Date: 11 Sep 13 - 08:47 PM Heh! Heh! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Rapparee Date: 11 Sep 13 - 10:06 PM The Shriners don't have a president. They have an Imperial Potentate. It has nothing to do with Imperial Margarine. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Ebbie Date: 11 Sep 13 - 11:06 PM I can just hear the tongue lashing the recalcitrant leaders will get: Why, you know-nothing broke-dick mammaluca hole in the nether parts... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: David C. Carter Date: 12 Sep 13 - 04:47 AM I agree with Ebbie,there's nothing like the good old"diplomatic" approach. David |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: wysiwyg Date: 12 Sep 13 - 09:34 AM Rachel Maddow, press sec y. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Little Hawk Date: 12 Sep 13 - 09:50 AM The Russians aren't much impressed by phrases like "broke-dick mamalucca", but it would at least provide them with some light amusement, I expect. They don't scare easily. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Rapparee Date: 12 Sep 13 - 10:35 AM Russians are used to being called things like that. They consider them terms of endearment, like the Irish love being called "West Britons." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: jacqui.c Date: 12 Sep 13 - 11:41 AM I'll go with that Bobert - I reckon old Spaw could shake up Washington like nobody's business. Shame I can't vote for him.......... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Little Hawk Date: 12 Sep 13 - 11:45 AM There's always the danger, though, that an assassin would sneak up behind him at the right moment...well, almost anytime actually...light a match, and the next thing you know, the White House goes up in flames! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Amos Date: 12 Sep 13 - 11:49 AM BEsides, he would have no time for posting on the Cat, and the fame would go to his head and he would start to think highly of himself. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL HERE, BOBERT? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Bobert Date: 12 Sep 13 - 01:06 PM Ya' see, there are quite a few folks out there that could use a good "fuck off, dickwad" who ain't getting 'um... Obama's greatest achievement is also his greatest failure... Obama is too soft on Dickwad-Nation... Spawz, on the other hand, would load up tractor trailer full of "fuck off, dickwads" and hand deliver 'um to the folks who are working hard to deserve them... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: frogprince Date: 12 Sep 13 - 01:13 PM Okay, we need a good campaign slogan. How about... "Spaw for President: What Have We Got To Lose?" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Bobert Date: 12 Sep 13 - 05:43 PM I like the slogan that Alice Cooper came up with when he ran for office 20 years ago: "A Troubled Man for Troubled Times"... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Rapparee Date: 12 Sep 13 - 06:11 PM How about "Just Fuckin' Vote. For Me.*" *If you're from Chicago, vote often. For me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Little Hawk Date: 12 Sep 13 - 06:50 PM Sounds a bit like Chongo's campaign literature, Rap. ;-D Only he doesn't use the bad words, because "a lady might be readin' this". Bobert, why is it that you want the people on our side (the liberal side, I mean) to act like the very worst of Rush Limbaugh and his ilk when they talk to people on the other side? How would this improve the political dialogue? One doesn't end primitivism, stupidity, and vulgarity by oneself adopting it! ;-) Give the matter a little more thought, pard, cuz I think the weed is clouding your judgement a bit. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Bobert Date: 12 Sep 13 - 07:37 PM Well, LH, I'm glad you asked... I'm getting just a little tired of the Tea Party ***noise***... They are always SCREAMING... I bet when they order in a restaurant they SCREAM at the wait staff... Now Obama ain't going to give it back to them but... ...Spawz??? Different story... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Little Hawk Date: 12 Sep 13 - 10:03 PM (shrug) I just ignore that kind of noise. I listen to something else instead. For instance, there are 4 newspapers in Toronto. One of them, the Sun, is kind of like the Tea Party. Another, the Post, is fairly rightwing,conservative, but certainly not anything like the Tea Party. Two others, the Globe and the Star, are very unlike the Tea Party. I usually read either the Globe or the Star. The Star is the one you and I would like best. The Sun is SUCH a pathetically wretched and dumb newspaper that it's laughable...and there's hardly anything in it to read anyway...not much good for anything except wrapping fish or cleaning windows. The Post, the Globe, and the Star are all respectable newspapers with reasonable coverage of events. What percentage of your USA population is in the Tea Party, do you think? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Sandy Mc Lean Date: 12 Sep 13 - 10:20 PM Spaw, I would vote for you just for telling the elite to "fuck off" but as a Canuck I can only wish you well! In Canada we are blessed with what we calll a Prime Minister. I will vote for anyone telling him to "fuck off!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: gnu Date: 13 Sep 13 - 07:39 AM So, what about the executive? I think Bobert would be an excellent choice for the head of the FDA. Of course, Homeland Security gotta be Rap's. I think SRS is s shoe-in for Agriculture. Any other suggestions for any of the key positions? Any new departments or agencies that should be instituted? I am anxious to find out who Spaw will choose for VP. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Little Hawk Date: 13 Sep 13 - 10:39 AM We've been through this before on other threads. Someone even suggested me for president on one of them, and I respectfully declined the offer. ;-) I can think of any number of jobs I'd much rather have than that one! And yet you have all neglected to mention the one individual who not only wants the job, but would be absolutely perfect for it, the one individual who can end corruption in Washington, end foreign wars, and restore dignity and sanity to the White House.......... (drum roll....) Chongo Chimp! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: gnu Date: 13 Sep 13 - 11:31 AM If the Pres could appoint ferriners for key posts I think Spaw should consider Shame McBride for Secretary of the Inferior. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Little Hawk Date: 13 Sep 13 - 12:20 PM I believe Shane could handle that in a masterful fashion, probably take the office to a whole new depth, in fact. I'd also propose William Shatner to head up the Department of Defense. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: gnu Date: 13 Sep 13 - 01:21 PM What about Big Mick fer yer department of justice? Nuthin like a big Irish fer kickin ass. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Suzy Sock Puppet Date: 13 Sep 13 - 01:58 PM Absolutely. We haven't had a president tell everyone to go fuck themselves since Dick Cheney. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: gnu Date: 13 Sep 13 - 03:34 PM Hahahahahahaa!SSP... yer my kinda girl! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Suzy Sock Puppet Date: 13 Sep 13 - 04:48 PM Thanks gnu ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Bobert Date: 13 Sep 13 - 07:24 PM Sorry, LH, but Chongz not only doesn't have a valid birth certificate but we don't need a president who ain't toilet trained and throws his own poo... Not that poo chucking couldn't come in handy in dealing with Middle East leaders... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Suzy Sock Puppet Date: 13 Sep 13 - 08:50 PM Yeah. Now I would not want to shoot anybody. You know how I feel about that Bobie. A little poo chucking, on the other hand, might not be a bad idea :-) Take this Assad! Splat! What's a matter? My dog loves this stuff! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Bobert Date: 13 Sep 13 - 08:58 PM Ya' know, they always are talking about the "__________ doctrine"... I mean, the "Spawz Doctrine" could use a Chongz to get it into high gear... Talk to the monkey, will ya', LH??? I mean, it ain't like the White House but he could make his mark on history here... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Suzy Sock Puppet Date: 13 Sep 13 - 09:07 PM Bobie, I gotta tell you about my dog. Now, dogs don't have the best breath. We all know this. But for like 6 weeks or so, my dog developed such halitosis that I kept saying to John, "Honey, we have to have this checked out. Teddy is having some sort of mouth problem." So I persisted and eventually won out and We took Teddy to the vet. I was vindicated because Teddy had a small hard piece of digging debris lodged right in his gum and the vet removed it. Cleaned out the wound that was left after this thing was removed and gave him antibiotics. Halitosis gone. Normal dog breath back. And he's a lot more chipper. I called it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Suzy Sock Puppet Date: 13 Sep 13 - 09:34 PM Right Bobie, what we need is transparency: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZiLKg3w4YE&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D7ZiLKg3w4YE Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Bobert Date: 13 Sep 13 - 10:12 PM Glad that the dog is okay... Tell hubby that it's okay to be wrong about animal stuff... We males do the stupid stuff, like football and end up babbling at age 40??? See??? As for the Beatles??? I loved 'um... I was gettin' tired of the MoTown groove... Wasn't gettin' my pant's leg a'shakin'... Needed some btu's, some smoke, and boy, the Beatles brought it on... Now back to out regularly scheduled program... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: akenaton Date: 14 Sep 13 - 04:05 AM If Catzpaw were to stand for President, would it be as Dem, Pub, or Tea Party?......We need to know! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: gnu Date: 14 Sep 13 - 05:52 AM How about LEJ for Department of Labour? The man spends hour upon hour workin his butt off producin fine music and, like they say, ya lead by example eh? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: akenaton Date: 14 Sep 13 - 09:05 AM Personally.....give me Sarah any day. She's more intelligent, got better geography, knows more about current affairs, economics, and she's much better lookin' Ok, she can't cuss or make jokes about bodily functions.....but you cant have everything. Weighing it all up, Sarah wins by a landslide. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Bobert Date: 14 Sep 13 - 09:29 AM Wins what, Ake??? Roller derby queen??? B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: GUEST,Russ Date: 14 Sep 13 - 09:57 AM Would spaw want to live in a country that would elect him for president? Russ (Permanent GUEST) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Little Hawk Date: 14 Sep 13 - 10:12 AM I think either Sarah Palin or Spaw would make excellent small town mayors, but I can't see them as good possibilities for president of the USA. As to which one I'd rather go dancing with...definitely Sarah. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Pete Jennings Date: 14 Sep 13 - 11:07 AM Looks like Spawz keeping his head down... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Suzy Sock Puppet Date: 14 Sep 13 - 12:46 PM Well, he's only been nominated. He has not yet announced whether he will run or not. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: gnu Date: 14 Sep 13 - 05:20 PM Spaw don't got much time fer tryin ta get in an post and more so, ta deal with the trolls and twits like he used ta. He spent a lotta time and energy kickin nuts in this here Cafe over tha years. I'd say he has earned his retirement. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Little Hawk Date: 14 Sep 13 - 07:04 PM Maybe he's realized that his time could be better spent doing something else... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Bobert Date: 14 Sep 13 - 07:51 PM I believe we have all visited that thought from time to time, LH... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: JohnInKansas Date: 14 Sep 13 - 10:50 PM but we don't need a president who ain't toilet trained and throws his own poo... Apparently Bobert's forgotten about Lyndon J's press conferences in the crapper ??? John |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Suzy Sock Puppet Date: 14 Sep 13 - 11:07 PM Nah. I think he came to realize that he'd said just about everything he wanted or needed to say on Mudcat. He had also heard enough. But you know what I miss the most? This: Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Spawz for President... From: Bobert Date: 15 Sep 13 - 09:11 AM I had forgotten that one, John, but I still have a photo of LBJ pulling up his shirt and showing the press a scar left from an operation... Ya' had to love Lyndon even if you hated him... B;~) |
