BS: Irma l'douce

Subject: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Sep 17 - 08:23 AM

Hurricane Irma cat 3 is full of eau douce and may bring folie a douce to the US.

With the current uncertainty it could go from the Gulf to Wash DC.

Most sweetly it could go out to sea without landfall.

This time the jet stream is on our side and has true steering power.

Before next week we will know.

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: keberoxu
Date: 03 Sep 17 - 01:40 PM

Shirley MacLaine . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Sep 17 - 02:26 PM

Tess

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: michaelr
Date: 03 Sep 17 - 04:20 PM

With any luck, it will blow away both the White House and the Capitol.

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: EBarnacle
Date: 03 Sep 17 - 07:12 PM

Won't help POSUS will be on vacation.

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Mr Red
Date: 04 Sep 17 - 03:13 AM

The answer is a Lemon. - Jack!

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Sep 17 - 09:13 AM

Its worse than that JIM. he's dead.

Karma is being put to an ultimate test.

The odds of Irma making a direct hit on Mar a Lago is 10,000 to one.
If Karma is influenced by like minded people favoring a hit on Trump then the odds should diminish to 1 in 100. The results are being challenged by an admission that Russia indeed has weather modification technology so the karma experiment is being dismissed as pure Daiquiri Quackery.

The Russian connection and hurricane interference will be investigated by Gov. Scott and his red ribbon panel of Pastors. :^?

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Sep 17 - 10:03 PM

At 185 mph sustained winds Irma is the highest wind recorded storm in history. Video of the storm on land was like nothing I have ever seen.
Nothing to see here folks, move along.

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Sep 17 - 06:42 AM

While waiting for Irma to totally devastate Florida and the Trump pink white house in Mara Lago I'll leave you with some cartoons:

titled "Statue Worship"
A long receiving line composed of statues of the Confederacy and famous racists all waiting to shake hands with a statue of Trump.


titled "I have a great heart"
Trump as an Aztec King atop a pyramid with a DACA victim tied to a sacrificing alter while the high priest Jeff Sessions holds a large knife. (above a solar eclipse begins}

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Sep 17 - 07:04 AM

titled; The one cheek sneak 18 inch cheap airline seat

image-The narrowest airline seat ever, with 24 inch leg room

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Sep 17 - 08:45 AM

titled: The art of the deal

image: Huge conference table with 7 seated Donald Trumps, 5 Kushners and one Ivanka.
(General Kelly is guarding the door with McConnell, Ryan and Tillerman outside)

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Jack Campin
Date: 06 Sep 17 - 09:10 AM

Looks like one of Trump's palaces has already bought it:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/hurricane-irma-donald-trump-mansion-st-martin-caribbean-island-category-5-damage-a7931796.html

Footage from St Maarten looks pretty bad.

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Sep 17 - 10:01 AM

From what I saw, trees are being snapped off at the base, no bending in the wind, just snap whoosh gone.

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Sep 17 - 10:34 AM

Trump watched TV and saw Irma travel in a straight line for 2,000 miles but the moment it reaches Cuba the storm is pushed right into Mar aLago at a 50 degree right hand turn. -Trump felt a slow burn-

THIS MEANS WAR!!! Give me the head of Castro.

Yes sir, the Congressman or the President?

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Sep 17 - 10:46 AM

Irma has wind speeds equivalent to an F3 tornado which is enough to sweep cars and pick up trucks away. Still they are safer than trailer homes.

Hey Donald, you will finally learn what a storm surge is. Your resort will be under 16 feet of water

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Jack Campin
Date: 06 Sep 17 - 10:55 AM

And for a look at what Trump's St Martin palace looked like until a few hours ago...

Sothebys listing

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Sep 17 - 11:08 AM

woof

If you know anything about hurricanes, notice how the well defined eye has not blinked once. This storm is fueled by 90 degree water.
My brother lives in the highland jungle of PR in a poured concrete roof design of his own. 5 hurricanes without a breach, but this one is in question.

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Sep 17 - 11:29 AM

I saw what hurricane Andrew did to FL. What you are about to see will shock the most unflappable of you out there. This time around the sea is higher and will be able to do in hours what Harvey did in days but 'EXPLOSIVELY'

And yes there are THREE Nuke Plants in the path of Irma in Florida alone. I fully expect one will definitely fail containment.

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Sep 17 - 11:35 AM

What? No more original cartoon requests? I still have the ones I did about Hurricane Andrew. This one will be the big show so stock up on popcorn and s'mores.

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: gillymor
Date: 06 Sep 17 - 11:52 AM

Here's a request, Don;

Calm The Fuck Down!

You're not helping.

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Sep 17 - 12:20 PM

OK, Alex Jones says this is all fake news climate change antifa conspiracy lies. Is that fair and balanced enough?

If anyone has folks in Miami or Boca it is wise for them to take a bus north or even just Mississippi.

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Sep 17 - 02:26 PM

Good news, by the time Irma hits FL the top wind speeds of 225 will drop `~ 70 mph or more.

jargon; a 'loss of containment' is like a leak but nothing near a meltdown. "You're not helping" - something I've heard my wife say to me. F3 is a tornado measurement not a hurricane measurement which is done by categories. Cat 5 is 500 times more damaging than a cat 1. Cat 4 is 250 times more damaging than cat 1.

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Mrrzy
Date: 06 Sep 17 - 03:18 PM

This hurricane is registering as an earthquake on seismometers...

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Sep 17 - 08:22 AM

Hey Amos you're in for a bit of a Nor-easter blow.
The wind she blows I'mIrma
This is your official east coast welcome.

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Jack Campin
Date: 07 Sep 17 - 08:41 AM

OK for some...

Let them live in wine cellars

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Sep 17 - 09:53 AM

Jack I know Branson was born with a silver spoon but he is severely dyslexic so I am somewhat sympathetic to his wealthy rags to tycoon story. I know the snags he overcame in things you would not suspect.
He played life like poker and won. He does seem lacking in empathy, like most people. (?)

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: keberoxu
Date: 07 Sep 17 - 12:09 PM

Years ago I observed Katrina from afar. She also had a very well-defined eye, one that haunts me in recollection.

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Sep 17 - 01:00 PM

Fake Facebook news indicating another Houston landfall and other false reports and hurricane forecasts are CRIMINAL

It goes beyond internet trolls it destabilizes the US as a whole and murders followers by lies. Some may be Americans, some may be Russian but it amounts to war with casualties.

It has been proven Facebook took 100K from Russians to post fake election stories.

Much of America going haywire has been done by conspirators using Facebook.

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Sep 17 - 01:19 PM

I highly respect gillymore and hope we may learn first hand more about the Texas region affected by the biblical flood.

As for Florida is there such a thing as a biblical wind?

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Sep 17 - 06:02 AM

Hurricanes to our left, right and center, now an 8.1 earthquake below us in Mexico
while LA and Portland are on fire. What most people did not realize is that June July Aug and September all had near Earth asteroids narrowly miss Earth so we should count our blessings.

We are blessed that Trump cut the funding to FEMA, NOAA and EPA as soon as he could.

The government hating freedom caucus in Congress is burning mad that they did not get a chance to shut the evil swampy government down.
This is a famous Republican extortion scheme to get there way and have succeeded while the Democrats have threatened but never have shut it down.

The government is busy saving people. Saving people, who knew?

One promise is being kept on top of deportations. America is draining lots of swamps.

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Jack Campin
Date: 08 Sep 17 - 06:24 AM

You forgot the X-class solar flare that's hitting right now.

https://www.engadget.com/2017/09/07/a-huge-solar-flare-temporarily-knocked-out-gps-communications/

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 08 Sep 17 - 07:01 AM

"earthquake below us in Mexico"
And a Tsunami wave waiting to land apparently
Jim Carroll

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Sep 17 - 08:52 AM

Jack is that why my GPS told me to turn right inside a church?

Its worse than that Jim its potentially ahead of the storm surge

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Sep 17 - 09:24 AM

Irma has confirmed a karma of a pharma phenomenal terror
wiping all the opioid pill mills from the face of Terra.

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Sep 17 - 12:28 PM

Will Coral Gables survive? A monument of love by one man.

Will the Miami airport really throw everyone out into the storm and confiscate bags that passengers could see on the carousel with all their medicines until after the storm because of some rule.
Cars have overcrowded the parking garage so no one can get in or out.

Florida is known for being such a sensible state so I am sure it will all get sorted.

This storm is becoming outright inconvenient. Truthfully!

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Sep 17 - 02:25 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel - PM
Date: 06 Sep 17 - 12:20 PM

...

If anyone has folks in Miami or Boca it is wise for them to take a bus north or even just Mississippi.

(note that the day this was posted was 2 or more days before forecasts placed Miami in harm's way)

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Sep 17 - 05:22 PM

Whew the wind has died down to max. 190 mph.
You see speeds like 190 mph on the autobahn, but not in the rain.

If HAARP conspiracists are right Irma should turn sweet any minute now.

Neptune says to his daughter Irma, "Here is your turn... Irma, turn right here!" "Dad, stop being so bossy" Neptune grabs the wheel. "Daad, stop it!" "Listen to me young lady...

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Sep 17 - 07:28 PM

Hurricane Bob was a Boston bust
With good luck, Charley was a gust
Irene really screamed
much louder than Jeanne
But Katrina killed thousands
and Andrew made homes ground sand
Now we have Irma
that's like Hugo + Ike + Agnes + Galveston and Donna.

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Sep 17 - 09:10 PM

The area of Florida would be a bit over TWO IRELANDS
Ireland-32,599 sq. miles
Florida-65,755 sq. miles

If half of FL suffers damage that's an entire Ireland.

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 09 Sep 17 - 07:19 PM

Best overheard comment:

"The Americans don't understand the alphabet. How can they have Hosay after Irma?"

I couldn't control myself in time to point out their mistake!

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Sep 17 - 07:44 PM

Nigel, That is deserving of an honorable mention in the Gilbert Gottfried "too soon" Awards.

Irma would have disappointed George Carlin in that the promise of total devastation is a bust. Irma has retreated west from a worst case scenario. This a Trump Hurricane that protected the 1% east coast and has gone after the middle class west coast of Florida.

Subject: RE: BS: Irma l'douce
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Sep 17 - 07:03 AM

Quote : Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.
Mike Tyson

May Florida have a day of jabs without any uppercuts.