BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin

Subject: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 08:40 AM

I have a Santee! Many thankyous, Stilly

I've read their hints, & have some ideas

hee hee heee

ho ho ho

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 10:19 AM

I don't got nothin'. Nobody like me and so I don't like nobody. Nyah. So there.

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Firecat
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 10:23 AM

I have my Santee! Yay! Now to find out what he/she likes...

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: ranger1
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 10:55 AM

Hey, where's mine?!

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Becca72
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 11:16 AM

Santa is Coming


Thanks, Stilly!

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: jacqui.c
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 02:43 PM

I got my Santee! Now the fun begins.........
















Hehehehehehehe....................

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Amergin
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 03:11 PM

I haven't received mine yet....but I'm hoping for one who's cute, young, female...and wouldn't mind self portraits of me wearing depends....in various sexy poses.

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,Greg Stephens' Santa
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 03:19 PM

Greg me boy, you didn't give Santa much to go on. How about answering a question or two: Are you a coffee drinker at all? Like spicy things or barbecue?

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Becca72
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 03:54 PM

lol Amergin

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 04:14 PM

All Santees have been assigned.

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,Becca72's Concealed Claus
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 04:40 PM

Hello...

Hope you've been good this year.

Thank you for the hints. I have sent the elves searching with swatches of material in your favorite colors.

One other piece of information is required. What is your view on candy?

CC

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Joe Offer
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 05:38 PM

Santa wouldn't torment anyone. You guys must be...

Impostors!!!

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Amergin
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 06:01 PM

I dunno, Joe....Santa has been tormenting me with coal ever since I was a boy....

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,Firecat's Santa Imposter
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 11:34 PM

I believe in Joe Offer. I am an Imposter.

Hmm...Firecat is in the UK. Do they eat liver in the UK? I could send some. Raw liver is very interesting to post. If it is delivered at all it is generally a different colour from when it started. She didn't say whether or not she ate meat. She could be a Vegan, having come here on a starship from Vega. Well, I have time to search everywhere, to the very ends of the Earth, to find something "appropriate."

Or she could be a Dalek or have been with The Master on Gallifrey. Oh my goodness! Thank the lord that I have a Tardis.

Subject: Yo! Anne Lister. Where are you anyway?
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 11:45 PM

My sleigh is never going to find you. UK, I get that, but where ua Monmouthshire?    I hear that last year my elves were a little slow and that your gift was costly to receive.   Any hints in how I can avoid that this year?

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Firecat
Date: 08 Nov 13 - 03:26 AM

Squee!

As to the meatistness, the only meat I will eat is free-range chicken. I was vegetarian for 10 years, though.

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Becca72
Date: 08 Nov 13 - 08:51 AM

Oh, hello Santa! Didn't see you there. I was being good. No really. Don't listen to my wicked step mummy.

I definitely believe in candy! Preferrably chocolate of the dark variety :-) Maple, however, is evil and must be stopped along with its minion, the raisin.

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: billybob
Date: 08 Nov 13 - 12:52 PM

Whoo hoo, I know who I have to send too,
such fun, off to find some goodies........................

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,Amergin's Amiable Arctic Representative
Date: 08 Nov 13 - 01:13 PM

Hmmm, so you like photography, writing and pretty young things, eh?
Give Santa a little time to figure out how to lure her into the shipping package...

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Anne Lister
Date: 08 Nov 13 - 03:19 PM

Oooh - so that Guest was my Santa? And I didn't get a close look at you!
Monmouthshire, dear Santa, is on the south eastern side of Wales, just before you get to England. It has a noble history and was the birthplace of Charles Rolls (as in Rolls Royce), Henry V and many others. So setting your reindeer's SatNav to the post code given will bring your sleigh to our door, pretty much.
Normally speaking I know you don't have any trouble with the taxman and import/export duties as you simply fly above their heads ... but gifts from outside the UK coming in are free of tax if the value is £36.00 or below as long as you haven't put any special delivery charges on top of the value of the goods.
Does that help?

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: greg stephens
Date: 08 Nov 13 - 05:33 PM

I like spice. I like coffee. I like local music. There's enough hints for my kindly Santa.

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,Becca72's Concealed Claus
Date: 08 Nov 13 - 05:37 PM

Glad to hear it.

One of my elves has raised another query. Do you have pierced ears?

CC

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 13 - 06:37 PM

If not, your elf can take care of it for her.

I've got a secret santee too and is s/he going to be surprised! I know I was, because I didn't thing any Catters were in Antarctica. Of course, it IS summer there at the moment so there are probably beach parties and things.

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: artbrooks
Date: 08 Nov 13 - 07:17 PM

I have a santee, but it's a deep dark secret, so I can't do hints. Quel bummer.

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 08 Nov 13 - 08:53 PM

ooh, Rap, lucky you - is Iceboy back?

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Firecat
Date: 09 Nov 13 - 12:35 PM

Bump

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From: GUEST,Maeve's Meditative MidWinter Magus
Date: 09 Nov 13 - 06:08 PM

To let you know that I am here and thinking of you, my dear. Wondering what would please you best ... The reindeer are excited about visiting your part of the world and at least one elf is already licking his lips at the thought of lobsters. We shall see what we can do.
If you could see your way to providing a bowl of chowder, that would be much appreciated - and possibly a glass of Moxie?

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,becca72 on the mobile
Date: 10 Nov 13 - 05:15 PM

I do have pierced ears :-)

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: dulcimer42
Date: 10 Nov 13 - 06:01 PM

I have not heard from my Santa yet. Are you out there Santa?

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,Jacqui's Jocular Jack Frost
Date: 10 Nov 13 - 06:36 PM

So, I am guessing you want me to get you the Best of Tupac Shakur and the 2 Live Crew box set.

I am sure I can come up with that, though, customs might not like it. I suppose I could smuggle it inside a blizzard or something.

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Amergin
Date: 10 Nov 13 - 06:43 PM

Santa, please don't forget to put air holes in the box this time!

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: jacqui.c
Date: 10 Nov 13 - 10:56 PM

I got a Santa!

Being a very polite person, if you DID get me the item mentioned I would have to listen to it, but then you might have Kendall hunting you to the ends of the earth for poluting the air with 'noise'. Would it be worth it, do you think?

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,Elf in charge if international deliveries to
Date: 10 Nov 13 - 11:08 PM

So if the postal workers ask , I shall tell them I am shipping worthless reindeer poo. That should avoid taxation. But they might think that's toxic waste. Better come up with a better idea, but it shall definitely be something officially of low worth! Can 't have you paying to receive a gift cram Santa,

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: maeve
Date: 11 Nov 13 - 05:35 AM

Dear Maeve's Meditative MidWinter Magus,

Thank you for your thoughtful missive.
Regarding your subtle request for Moxie, Lobster, and Chowder-
While we would be delighted to prepare a welcoming meal
for you, we are inland from coastal waters and sou'east from Moxieland.
Even so, we have plenty of moxie and will happily lob some well-stered chow onto our Santa Plate over der.

Kindly caution your elves to conduct their recognizance visits without
disturbing the bantams- they work hard and need their sleep.

Thank you,

Maeve Being Good

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,The Hollow Secret
Date: 11 Nov 13 - 10:27 AM

Dear heart, you said "info to follow". Wherezit? Cinders and gummybears may be your lot.

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Amergin
Date: 12 Nov 13 - 03:51 PM

I just thought I'd refresh this to remind my Santa to put air holes in the box when s/he ships that girl over. I know some people like that sort of thing, but dead ones aren't much fun....they just lie there.

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: ranger1
Date: 12 Nov 13 - 03:59 PM

Santa? Where ya at? I been good this year, honest!

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,Amergin's Amiable Arctic Representative
Date: 12 Nov 13 - 04:03 PM

(slaps forehead) AIR HOLES! I knew I forgot something last time.

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,The Upside-down Santa of Vectis
Date: 12 Nov 13 - 05:59 PM

Well, it appears that the ordinary postal services have restricted and prohibited almost anything that could possibly be sent to New Zealand. We shall have to find an alternative extraordinary method of transporting your gift, on dragon-back perhaps?

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: artbrooks
Date: 12 Nov 13 - 09:22 PM

Santa?

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: ranger1
Date: 13 Nov 13 - 12:08 AM

Art, maybe your Santa and mine are getting tipsy in some pub together.

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 13 Nov 13 - 01:04 AM

mine must be there, too!

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,guest ranger1 s secert santa
Date: 13 Nov 13 - 03:36 AM

So you have been a good girl? That's all I was waiting to hear!

Do I leave your present under the tree? I hope you have snow out there in the woods because my reindeer cannot fly without the white stuff.
Will be putting on me boots and jolly red coat and flying your way soon..................................

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From: vectis
Date: 13 Nov 13 - 04:49 AM

To my upside down santa:

Foodstuffs that have been manufactured are OK, handmade stuff is the problem as are vegetation and animal products. You would't believe what I had to leave behind when I emigrated down here. Sorry :-(

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: ranger1
Date: 13 Nov 13 - 07:30 AM

Yay! My Santa isn't getting tipsy at the pub with Art Brooks' Santa! Sorry Art! But you still have Sandra to commiserate with.

Alas, Santa, no snow yet. Hoping for a bunch by Christmas, though. And I don't have room for a tree indoors, so I'll just leave space on the table, along with a plate of cookies and a beverage.

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,Jacqui's Jocular Jack Frost
Date: 14 Nov 13 - 01:33 PM

Hmmmm. You might just have a point there, Jacqui. Of course, I could just distract him with some naked llamas, so that I might make my clean getaway.

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,Becca72's Concealed Claus
Date: 15 Nov 13 - 01:13 AM

Thank you for that. The elves are hard at work as I type, hunting down suitable items.

Don't forget, I see all. ;-)

CC

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,MyGuruAlwaysSaidSlyFoxSanta
Date: 15 Nov 13 - 09:08 AM

Your list is inspiring some careful thought
Though none of your gifts is newly bought
Your Santa's been searching the whole year through
In hopes special gifts will bring smiles to you,
Like the light through a stained glass window.

Though you try to guess my identity
You are wrong- that's my helper- it is not me.
Please believe any hints from Reynardine
That fox and family are pals of mine
And they're paid to distract you, Santee!

Sing for your supper,
Sing for your tea,
Sing for the festival,
Sing for me.

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Nov 13 - 10:05 AM

I ain't got no Santa.... Here I am, crouching in the corner of an alley behind the garbage cans, the blizzard winds blowing through my too-well-worn coat, eating what moldy french fries I can find and trying to heat my poor frozen hands with the matches I couldn't sell, the snow freezing my feet through the holes in my soleless shoes, and in the distance there is music and feasting and gaiety and warmth, but alas! the is none for me, a poor outcast without a Santa.

Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,MGASSFS
Date: 15 Nov 13 - 10:12 AM

For the Poor Wandering One who awaits his Santa...