BS: Future Headlines

Subject: BS: Future Headlines
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Dec 16 - 05:33 PM

Merkle LOSES election

Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Dec 16 - 09:13 PM

S.S. PRIVATIZED

USA DEFAULTS

DOW WAS OVERVALUED

TWEETS OF WAR - Hacker asked, are you Russian? answered Nyet!

LIBERAL MEDIA BANNED - Lies are fundamentally more Patriotic & American

Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: Stu
Date: 20 Dec 16 - 09:20 AM

President Trump establishes paramilitary Patriotic Militia of America

Supreme Leader Trump Declares Transportations of non-whites and homosexuals Legal

Scientists undergo 'rehabilitation' in Trump labour camps

Supreme Leader Trump names Farage as Governor of New Europe.

Farage closes universities and disbands BBC.

Singer shot by firing squad for singing anti-Farage song

Trump admits climate change now unstoppable but most who die won't be white.

Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Dec 16 - 11:49 AM

Trump paramilitary will be called PATRIOTIC MILITIA SOCIETY PMS

Farage opens Bannon University.


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Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Dec 16 - 08:08 AM

Dam Bust in Iraq

Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Dec 16 - 08:12 AM

Congress Blocks President's Programs: Trump Holds Breath Until He Turns Blue

Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: akenaton
Date: 27 Dec 16 - 02:12 PM

"Michelle Obama first female US president"   :0(

Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: Joe Offer
Date: 27 Dec 16 - 02:14 PM

Michelle Obama President? That would be great news!

Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: Thompson
Date: 27 Dec 16 - 02:46 PM

Donuel got in ahead of me there. Also,

North Pole thaws
Sea rises 20 metres
Car makers go into hiding
Northern Hemisphere migrants drown…

Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Dec 16 - 03:27 PM

Thompson I don't know a thing about you but it looks like you are a wise politico.
The sea will proceed 20 meters in reclaiming coastlands in places but next year the sea level rise will be measured in inches at worst unless the 3 melting Antarctic shelves slide into...OMG

Ake you made me laugh heartily. You did a double entendre.

headline:
Trump takes offense at Shakespeare.

Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: Bill D
Date: 27 Dec 16 - 03:33 PM

The failed movie "Sea World" is hailed as prophetic.

Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: akenaton
Date: 27 Dec 16 - 05:16 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: Jack Campin
Date: 27 Dec 16 - 06:18 PM

LAST WOMEN LEAVE USA
Sneak through wall, caught in false moustaches by Mexican border cops

Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 27 Dec 16 - 06:24 PM

Trump Arrested

Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Dec 16 - 06:42 PM

Z virus variant released in shopping Malls.

Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: Mr Red
Date: 28 Dec 16 - 05:20 AM

Farcebook Truth Filter explodes. Many injuries, mostly serious.

Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Dec 16 - 10:41 PM

Putin Defeats Viola

Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 29 Dec 16 - 05:13 AM

Trump declares war on Elton John who refused to sing at his inauguration!!

Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Dec 16 - 04:01 PM

Putin Scoffs,
Trump offered Russia to be our 51st State with 8 Senators.

Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: Jack Campin
Date: 29 Dec 16 - 04:19 PM

DOSVIDANYA USA
ZDRAVSTVUY AUTONOMOUS REPUBLIC OF EAST SAKHALIN

Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: Mr Red
Date: 30 Dec 16 - 03:49 AM

Russia annexes Alaska, claims 2 cents per acre was a steal.

or in Pravda
россия вернуться аляска

Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: akenaton
Date: 30 Dec 16 - 04:45 AM

OBAMA BANS MORE RUSSIAN DIPLOMATS (for subverting the great US democratic process).........Shurley shome mishtake??? Ed.

Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: DMcG
Date: 30 Dec 16 - 07:57 AM

Song from Jesus Christ Superstar - "Could we start again, please?" - declared World wide International Anthem.

Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 30 Dec 16 - 07:59 AM

Screaming Lord Sutch & Carlo Little resurected - reform Savages with Ritchie Blackmore, major world tour announced!!

Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Dec 16 - 09:59 AM

Trump sells Dashas in FL - Florida has Real Estate Boom.

Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Dec 16 - 10:09 AM

USSA Border Dispute with China.

Subject: ice shelf the size of delaware will break off
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Jan 17 - 10:11 AM

Inauguration day iceberg -?
Trump callss 2,000 sq mile berg fake news

Subject: RE: BS: Future Headlines
From: Mr Red
Date: 09 Jan 17 - 05:40 AM

Trump callss 2,000 sq mile berg fake news
Trump talking through his crack - surely not!