BS: I always ask myself....

Subject: BS: I always ask myself....
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Jul 16 - 03:08 PM

What would Malcolm Buggerol do?

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From: michaelr
Date: 22 Jul 16 - 03:21 PM

Can't get a good answer? Why not ask someone else?

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From: Raggytash
Date: 22 Jul 16 - 03:44 PM

I knew his sister.

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From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Jul 16 - 04:36 PM

Once one ascertains what Malcolm Buggerol would do, should one then do as Malcolm would, or do something else?

I sometimes ask myself, "What would Donald Trump do?" Then I do the opposite.

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Jul 16 - 12:36 AM

When will it rain at the North Pole?

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From: DMcG
Date: 23 Jul 16 - 12:45 AM

what if I am wrong?

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From: akenaton
Date: 23 Jul 16 - 03:40 AM

When will we see the light?

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Jul 16 - 02:49 PM

When will love prevail?

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From: akenaton
Date: 23 Jul 16 - 03:25 PM

Who gives a shit?

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From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 24 Jul 16 - 01:05 PM

I always ask myself, because I believe I will get a sensible answer!

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jul 16 - 03:44 PM

Who would want to be given one? Or accept it when it was offered?

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From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 25 Jul 16 - 09:13 AM

Recently this thread has been back & forth between Little Hawk & Akenaton. I was loth to interrupt, but thought:


"Will the circle be unbroken?"

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From: akenaton
Date: 25 Jul 16 - 09:52 AM

"Whatever happened to Little Hawk?"

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From: akenaton
Date: 25 Jul 16 - 01:12 PM

"Why do I like Nigel parsons?"

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From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jul 16 - 09:21 PM

Why did Canada lose the War of 1812 to the Americans? Why did Canada lose the battles following the US Civil War to the invading Fenians?

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From: Mr Red
Date: 26 Jul 16 - 02:30 AM

Whatever happened, why is it shit?

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From: Ed T
Date: 26 Jul 16 - 09:42 AM

"The Ephebians believed that every man should have the vote (provided that he wasn't poor, foreign, nor disqualified by reason of being mad, frivolous, or a woman). Every five years someone was elected to be Tyrant, provided he could prove that he was honest, intelligent, sensible, and trustworthy. Immediately after he was elected, of course, it was obvious to everyone that he was a criminal madman and totally out of touch with the view of the ordinary philosopher in the street looking for a towel. And then five years later they elected another one just like him, and really it was amazing how intelligent people kept on making the same mistakes." 
― Terry Pratchett

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From: Ed T
Date: 26 Jul 16 - 09:45 AM

"The merest accident of microgeography had meant that the first man to hear the voice of Om, and who gave Om his view of humans, was a shepherd and not a goatherd. They have quite different ways of looking at the world, and the whole of history might have been different. For sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led." 
― Terry Pratchett

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From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jul 16 - 09:52 AM

Why and how did I get so smart and good-looking?

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From: Ed T
Date: 26 Jul 16 - 10:00 AM

"Perhaps if he stumbled onto a bath and a tailor he could even be considered handsome." 
 Katherine McIntyre

Subject: RE: BS: I always ask myself....
From: Ed T
Date: 26 Jul 16 - 12:10 PM

"Your best idea this week will come to you while you are in the shower.
Act on it."

Source, Fortune cookie

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From: Mr Red
Date: 27 Jul 16 - 04:51 AM

My shower is broke - how am I gonna get ideas then?

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From: Senoufou
Date: 27 Jul 16 - 06:59 AM

I hate showers. Much prefer a long hot soak in the bath. Any bright ideas I get (in or out of the bath) I seem to forget minutes later, unless I write them down.

I always ask myself, "What did I come into the sitting room for?"
Or, "Where did I leave my blooming glasses?"

All this is the penalty for growing old...

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From: Ed T
Date: 27 Jul 16 - 04:26 PM

"And who says you always have to understand things? You can like them without understanding them -- like 'em better sometimes." 

Dodie Smith 

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From: Pete from seven stars link
Date: 28 Jul 16 - 07:38 AM

Know what you mean about the glasses senoufou...

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From: Senoufou
Date: 28 Jul 16 - 09:04 AM

It's awful isn't it Pete? I hesitate to buy one of those fancy cords to hang my specs round my neck, like Hinge and Bracket. But in spite of having several pairs of the wretched things, not one is to be found when I need it.

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From: Donuel
Date: 28 Jul 16 - 10:06 PM

The Ephebian's mistake was probably denying women the vote and office.




Asking one's self may be the mistake.
Now if you ask the question of a large fresh Amazonian psilocyby cubensis fruit*, after consumption you will be given a most symbolic and remarkable magic answer
within 30 minutes.

The Machu Picchu Treat*

They are magically nutritious...

more than any cubensis species on Earth-guaranteed.
Clergy and scientist approved.

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From: Gurney
Date: 29 Jul 16 - 08:57 PM

Why am I here? What is life all about?


Then I think "It's got bugger-all to do with me!" and go back to sleep.

Paraphrased from the philosophy of Mike Harding.

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From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jul 16 - 09:11 PM

Does Donald Trump's genetic code belong to Haploid group D ?
Will he ban Haploid group X from the USA?

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From: Bill D
Date: 30 Jul 16 - 03:46 PM

Are there too many rhetorical questions?

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From: Joe_F
Date: 30 Jul 16 - 11:07 PM

Why was I born so beautiful?

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From: Senoufou
Date: 31 Jul 16 - 03:46 AM

Why do birds suddenly appear...? The Carpenters)

(I often ask this when I've just put my washing on the line. They nearly always poo on it.)

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Jul 16 - 07:29 AM

What happened to me was I found far, far better things to do with my time.

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From: akenaton
Date: 31 Jul 16 - 08:45 AM

I'm sure you did G......but its great to see that you are well and still around. :0).....and I often asked myself"what would LH have said"
....Back to the rhetorical....."Where do all my posts disappear to?"

Subject: RE: BS: I think to myself....
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Jul 16 - 08:59 AM

what a wonderful world

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From: Ebbie
Date: 31 Jul 16 - 12:31 PM

"I mainly consult myself. Because I have a very good mind." Trump