BS: those pictures of the comet..........

Subject: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 13 Nov 14 - 07:40 AM

has anyone else noticed, they look suspiciously like a turd......you can see the bits of paper?

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: Ed T
Date: 13 Nov 14 - 07:49 AM

A huge interstellar garbage heap?
Do aliens have traditional rear vents to wipe?

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Nov 14 - 08:56 AM

They are being faked in the sound stage of an outhouse in Hollywood by George Lucas.

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: G-Force
Date: 13 Nov 14 - 09:03 AM

They had a model of the comet on British TV - it looked just like a rubber duck, without the beak.

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Nov 14 - 09:10 AM

It IS a rubber duck -- without the bill and painted grey.

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: GUEST,#
Date: 13 Nov 14 - 09:49 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen, it's a fooking rock.

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: Musket
Date: 13 Nov 14 - 10:12 AM

A pity they couldn't "land" the 7.30 Doncaster to Kings Cross on time this morning then.

Bastards.

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Nov 14 - 10:16 AM

Well, nobody want to go there and everyone wants to go to a fake comet.

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: Ed T
Date: 13 Nov 14 - 10:29 AM

The Heaven's Gate religious cult predicted that a space craft would be following the Hale-Bopp comet during its Sun pass-by in 1997. Posssibly a miscalculation, and the wrong comet?


Heaven's gate 

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: Ed T
Date: 13 Nov 14 - 10:33 AM

A better link:

Heaven's Gate 

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: olddude
Date: 13 Nov 14 - 10:44 AM

I thought I saw elvis on it

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: GUEST,#
Date: 13 Nov 14 - 10:58 AM

You did see Elvis on it, Dan. Remember, he became a rock star.

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: Mr Red
Date: 13 Nov 14 - 11:04 AM

because it is turning a quite a rate it is definitely "Rock & Roll" - just where you would expect to see Elvis.

But a star it ain't.

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: olddude
Date: 13 Nov 14 - 11:34 AM

A chunk a chunk of burning rock yea a chunk a chunk of burning rock

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: olddude
Date: 13 Nov 14 - 11:34 AM

Thank you very much

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: Ebbie
Date: 13 Nov 14 - 12:46 PM

Yesterday I discovered that there are still people who contend the moon landing(s) were faked. Wonder what they make of this?

It must be exhausting trying to keep up with the latest conspiracies.

Kind of like superstitions. What if one doesn't know that stepping on a concrete crack is harmful? Does harm still occur?

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: Mrrzy
Date: 13 Nov 14 - 12:50 PM

I liked the guy on NPR who, instead of We didnt' get the landing right and it bounced, said Yes, we may have just landed on a comet - TWICE!

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: gnu
Date: 13 Nov 14 - 01:29 PM

I read that it may be upside-downie and therefore not able to anchor itself in order to core drill and analyze samples. How could they send a turtle into REALLY outer space? I realize it's a tremendous achievement that advances "science" but... a turtle?

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Nov 14 - 03:31 PM

Dude, it's turtles all the way down.

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: gnu
Date: 13 Nov 14 - 03:51 PM

Yeah Rap. Next time, they should send a cat. Cats always land on their feet.

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: Joe Offer
Date: 13 Nov 14 - 03:58 PM

There are some good photos here (click).

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 13 Nov 14 - 04:10 PM

obviously that's the true nature of a comet - a celestial turd whizzing across the sky straight from God's arsehole.......

by the way you must all vote for me. you have to put a like on my song - even if you hate it. and then share it on facebook with all your friends and foes. the tradition must be preserved at all costs, and i might win a holiday.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki4gtDmJ4Yg&feature=youtu.be

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Nov 14 - 10:05 PM

On the comet?

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 14 Nov 14 - 07:01 AM

I tell you what, it looks like a pretty loose shit to me...!

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Nov 14 - 08:56 AM

Star dust isn't always beautiful.

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: Ed T
Date: 14 Nov 14 - 09:17 AM

Hey, that's my distant cousin you're talking about.

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: Musket
Date: 14 Nov 14 - 10:06 AM

In 2061 Odyssey Three, Arthur C Clarke describes a manned ship landing on Halley's comet. I reread the book, fascinated by this landing and comparisons with his fictional future, written years ago.

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 14 Nov 14 - 08:26 PM

Arthur C Clarke also theorised that a series of satellites could be situated in geo-stationary orbit to permit world-wide telecommunication.
When it finally happened, the level (distance from earth) at which they orbit was named the "Clarke belt" in his honour.

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 15 Nov 14 - 06:22 AM

if there was a little girl called Haley, and she had a gromit in her ear.

it would be Haley's grommit.

And if Father of rock music, Bill Haley ha d been sick....it would be Haley's vommit.

Subject: RE: BS: those pictures of the comet..........
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 16 Nov 14 - 11:19 PM

i think it came from Uranus......