BS: Weapons of mass weed destruction

Subject: RE: BS: Weapons of mass weed destruction
From: Helen
Date: 02 Jul 17 - 03:28 PM

You bought your wife a flamethrower, Dave?

My prediction is that one day you will wonder WTF you were thinking as she points it at you and tells you for the third and last time to take out the garbage. LOL

I suspect - or at least hope - that those things would be banned in Oz due to the danger of starting bushfires.

Helen

Subject: RE: BS: Weapons of mass weed destruction
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 02 Jul 17 - 03:04 PM

The world record holders for mass destruction of vegetation, and people, weren't those you mention, who were amateurs in that particularly activity, but the USAF with Agent Orange.

Make sure you read the small print on anything you deploy...

Subject: BS: Weapons of mass weed destruction
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 02 Jul 17 - 02:49 PM

Mrs G has always done the weeding in our garden so to give her poor back a rest I bought her a long stemmed weed burning thingumy with a butane cartridge.

Well, I was out mowing the dandelion patch while Mrs G was going round the borders with her new toy. I am worried. I kept getting images of the Waffen SS or the Khymer Rougue. I think I have unleashed a monster.

:D tG