BS: Shameless

Subject: BS: Shameless
From: GUEST,Arkie
Date: 04 Dec 14 - 06:11 PM

The African chieftain was so religious that when he ascended to power, he forbade the killing of animals. Not long thereafter, the lion and cheetah population began to get out of hand, and, starving in the wilds, they began feeding on humans. Before long, even the antelope and zebra were so plentiful that they began nibbling on natives. The terrified populace petitioned their leader to rescind his edict, but he refused: thus, they had no choice but to overthrow the chief. Not only was the revolt successful, It was the first time in history that a reign was called on account of game.

Subject: RE: BS: Shameless
From: GUEST,Steve Shaw
Date: 04 Dec 14 - 06:17 PM

And the chief had installed his chieftain's chair upstairs in his chieftain's hut, but the weight was too great and the floor fell in. The moral is that people in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

Subject: RE: BS: Shameless
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Dec 14 - 06:29 PM

And here I was thinking that this thread would just be another gross character attack by Rapparee on poor Shane.

Subject: RE: BS: Shameless
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Dec 14 - 07:59 AM

They made a film all about it and the premiere was in Barcelona.

A fire broke out during the screening and lots of people were killed in the crush because there was only one door in and out of the cinema.

The moral is that you shouldn't put all your basques in one exit.

Subject: RE: BS: Shameless
From: GUEST,Steve Shaw
Date: 05 Dec 14 - 08:19 AM

One piece of string says to another piece of string, " My word, you're looking a bit tatty. Has the cat been chewing you?"



"No," said the other, "I'm a frayed knot."

Subject: RE: BS: Shameless
From: GUEST, topsie
Date: 05 Dec 14 - 08:23 AM

[third attempt to post]
Guest's contribution would work better if s/he used Bilbao instead of Barcelona (all your Catalans in one basket doesn't really work).

Subject: RE: BS: Shameless
From: GUEST, topsie
Date: 05 Dec 14 - 08:28 AM

If all the contributors to this thread were to get together they could really get up to semantics.

Subject: RE: BS: Shameless
From: GUEST,Steve Shaw
Date: 05 Dec 14 - 08:33 AM

Perhaps Guest has nobbled Bilbao for too many previous gags and is getting fed up with Bilbao baggings.

Subject: RE: BS: Shameless
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 05 Dec 14 - 08:45 AM

An Indian chief kept three wives in three different tepees, each carpeted with the skin of a different animal. The ones in the tepees carpeted with the skins of coyote and bison had a child each. But the one in the tepee carpeted with the skin of a river-horse bore twins.

Which proves that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other two hides.

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Subject: RE: BS: Shameless
From: Ed T
Date: 05 Dec 14 - 09:06 AM

"My Zen master once said to me, 'Do the opposite of whatever I tell you.' So I didn't."

Subject: RE: BS: Shameless
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 05 Dec 14 - 09:28 AM

The identity remains a mystery of the thief who stole all the lavatory fitments from our local police station. The police say they have nothing to go on.

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Subject: RE: BS: Shameless
From: GUEST,Steve Shaw
Date: 05 Dec 14 - 10:45 AM

Give a man a bucket of coal and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.