BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here

Subject: BS: Hey bobart get your ass back here
From: olddude
Date: 02 Oct 14 - 11:29 PM

I miss my brother bobster so get back here ya old hillbilly before I gotta get ya kicking ok

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobart get your ass back here
From: Mrrzy
Date: 02 Oct 14 - 11:39 PM

yeah! (Said like the guy in the jail cell with Eddie Murphy in Trading Places.)

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobart get your ass back here
From: Ebbie
Date: 03 Oct 14 - 02:49 AM

Get back here, Beaubear or I'll tell everybody how you close your eyes when driving through a tunnel...

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Oct 14 - 03:00 AM

I'll ride shotgun, Bobert.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: Teribus
Date: 03 Oct 14 - 05:30 AM

Naw Bobert won't be back, least not before mid-term of the next US President in 2018 - Reason? - Too embarrassed for words when faced with his constant rants against GWB and how different things would be with Obama, yet what will we find as we roar into the next US Presidential Election?

- Gitmo still open
- US still fighting in Iraq
- US still present in Afghanistan
- And the spread of Al-Qaeda offshoots because Obama issued advance warnings of intentions and timetables cast in stone
- The War On Terror still very much alive

Much much better had it been possible to leave GWB in place - Nobody would have crossed any red line defined by GWB and Putin would never have dared to have gone into Ukraine with good ol' George in the White House.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: gnu
Date: 03 Oct 14 - 06:41 AM

I blame his absence on trolls.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: Ed T
Date: 03 Oct 14 - 07:00 AM

I liked his stories of everyday experiences, like the loss of the family inflatable lobster. Maybe this will bring him back?


inflatable joy 

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: Ed T
Date: 03 Oct 14 - 07:04 AM

Maybe this will give him a reason to return?


Come back home Bobert 

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 14 - 09:47 AM

You guys don't talk his langwij, so I'll rephrase it for you.


HEY! YOU! bOBERT! GIT YER SORRY, SKINNY, HILLBILLY ASS BACK HERE BEFORE I COME THERE AND KICK IT SO HARD YOU'LL GOTTA TRIM MY TOENAILS THROUGH YER NOSE!

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Oct 14 - 10:00 AM

Ed, do you think he'd drive clear up to Nova Scotia for that? With all of the fine examples available nearby in West Virginia?

True about the troll. But that's why I said I'd ride shotgun.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: olddude
Date: 03 Oct 14 - 10:50 AM

Me and Rap are a going Hillybilly Huntin ... you skinny ass ole goat Rap says he will drag him back with piany wire around his privates. I say its a little harse. Maybe cloths line instead

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Oct 14 - 11:18 AM

Absence makes the heart grow fonder
so enjoy yourself out yonder
Sure absence is good, you did what you could
but Its great to escape some ass holes

You knew how you tried to warn them
and how you tried not to bore them
but now the days are too few while evil accrues
If they knew where you were it would floor them.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: Greg F.
Date: 03 Oct 14 - 11:28 AM

Well, T-bird, you can't expect Obama to clean up the immense mountain of shit left for him by Dumbya, Reagan and Bush the First all at once - particularly with the T-bagger obstructionists in Congress torpedoing every initiative he takes.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: olddude
Date: 03 Oct 14 - 11:36 AM

We are fighting about guns again. I miss you yelling at me ... come on you ole goat. I got weed, I got shine ... I got troubles oh oh . I got them old cosmic blues again ...

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: LilyFestre
Date: 03 Oct 14 - 12:35 PM

I miss your silly self too Bobert!!!!

XOOXOX

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: olddude
Date: 03 Oct 14 - 02:06 PM

Dang hillbilly probably chain sawing something

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 03 Oct 14 - 02:45 PM

Ya' gotter fetch 'im by leavin' 'im a message, of his Facebook page...methinks he's hangin' out over thar.

GfS

P.S. Teribus, you left out Obamacare, Benghazi, Fast and Furious, the IRS, 'shovel-ready' jobs, the efficiency of the head of the Secret Service (political appointee), Sebelius, Holder, Clinton, negotiating with terrorists...(weird, how this bunch refer to the Tea Party as 'terrorists', but can't call the real terrorists 'terrorists'!)......Oh, and "If you like your health plan, you can keep your doctor"...and ALL the countless lies, that come out virtually every time they open their mouths.....and if you listen to him side by side, with Bush's older speeches, he is actually quoting Bush's logic about the Mid-East mess!

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: Bobert
Date: 03 Oct 14 - 04:31 PM

Well, sheet fire, kids...

I go out to the privy for a little readin' and come back in an' ya'll going thru all these gyrations... I mean, a man gotta do what a man can do when he can do it, right??? Butt never mind that privy stuff...

Let's see what's worth telling ya'll??? Hmmmmmm??? Not much so I'll just ramble about meaningless stuff like you get on those "what-our-boring-family-did-this-year letters you get from people you hardly know (or don't know) in their Christmas cards...

Where to start??? Well, we had cereal this morning... How's that??? Actually, I like Post's "Blueberry Morning" even if the blueberries are fake and made from seaweed... They kinda look like blueberries... They don't taste like 'um but they are okay... Better than the tootsie rolls that the cats leave in their catbox...

(That was a clever seaway, Bobert... You know, the "catbox" reference...)

Thanks, I thought so...

I see that most of the same trouble makers are here stirring shit and causing trouble... Speaking of shit stirrers, I miss the heck out of Spawz... He was a master shit stirrer... Plus he was ambidextrous meaning he could stir it with either hand... Hmmmmmmm??? I didn't think that I could spell ambidextrous but my spell check likes it so...

Well, never mind shit stirrin' for now...

Let's see??? Had cereal this morning...

(No, Bobert... You already used up your cereal story...)

Hmmmmmmm??? What else is there that tops cereal???

Oh yeah... I have become a card carrying member of the Charlotte Art League and have "a wall" with 7 or 9 pieces of my art on it... That's a good thing... I'm teaching art again this winter... I'm doing a little drawing and a little painting...

(That's boring, Boberdz)

Well, what the hell should I be talkin' about...

Oh yeah... I liked the pic of the outhouse... I'll buy it if the seller is willing to deliver it... He can even keep the hole in the ground and it's contents to remember it by... I could use a backup un case a tree falls on mine... BTW, the old people used to call them "Roosevelt houses" because back in Depression FDR had the WPA go out and build a couple hundred thousand of them for people... Better than sitting on an old log...

So I was camping with old boys back around 25 years ago and we'd parked Larry's Kusterer's old Dodge Fury and hiked into the woods a couple miles with real heavy backpacks filled with sardines, Iron City Beer and them tablets that you put into nasty water and turn it into semi-drinkable water... So the next morning, after a night of Iron City, sardine eatin' and drenking semi-drinkable water I needed to use the bathroom, so to speak so Mister Shovel and I went looking for just the right log... Well, just as I was getting down to business I hear a loud truck coming my way and about 20 seconds later this 4 wheel drive Chevrolet pickup came down an old logging road just 30 feet behind me??? Well, what's a hillbilly to do??? I didn't want to appear to be some kind of stuck-up, elitist hillbilly so I just waved at 'um, they waved back and continues back up in the mountain in their Chevy truck...

I'm sure that that story has been told quite a few times but not by me but by them other hillbillies... I don't care... I ain't seen it on YouTube so...

Hmmmmmmmm???

Did I tell ya'll that I had cereal for breakfast???

Well, people... This has all hurt my head so I'll have to give my poor head a little rest now...

Been fun...

(What was the fun part, Boberdz???)

Okay, maybe it hasn't been fun...

(BTW, is that little weasel, shitwronger, still here with his daily "I hate Obama" posts???)

Later...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: Ebbie
Date: 03 Oct 14 - 05:05 PM

Make it sooner rather than later, bobert...

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Oct 14 - 06:57 PM

A lot less than he was, Bobert.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: gnu
Date: 03 Oct 14 - 07:15 PM

Yo! Nice ta hear from ya, Bobert. Hope all is well with you and yours.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: olddude
Date: 03 Oct 14 - 07:59 PM

Well at least me and raps doesn't hasta go looking fer ya. Miss ya hillbilly. Yeah I still reeling about spaw. Dang I miss our weekly laugh till ya pee yourself phone calls

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: Bobert
Date: 03 Oct 14 - 08:41 PM

Okay, my head quit hurtin'... They got over the counter "shine" here in North Carolina and it ain't bad and real good for short term head hurtin's but lousy the next mornin'... But I took me a little of it an' them head hurtin's gone away until tomorrow morning and then they gonna be back in spades...

Couple things...

First of all, ol' S.B. (Silly Bobert) has to turn this over to the other S.B. (Serious Bobert) so I gotta go a little off script here for a little bit and then return it back over to the other S.B.

Yo, Teribus, i.e T-Bird...

I hate to tell you but exactly what we are seeing in Iraq is what I told you and BB way back in 2003 would happen... It's called a civil war... That is 100% what i predicted...

Here's my idea for Iraq... Same as back then... Leave it the hell alone... Tell all Americans to get the hell out and let the Sunni/Shia 1400 year old blood feud play itself out... There is no victory to be had here...

When the Prophet Muhammad died in 632 AD the two factions set up a war within Islam as to which side would succeed him... Whoever that would have been would be dead for 1400 years...

Hate to tell you but you were wrong then and Obama is wrong now...

Now back to other S.B...

Hey, folks... Just wanted to tell ya'll that the P-Vine is fine... She is still getting over the surgery she had 10 months ago but she's almost there...

I have learned that operations don't fix everything... They trade pains... I gotta get another one on my right foot...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: olddude
Date: 03 Oct 14 - 10:23 PM

Hey bobster I picked up an andre durain original charcoal drawing in an auction I will get ya a picture of it

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: Bobert
Date: 04 Oct 14 - 08:41 AM

Cool...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Oct 14 - 10:18 AM

Hope things are well, Bobert. BM

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 04 Oct 14 - 12:54 PM

Hiya Bobert!.....Speaking of which....
Bobert: "Here's my idea for Iraq... Same as back then... Leave it the hell alone... Tell all Americans to get the hell out and let the Sunni/Shia 1400 year old blood feud play itself out... There is no victory to be had here..."

Guess what?..I posted pretty much the same thing when it was 'just in Syria'...I posted that the borders be closed, except for refugees wanting to get the hell out of there, and blockading the seaways to keep all further war provisions from coming in....but NO-O-O-O...now we got ISIS spilling over to Iraq, and any other place they 'deem necessary'.

The biggest dilemma over there, is that you have different factions of Islam fighting within each other, to be the 'rulers', while the concern outside of the area, is which international banking conglomerates can make the most profits, and control the people through those means!...I agree with you that the U.S. should have never gone over there in the first place!....and as I have also pointed out to you, Bush and Obama are serving the same type of masters...and THAT determines our policies!..We have no true form of government 'by the people'..we have governments 'employed', and have become agencies for the banksters!!!

Good to hear from ya' Bobster, you turtle murdering radical!!

GfS

P.S. Best to the P-Vine.....and keep that lawn mowed for her!!

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 04 Oct 14 - 01:04 PM

I see that those who subscribe to being the 'brain police' are still deleting posts that they feel are too truthful in their criticism of our wonderfully efficient administration...talk about brain-lock!
Get over it....your social experiment failed!...and you are just as the Republicans who couldn't fathom why Nixon resigned, and still made excuses, even AFTER he left office!

GfS

P.S. This is not about Bobert.......(I think)

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Oct 14 - 01:26 PM

Don't know what you're talking about, Gust. Nothing of yours was deleted. I have noticed lately that more posts aren't sticking when one hits the submit button. Best to make a copy and check to see if it went through, before you start making accusations.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey bobert get your ass back here
From: gnu
Date: 04 Oct 14 - 01:30 PM

"Gust". Hahahaaa.