BS: Rap is actually a prolific author

Subject: BS: Rap is actually a prolific author
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Mar 17 - 09:33 AM

Starting with his first book 'Secrets of the Dewey Decimal System' there was what seemed to be a twenty year gap until he first posted on Mudcat when he let the cat out of the bag.

However the suspected rumor has come to light that he used a great many nom de plume to write a surprising number of books such as 'Its a Wonderful Knife, 'The 2 gauge Shotgun', Rods of Steel,'The Extension cord Iditarod', 'Its not a lie if you Believe' and many others just now being discovered by the crack investigative staff at Brainfart and Mudcat.

Why did he use so many fake names like Blarty Slotfast, F.D.Ruse or Dildo Baggins Vance? Could it be there was plagiarism from Amos or BWL? No one knows for sure. Perhaps it was humility.

There must be other titles by fake authors that you too suspect were actually written by Rap. Only one man knows for sure and he's not talkin.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap is actually a prolific author
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 17 Mar 17 - 09:56 AM

But can an author be a prolific rapper?

We need to know these things.

:D tG

Subject: RE: BS: Rap is actually a prolific author
From: keberoxu
Date: 17 Mar 17 - 12:03 PM

While the Rap's away, the mice will play!

Or is it, the rats will play....

Subject: RE: BS: Rap is actually a prolific author
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Mar 17 - 01:47 PM

Now that's the cat's out of the bag, I shall begin posting a few of my titles.

Annie of Red Light Gables
Little "House" on the Prairie
612.6 -- Everyone's Favorite DDC Number!

Subject: RE: BS: Rap is actually a prolific author
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Mar 17 - 03:17 PM

Smile Vertically
by Punami Nosehari













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Subject: RE: BS: Rap is actually a prolific author
From: gnu
Date: 17 Mar 17 - 04:22 PM

That's below the belt.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap is actually a prolific author
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 17 Mar 17 - 08:52 PM

"Below the belt", or above the belt,

There was one woman had so many face lifts that she displayed a marvellous "Van Dyke"


I'll get my coat.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap is actually a prolific author
From: JennieG
Date: 18 Mar 17 - 03:57 AM

That number was a favourite with teenage boys at every school where I worked.

Subject: RE: BS: Rapper "E" is actually a prolific author
From: Severn
Date: 18 Mar 17 - 06:51 AM

As for making a good rapper, he's plain enough, but is he brown enough? And he better not let anyone notice that the Italian Ice he's eating is vanilla flavored......

Subject: RE: BS: Rap is actually a prolific author
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Mar 17 - 03:25 PM

I always liked the 900's, 912 and 920 in particular.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap is actually a prolific author
From: EBarnacle
Date: 18 Mar 17 - 03:58 PM

That was Zsa Zsa, who was warned that one more face lift would give her a Van Dyke. It said so in Playboy's Party Jokes.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap is actually a prolific author
From: JennieG
Date: 19 Mar 17 - 01:45 AM

I'm quite partial to 746.44, myself. And 994.