BS: Trump's Hair Catches On

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 29 Jul 15 - 02:48 AM

Lighter: "Trump knows that they know that if he does run independently, Hillary Clinton will almost certainly win."

Given the history of man, they most always choose the most painful and destructive way.

So, what's worse, Trump, a rich guy, funding his own way?....or another puppet who's funded by 'Citizens United'????

...in either event, Representative Democracy, is out the window....

....and has been for a LONG time!!!

We are not being represented...we are being dictated to, as what to believe, and what our 'choices' that have been decided for us shall be.

What a farce!...but the 'activist ideologues' will keep championing the myth, and keep trying to convince morons, that those who don't 'agree' with their delusion are...ummm...." 'Hate', 'Fear', 'Prejudice', 'Envy', 'Selfishness', 'Greed' etc.".
Both sides use that stupid tactic....and absolute morons either believe it, and/or keep promoting it!!!

Anybody home??

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Mr Red
Date: 28 Jul 15 - 02:39 AM

on the subject of his hair, (sorry to play the "thread" trump card, or did I mean play the Trump thread card?)

is it receding (or did I mean "needs re-seeding?")

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Lighter
Date: 24 Jul 15 - 08:10 AM

> Unless Trump is just toying with us all, it is hard for me to imagine him being able to continue his 'campaign'.

Perry is close to zero in the polls and has nothing to lose by slamming him. The same goes for Lindsay Graham.

Trump has already laughed Perry off. His support hasn't been affected, any more than it was when he attacked John McCain as not heroic enough. He will stay in the race until he gets bored. He's already threatened to run as a third party candidate if other Republicans aren't nicer to him.

Trump knows that they know that if he does run independently, Hillary Clinton will almost certainly win.

Stay tuned.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Ebbie
Date: 24 Jul 15 - 02:23 AM

Greg F, note that I am referring to Trump's belief and frequent references to his being the best in everything.

No. I have not found anything funny that he has said.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Jul 15 - 08:25 PM

Trump boxers, anyone?


Trump products 

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Greg F.
Date: 23 Jul 15 - 08:51 AM

that he is the best standup comic in America...

The last thing that Trump and his millions of idiot supporters are is amusing. Idiotic? Yes. Racist? Yes. Obnoxious? Yes. Dangerous? yes. Funny? Not hardly.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 Jul 15 - 03:18 AM

I am beginning to think that Trump one of these days will inform us that he's been having us on and that we all went for it, that he is the best standup comic in America...

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 Jul 15 - 03:16 AM

I wonder what Trump will do after Rick Perry's blistering today? Unless Trump is just toying with us all, it is hard for me to imagine him being able to continue his 'campaign'.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Shimrod
Date: 23 Jul 15 - 02:22 AM

"Why is it the more odious his views - the more a section of Americans love him! I don't get it."

All right wing politicians possess a keyboard with keys labelled: 'Hate', 'Fear', 'Prejudice', 'Envy', 'Selfishness', 'Greed' etc. They all know how to play a 'merry tune' on this keyboard around election time. They also know that there are millions of idiots who can be relied upon to dance to this vile tune.

Left wing politicians have a tendency to go round and round in circles, tie themselves in knots and often end up shuffling about to the vile, right wing tune - as has happened to the Labour Party in the UK.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: EBarnacle
Date: 23 Jul 15 - 01:43 AM

Liar, liar, hair on fire . . . or is it a burning Bush?

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Mr Red
Date: 22 Jul 15 - 02:30 PM

You heard the report?

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: frogprince
Date: 22 Jul 15 - 01:13 PM

Hmmm... I've heard fundamentalist preachers talk about "when the last trump sounds" any number of times; maybe I misunderstood the reference...

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Jul 15 - 11:40 AM

So, why can't he afford better hair, at a 4 billion US dollar estimated worth (note, he claimed 10 billion)?

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,#
Date: 22 Jul 15 - 10:53 AM

Trump meaning fart worked its way to Canada. My grandfather used it often. He had the advantage of also being an avid card player and the term occurs in games like bridge.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Mr Red
Date: 22 Jul 15 - 05:22 AM

lexicographically speaking there is a meaning in the UK for "trump"

a  fart  .

Does this translate into American (sic) English?

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Mr Red
Date: 22 Jul 15 - 05:11 AM

I remember the slogan "In your heart, you know its Bush"
and the rejoinder "In your bush, you know its Hart!"

Now what is Trump's trump card as it were - the campaign slogan, or is that reserved for actual presidential candidates rather than the campaign for the campaign? If you see what I mean.

I am sure the Mudcat could find a germain twist to any cynical rallying cry.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,#
Date: 21 Jul 15 - 08:52 AM

What's left to be said after Mama June and Honey Boo Boo?

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 21 Jul 15 - 08:20 AM

We thought that about Hockey Mom. Yanks sometimes seem slow to learn.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,HiLo
Date: 21 Jul 15 - 07:03 AM

Trump is A nasty and dangerous man! Perhaps he will cause Americans to stand back and have a good hard look at themselves, maybe the good people will cease to irrelevant and come out loudly against this boorish and bigoted man.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Alan Ross
Date: 20 Jul 15 - 10:16 PM

Thanks, I am starting to understand.. Instead of being a sneaky crook with hidden, nasty views. Trump rides the crest of a wave by being an open bigot and making it a virtue. Darn it, this man is cleverer than I thought.   We have a very similar thing with a guy called Nigel Farage of the UKIP. Some Americans would say "Caent Do No Wrong!"

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Greg F.
Date: 20 Jul 15 - 09:13 PM

Why is it the more odious his views - the more a section of Americans love him!

Well, them's yer avrage Tea Party interlectyels, Alan. They're mosta 'em
fundagelical "Christians"[sic] inter the bargain.

USA! USA! USA! USA!

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Alan Ross
Date: 20 Jul 15 - 08:55 PM

I think I mistakingly thought that Trump wore a toupee because of the odd sandy color which clashed with the grey edges - and looked like a rug on a carpet of grey.   He seems to have gone back to a more dignified unified grey now.

However, the total p---- has done it again, Veterans and Mexicans. Why is it the more odious his views - the more a section of Americans love him! I don't get it. Then I probably wouldn't have got Hitler either, he was quite popular as well.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jul 15 - 06:11 PM

L.O.L!

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Jul 15 - 05:37 PM

"What, me worry?"

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jul 15 - 03:37 PM

Oops! Mistyped 'another' came out as abother a 'bother' is probably right though!

Has the world not suffered enough with the Bush's?

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Alan Ross
Date: 20 Jul 15 - 03:33 PM

I'm a bit worried about a Bush catching on! Shame it isn't on fire (only being satirical).   God, as if two of them wasn't bad enough, we could have abother.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 20 Jul 15 - 01:39 PM

Little things amuse little minds!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,#
Date: 20 Jul 15 - 10:34 AM

If it's ok by y'all, please take Harper from Canada with my blessings. I will revere your memory and light an eternal flame in your honour.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Greg F.
Date: 20 Jul 15 - 09:40 AM

Only if you take Jindal, Huckabee, Christie, Perry, Pataki, Cruz, Walker, Bush, Graham & Paul with him.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Mr Red
Date: 20 Jul 15 - 04:50 AM

LOL

Here in the UK we have Cameroon in power and what looks to be turning into, for all the world, a re-run of the Michael Foot episode for opposition.

& You in the US got David Milliband. Can we have him back?

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Greg F.
Date: 19 Jul 15 - 05:26 PM

What brain?

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,#
Date: 19 Jul 15 - 05:14 PM

"Trump's Hair Catches On"

Too bad his brain doesn't.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 19 Jul 15 - 08:28 AM

😜😎

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Alan Ross
Date: 19 Jul 15 - 08:16 AM

Oh darn it - no toupee! Toupee or not toupee that was the question. And it turns out to be combover. I 've got the combover blues, from my head down to my shoes... Sorry Mr. Trump. The rumour was false.   I am deeply sorry for getting the facts wrong.   I called him a cheat and a liar, and said he had a Toupee.   I now correct the stuff about the toupee.   It was wrong, wrong, wrong.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 19 Jul 15 - 03:18 AM

It's not a toupee, it's a comb-over.
Either way, it indicates a serious personality defect.
Never trust a man who never learned the value of a decent haircut, and/or who doesn't have the courage to face the fact that he's bald.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jul 15 - 11:19 PM

Donald Where's Your Toupee (last verse)

All you out there make it clear,
don't vote for Trump he's insincere.
If you love your freedom dear,
stay clear of Donald's Toupee.

Let the wind blow high, let the wind
blow low.
Stuck to his head with some glue it
shows.
And All the lassies say "hello!
"Donald Where's Your Toupee?"
"Donald Where's Your Toouuppeee?"

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Alan Ross
Date: 18 Jul 15 - 10:37 PM

Andy Stewart Parody cont.

He came to town to steal some ground,
and kick the locals out of town,
but they just laughed and said aloud.
"Donald, where's your toupee?"

Let the wind blow high, let the wind
blow low.
Stuck to his head with some glue it
shows.
And all the lassies say "hello!"
"Donald Where's Your Toupee?"

To lie and cheat is his delight,
we know he's wrong, he is not right.
Those Mexicans would get a fright
if they saw him in his toupee

Let the wind blow high, let the wind
blow low.
Stuck to his head with some glue it
shows.
And all the lassies say "hello!"
"Donald Where's Your Toupee?"

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Alan Ross
Date: 18 Jul 15 - 09:36 PM

Donald Where's Your Toupee (parody)
Original Andy Stewart (Donald where's your troosers)

He's just come down from his tower so high,
his head's too big and he's full of lies,
and all the lassies shout as he goes by
"Donald where's your toupee?"

Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low
Stuck to his head with some glue it shows.
And all the lassies say "hello!"
"Donald where's your toupee?"









I think you get the idea

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,Alan Ross
Date: 18 Jul 15 - 09:13 PM

Could be!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jul 15 - 08:43 PM

Donald's sister? 

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jul 15 - 08:31 PM

Zipper?

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On Fire
From: GUEST,Alan Ross
Date: 18 Jul 15 - 07:24 PM

My favourite quote of the year.

British comedian Dom Joly Tweeted

"Donald Trump is a C---.      That is all".

Rob Graham tweeted back.

Try adding the word 'complete'.



Ps you have to be careful about using the word as it's illegal in Britain to send certain offensive texts.   I'm not sure about d--- ----

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Greg F.
Date: 18 Jul 15 - 06:37 PM

And now Trump is swift-boating John McCain and the Republican fans are loving it! He's still #1 in the polls and getting standing ovations.

Man, you just couldn't make this stuff up!

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,cujimmy
Date: 15 Jul 15 - 07:51 PM

there is a place in Leeds which reminds me of the Donald, its called Harehills.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PafewatZgvw

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST,open mike
Date: 15 Jul 15 - 05:03 PM

Fire! my first thought was similar to "gilly" "Trump's Hair Catches On Fire".

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Don Firth
Date: 15 Jul 15 - 04:11 PM

Trump's hair? I killed something that looked like that under the kitchen sink a couple of days ago....

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On Fire
From: GUEST,CS
Date: 15 Jul 15 - 11:17 AM

If only..

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Jul 15 - 12:06 AM

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Jul 15 - 10:56 PM

Trump your cat

Subject: RE: BS: Trump's Hair Catches On
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Jul 15 - 09:59 PM

I misread arms as anus.