BS: The mouse the mouse

Subject: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: olddude
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 07:30 PM

Oh it is not your ordinary run of the mill house mouse no siree. I saw him scamper in my basement. I set mouse traps spring type with peanut butter, he sets them off from the non trigger side eats the peanut butter. I set sticky pad mouse traps, he turned them over. I tossed my cat in basement and I hear him laughing at her. Oh no it is not your normal mouse. He is clever smart
He will be mine it is now a mission.

Subject: RE: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: olddude
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 07:39 PM

Any one have a large pet snake

Subject: RE: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: Mrrzy
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 08:58 PM

I did get my rat - maybe you're channeling me!

Subject: RE: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: Mrrzy
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 09:26 PM

Also, there's a mouse in the house said the louse not a word.

Subject: RE: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: LadyJean
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 09:41 PM

I have 3 cats, and have encountered 3 very stupid mice in my house. 2 dead, and the live one Viggo Marmalade wanted to play fetch with.

Subject: RE: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: olddude
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 10:10 PM

This one is a nija it will take all my skills. It is not a normal mouse oh no it is ninja mouse. Clever I need some c4

Subject: RE: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: olddude
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 10:14 PM

It taunts my cat then ate its food I see her hunting it but no

Subject: RE: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: Jeri
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 10:27 PM

They used to get into my house on a regular basis, until I got things fixed. They used to eat the peanut butter without springing the trap (until they got unlucky). I got tired of the large deer mice not dying right away and flopping around so I had to search for the trap and find they died a pretty horrific way. Then, I bought a couple "Jawz" traps.

By the way, when they say to keep them away from pets and children, put them where you won't step on them with bare feet, and remember how to disarm them before you grab them. They aren't just painful, but I'm pretty sure they can act much like a wire stripper on toes and fingers.

In any case, remember it only takes one little mouse mistake.

Subject: RE: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: Musket
Date: 02 Nov 14 - 05:06 AM

Line the critter up down the sight of your barrel Dan. No point in just wearing it for jewellery eh?

(Is critter generic or is there an animal of that name over your way?)

Subject: RE: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: bubblyrat
Date: 02 Nov 14 - 06:55 AM

DON'T kill it ; it might be the elusive Nostradormouse !!

Subject: RE: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: Mrrzy
Date: 02 Nov 14 - 01:44 PM

Then it would know when you were coming for it... even if its tail is e-nor-mouse.

Subject: RE: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: olddude
Date: 02 Nov 14 - 02:02 PM

It taunts me

Subject: RE: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: GUEST,Rahere
Date: 02 Nov 14 - 02:13 PM

Mouscular Christianity?

Subject: RE: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 14 - 08:35 PM

Tiny punji sticks. Or one of these with a trip wire.

Subject: RE: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: olddude
Date: 02 Nov 14 - 09:26 PM

rigged up just a little gun power charge. probably won't even break a window .. touch that peanut butter and boom no mouse. I hope I don't forget to remove my cat ... oops I better check. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: olddude
Date: 02 Nov 14 - 09:36 PM

In the woods I have used a deadfall with a big rock. No kidding I should rig up a building block deadfall. That would get him .. hmmm I think I will do that tonight

Subject: RE: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 Nov 14 - 09:42 PM

Hmmmm I suspect that you have more than ONE mouse.

I once moved into a house that turned out to have an infestation of mice.

What I did: Every night before I went to bed I opened all the bottom cabinets so my two cats could police them.

After a couple of episodes of dead mouse, no more mice. I think they moved to more hospitable domiciles.

Subject: RE: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Nov 14 - 10:09 AM

Okay, here are a couple of ideas.

1. Open the faucets where the mousey lives and plug the drains.

2. Pour in gasoline (petrol) to the depth of one inch or 2 cm. Toss a match.

3. Block all the doors and windows except one. Use that to fill the mouse area with concrete.

I mean, heck, it's your house...reclaim it!!!

Subject: RE: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: GUEST,Rahere
Date: 03 Nov 14 - 11:37 AM

There is more inspiration here

Subject: RE: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: olddude
Date: 03 Nov 14 - 11:41 AM

Flame thrower he is smart ate the peanut butter didn't set off the dead fall

Subject: RE: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: Amos
Date: 03 Nov 14 - 11:50 AM

Find a low-frequency sound that he can't stand and play it on a loop all night. One of you will lose a lot of sleep.

Subject: RE: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: olddude
Date: 03 Nov 14 - 11:52 AM

Oh no this is not your normal mouse. This is a devil mouse. Tonight I am cutting a small hole in a shoe box baiting it and filling it with sticky pads and anchored fly paper.. He will be mine oh yes he will be mine

Subject: RE: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: olddude
Date: 03 Nov 14 - 11:57 AM

I will stick his ass I will

Subject: RE: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: Mrrzy
Date: 03 Nov 14 - 12:08 PM

I can hardly wait for my vicarious victory!

Subject: RE: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: GUEST,Hey Nonny Rat
Date: 03 Nov 14 - 12:11 PM

Yup

Subject: RE: BS: The mouse the mouse
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Nov 14 - 06:02 PM

If that doesn't work, machine 7.5 kilograms of Uranium 235 into a bowl shape. Machine 14.5 kilograms into another bowl shape that fits snugly into the first one. Hold one in each hand and slide them together real, real fast.

Your mouse troubles will be over.