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DTStudy: The Devil Made Texas / Hell in Texas DigiTrad: HELL IN ARIZONA HELL IN TEXAS |
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Subject: Lyr Add: The Devil Made Texas From: Joe Offer Date: 10 May 17 - 02:00 PM This is an edited DTStudy thread, and all messages posted here are subject to editing and deletion. This thread is intended to serve as a forum for corrections and annotations for the Digital Tradition song named in the title of this thread. Search for other DTStudy threadsI came across a YouTube recording of this song by Ed Miller: At first, I couldn't find lyrics at Mudcat, but then I discovered that Steve Winick had posted them as "Hell In Texas"
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The Jam song that was mentioned is actually "Private Hell," though the way they sang it, it could easily be mistaken for "life in Hell." And an interesting post from Nerd: Thread #52845 Message #811215 Posted By: Nerd 25-Oct-02 - 01:38 PM Thread Name: Looking for Irish in Tex/Mex Music/Lore Subject: RE: Looking for Irish in Tex/Mex Music/Lore
Amos, The Robokopp Website has nearly identical lyrics:Robokopp calls traditional, but I doublt that. Anybody have source information? -Joe- |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Devil Made Texas / Hell in Texas From: Joe Offer Date: 10 May 17 - 02:11 PM Damn. The Traditional Ballad Index says the lyrics are in the Digital Tradition already. Wonder how I missed that. Here's the Ballad Index entry: Hell in TexasDESCRIPTION: The Devil, bored with Hell, decides it's time to expand the franchise. The sandiest place available is Texas; the Devil acquires a lease from God after negotiating the water rights. The Devil adds tarantulas, cacti, etc. and opens for businessAUTHOR: unknown EARLIEST DATE: 1910 KEYWORDS: Devil humorous Hell FOUND IN: US(So,SW) REFERENCES (8 citations): Randolph 196, "Hell and Texas" (1 text, 1 tune) HIgh, pp. 41-42, "Hell & Texas Song" (1 text) Lomax-ABFS, pp. 397-399, "Hell in Texas" (1 text, 1 tune) Fife-Cowboy/West 27, "Hell in Texas" (3 texts -- one each for Texas, Arizona (this one properly filing with "Arizona") and Alaska, 1 tune) Cohen-AFS2, pp. 523-524, "Hell in Texas" (1 text) Cohen-AFS2, pp. 681-683, "Alaska, or Hell of the Yukon" (1 text, the Fife's Alaska version) DT, HELLTEXS* ADDITIONAL: Hal Cannon, editor, _Cowboy Poetry: A Gathering_, Giles M. Smith, 1985, pp. 55-56, "Hell in Texas" (1 text) Roud #5104 CROSS-REFERENCES: cf. "Arizona" (theme) NOTES: This song and "Arizona" clearly are related; one probably suggested and influenced the other. But there is no way to clearly demonstrate which came earlier, so I list them separately. - RBW Last updated in version 3.3 File: R196 Go to the Ballad Search form Go to the Ballad Index Instructions The Ballad Index Copyright 2016 by Robert B. Waltz and David G. Engle. Here are the DT lyrics, taken from Lomax, American Ballads and Folk Songs. Also in the DT from Lomax is "Hell in Arizona," which is very similar. The lyrics to "Texas" are almost identical in Ozark Folksongs Volume 2, #196, by Vance Randolph. Randolph reports that Lomax says that the proprietor of the Buckhorn Saloon in San Antonio gave him a printed broadside of "Hell in Texas" in 1909. The proprietor claimed to have given away 100,000 copies of the broadside. HELL IN TEXAS Oh, the Devil in hell they say he was chained, And there for a thousand years he remained; He neither complained nor did he groan, But decided he'd start up a hell of his own, Where he could torment the souls of men Without being shut in a prison pen; So he asked the Lord if He had any sand Left over from making this great land. The Lord He said, "Yes, I have plenty on hand, But it's away down south on the Rio Grande, And, to tell you the truth, the stuff is so poor I doubt if 'twill do for hell any more." The Devil went down and looked over the truck, And he said if it came as a gift he was stuck, For when he'd examined it carefully and well He decided the place was too dry for a hell. But the Lord just to get the stuff off His hands He promised the Devil He'd water the land, For he had some old water that was of no use, A regular bog hole that stunk like the deuce. So the grant it was made and the deed it was given; The Lord He returned to His place up in heaven. The Devil soon saw he had everything needed To make up a hell and so he proceeded. He scattered tarantulas over the roads, Put thorns on the cactus and horns on the toads, He sprinkled the sands with millions of ants So the man that sits down must wear soles on his pants. He lengthened the horns of the Texas steer, And added an inch to the jack rabbit's ear; He put water puppies in all of the lakes, And under the rocks he put rattlesnakes. He hung thorns and brambles on all of the trees, He mixed up the dust with jiggers and fleas; The rattlesnake bites you, the scorpion stings, The mosquito delights you by buzzing his wings. The heat in the summer's a hundred and ten, Too hot for the Devil and too hot for men; And all who remained in that climate soon bore Cuts, bites, stings, and scratches, and blisters galore. He quickened the buck of the bronco steed, And poisoned the feet of the centipede; The wild boar roams in the black chaparral It's a hell of a place that we've got for a hell. He planted red pepper beside of the brooks; The Mexicans use them in all that they cook. Just dine with a Greaser and then you will shout, "I've hell on the inside as well as the out! " from American Ballads and Folk Songs, Lomax @cowboy @devil filename[ HELLTXAS TUNE FILE: HELLTXAS CLICK TO PLAY RG
Postcard with lyrics to "Hell in Texas" (click)Large Collection of "Hell in Texas" postcards (click)Brown University Library (another version) |
Subject: ADD: Texas a Paradise From: Joe Offer Date: 11 May 17 - 04:43 AM From The Conductor and Brakeman, Volume 20 (page 516) TEXAS A PARADISE [By the author of "Hell in Texas," two years later after the drouth was broken.] The Lord said He wished to show To His erring children here below That he had plenty in His store For those who knocked at Heaven's door And hence would give to some bright land Samples of blessings from His right hand And if you think there's cause to doubt it Just listen to how God reasoned about it These gifts I can't give to the states in the East The weather's too damp for both man and beast And the Northern states I consider together I made a mistake when I made up their weather For in blizzards and cyclones tornadoes and cold No one can enjoy good gifts I am told 'Tis too cold, hence westward I will go To the land where the fig and orange trees grow For here it is true is a beautiful land But there is the fogs and the dust and the sand And those who enjoy these gifts as they must Can't do it in the sand and the fogs and the dust At last reaching Texas, a state of some size He decided to give her His capital prize And opening wide His bountiful hand He dispensed His blessings all over the land And hence we enjoy as these blessings of ours Ten months in the year of the most beautiful flowers And nights most delightful fanned by the breeze That comes sweeping across her from over the seas And Italy's skies with our own won't compare Nor there land more fertile nor ladies more fair And the grasses that grow on these ranges of ours Are kept beautifully green by the sweet summer showers And as we know, to enjoy our wealth We must first secure the blessings of health That health you can have if you come here in time And enjoy the rich blessings of this sunny clime And now to our friends in the East, North, and West We want you to come here and with us be blest For God never intended that we all alone Should enjoy all these blessings that He has bestown. |
Subject: RE: DTStudy: The Devil Made Texas / Hell in Texas From: Lighter Date: 04 Jul 21 - 07:20 AM The Fullerton [Nebraska] Post (Jan. 30, 1899), p. 1. (I've regularized the punctuation and corrected one or two typos): HELL IN TEXAS The Devil in Hell, we're told was chained, And a thousand years he here remained; He neither complained nor did he groan, But resolved to start a hell of his own. Where he could torment the souls of men Without being chained in a prison pen; So he asked the Lord if he had on hand, Anything left when he made this land. The Lord said yes, he had plenty on hand, But left it down by the Rio Grande. The fact is, old boy, the stuff is so poor I don't think you can use it in hell any more. But the Devil went down to look to the truck, But said if he took it as a gift he was stuck, For after examining it carefully and well He concluded the place too dry for a hell. So in order to get it off from his hand, The Lord promised the Devil he would water the land, For he had plenty of water - or rather, some dregs, A regular cathartic that smelled like bad eggs. Hence the trade was closed and the deed as given The Lord went back to his home in heaven. The Devil said to himself he had all that was needed To make a good hell, so he succeeded. He began by putting thorns all over the trees, He mixed up the sand with millions of fleas. He scattered tarantulas over the roads, Put thorns on the cactus and horns on the toads. He lengthened the horns of the Texas steer, And put an addition on the rabbit's ears [sic]. He put a little devil in the broncho steed, And poisoned the feet of the centipede. The rattlesnake bites you, the scorpion stings, The mosquito delights you with his buzzing wings. The sand burr prevails, so do the ants, And those who sit down need half-soles on their pants. The Devil then said that through the land He'd arrange to keep the Devil's [sic] own brand, And all should be mavericks unless they bore Marks and scratches, and bites and thorns by the score. The heat in the summer is one hundred and ten, Too hot for the devil, and too hot for men; The wild boar roams through the black chapparell 'Tis a hell of a place he has for a hell. --ONE WHO HAS BEEN THERE. |
Subject: RE: DTStudy: The Devil Made Texas / Hell in Texas From: Lighter Date: 04 Jul 21 - 08:05 AM The 1899 text appeared four years earlier in the Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers Journal (Nov., 1895), p. 959, sent in August from San Antonio, as copied from the San Antonio Daily Express. It was followed by "Texas a Paradise," credited to the same anonymous author. Phoenix Weekly Herald (Apr. 27, 1899), p. 3: "TEXAS PICNIC - LONE STAR STATE CITIZENS CELEBRATE SAN JACINTO DAY "...Fred White recited two poems, one on 'Hell in Texas,' the other, 'Texas a Paradise.' Both were written by W. E. Cook a well-known cattleman of Texas." |
Subject: RE: DTStudy: The Devil Made Texas / Hell in Texas From: Stilly River Sage Date: 04 Jul 21 - 11:07 AM The General Philip Sheridan connection: Explanation of famous quote about renting out Texas and living in hell In 1866 Sheridan said, 'If I owned Texas and all Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell.' More about the General |
Subject: RE: DTStudy: The Devil Made Texas / Hell in Texas From: Lighter Date: 04 Jul 21 - 11:57 AM The Light(San Antonio, Tex.) (Oct. 25, 1938), p. B-1: "Remember the little poem about 'Hell in Texas.' We said it had been knocking around the state for many years, but we didn't say how many. Subsequent research has revealed everything but the name of the author of this little effort, which has been reprinted thousands of times. During the World War tens of thousands of copies were sold by the Buckhorn Curio store people to soldiers, who sent them to their respective homes. "'Hell in Texas' was written in 1887. Old-timers will tell you that was the year of one of the worst droughts in the history of the state. A farmer living near Pearsall, in Frio county, had taken about all he could stand off of Texas, and he sat down and got it off hus chest in 'Hell in Texas.' Two years later, in the spring of 1889, the drought was broken and the country was covered with grass and flowers. Meanwhile, 'Hell in Texas' had been given some circulation, and the author, feeing a little repentant, sat down and wrote the companion poem, 'Texas, a Paradise.' Both poems were given to the late Albert Friedrich, founder of the Buckhorn, and hundreds of thousands of copies have been printed since. "For some reason, 'Hell in Texas' is by far the more popular." On March 10, 1888, The Daily Light published (p.4) "Texas a Paradise," "Written by the author of Hell in Texas." That suggests that "Hell" was already familiar to San Antonio readers, making an 1887 dtate for it quite likely. |
Subject: RE: DTStudy: The Devil Made Texas / Hell in Texas From: leeneia Date: 04 Jul 21 - 01:37 PM Texas isn't just big, it offers a lot of variety. My sister just came back from a ride through East Texas and was amazed to discover that it's covered with forest. Verse 3 above has this: So the grant it was made and the deed it was given; The Lord He returned to His place up in heaven. I've heard two variants on that: The Lord he returned to his SPREAD up in heaven; and The Lord he returned to his GOLF up in heaven. The golf reference might not be well received today. Ahem. |
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