BS: Entitled to compensation?

Subject: BS: Entitled to compensation?
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 04 Mar 18 - 09:45 AM

Have you been hit by a rhythm stick? You could be entitled to compensation for Ian Dury!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Entitled to compensation?
From: Raggytash
Date: 04 Mar 18 - 10:07 AM

Why would anyone want compensation FOR Ian Drury

Subject: RE: BS: Entitled to compensation?
From: Senoufou
Date: 04 Mar 18 - 10:18 AM

Well, "...It's nice to be a lunatic..."

Subject: RE: BS: Entitled to compensation?
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 04 Mar 18 - 10:30 AM

Think about it.

Subject: RE: BS: Entitled to compensation?
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 04 Mar 18 - 10:57 AM

tories are more into S&M....

they'd pay you to be hit with it...!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Entitled to compensation?
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 04 Mar 18 - 12:23 PM

let me explain for those still asleep - injury.........Ian Dury!!!!!

Nothing more than word play

like - How odd of God to choose the Jews!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Entitled to compensation?
From: Raggytash
Date: 04 Mar 18 - 12:58 PM

??????????????????

Subject: RE: BS: Entitled to compensation?
From: Kenny B (inactive)
Date: 04 Mar 18 - 01:04 PM

B3l
Didn't god not choose sandals and no socks ? .... Shed in Shon Connery Voice

Subject: RE: BS: Entitled to compensation?
From: robomatic
Date: 04 Mar 18 - 02:24 PM

B3L:

Ever heard of: "Quit while you're ahead"?
. . .

Too late!

Subject: RE: BS: Entitled to compensation?
From: Jackaroodave
Date: 04 Mar 18 - 03:35 PM

William Norman Ewer . . . . anti-semite and spy for Stalin. You sure know how to pick your sources, Bonz.

Subject: RE: BS: Entitled to compensation?
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 04 Mar 18 - 05:58 PM

Really, never looked it up. It was told to me by a Jewish bookkeeper at the Bevis Marks Synagogue in London in the late 60s. He thought it was funny, I thought it was funny and still do think it's funny!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Entitled to compensation?
From: Jackaroodave
Date: 04 Mar 18 - 07:47 PM

Bonzo: "Really, never looked it up. It was told to me by a Jewish bookkeeper at the Bevis Marks Synagogue in London in the late 60s. He thought it was funny, I thought it was funny and still do think it's funny!!!"

[Sigh] Bonzo, there's all the difference in the world between self-depreciating humor that may actually be ironically intended, and other-depreciating humor intended to belittle.

Sure, you could be relating the joke in sympathy with Jews who have made it their own, but frankly, your own record for humor has not earned you the benefit of that doubt.

Subject: RE: BS: Entitled to compensation?
From: Mr Red
Date: 05 Mar 18 - 03:10 AM

I got it straight off.

I should have said it hit me ....................

Subject: RE: BS: Entitled to compensation?
From: BobL
Date: 05 Mar 18 - 03:12 AM

How odd
Of God
To choose
The Jews


But still more odd
Of men to choose
A Jewish God
And scorn the Jews

Subject: RE: BS: Entitled to compensation?
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 05 Mar 18 - 05:07 AM

Let's be absolutely clear about this........!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Entitled to compensation?
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 05 Mar 18 - 05:15 AM

And most crucially.........

Subject: RE: BS: Entitled to compensation?
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 05 Mar 18 - 08:54 AM

This thread seems to be poised precariously between two alternative dimensions of reality...???

Ian Jewry...?????

Juke Box Jewry...?????


[it's ok I'm part jew - Jewish grandad...]



I saw Ian Dury a few times in concert back in the late 70s...

.. and nearly a decade later - he was loitering outside the Bristol Colston Hall,
possibly snreaking a crafty smoke inbetween shooting his scenes for a movie "Hearts of Fire (1987)" starring Bob Dylan....

Subject: RE: BS: Entitled to compensation?
From: Mrrzy
Date: 05 Mar 18 - 09:14 AM

Wasn't it by request?