BS: can farts spread coronavirus?

Subject: BS: can farts spread coronavirus?
From: Mr Red
Date: 09 May 20 - 10:41 AM

Stephen Colbert on the late show riffing on the speculation from an Australian doctor on Oz TV.

I won't spoil the jokes but they are peachy (in a manner of speaking).
And given that one of the symptoms is ............. well you get the message.

Subject: RE: BS: can farts spread coronavirus?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 09 May 20 - 11:11 AM

Nah. Unless you want to be arrested, your arse is covered by a permanent mask. Two unless you happen to be going commando or are going for a swim. Now women with frocks instead of trousers...

Subject: RE: BS: can farts spread coronavirus?
From: EBarnacle
Date: 09 May 20 - 11:21 AM

Actually, this is a real issue. One of the subjects covered in a water treatment site I follow is eliminating coronavirus from sewage. They recommend a combination of ozone and UV-C.

Subject: RE: BS: can farts spread coronavirus?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 09 May 20 - 11:22 AM

Yes but how do you separate poo from farts in sewage so that you'd know?

Subject: RE: BS: can farts spread coronavirus?
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 09 May 20 - 11:33 AM

Time for The wearing of kilts to be banned..

..unless worn over several layers of day-glo high-viz tights...

Subject: RE: BS: can farts spread coronavirus?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 09 May 20 - 12:04 PM

Yeah, bloody kilt wearers spreading lurgies after excess haggis-eating...I could almost turn racist...

Subject: RE: BS: can farts spread coronavirus?
From: Donuel
Date: 09 May 20 - 01:27 PM

E Barnacle you are correct sir.

Steve you are funny lately. Perhaps you are in your element ;^/

Infra red cameras can capture flatulence up to 6 feet but mass spectometers can trace up to 12 feet. The research project spent a few million more on polarized laser electron microscopes but for 20 foot detection, test subject noses were subjected to the most silent and deadly.
They knew all along that sulpheric gastric acids kill Covid 19 but they had to spend the $ to keep the $.

'Corona Spread' sounds like an unfortunate product name like 'Zika' coconut drink.

Subject: RE: BS: can farts spread coronavirus?
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 09 May 20 - 07:39 PM

Hopefully underwear will be adequate PPE, not sure about the answer when it comes to naturist camps.

Subject: RE: BS: can farts spread coronavirus?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 09 May 20 - 07:43 PM

Dunno what happened there! Trouble with naturist camps is that these back-to-nature types are probably all vegans...bean eaters...know where I'm going to with this...?

Subject: RE: BS: can farts spread coronavirus?
From: Manitas_at_home
Date: 10 May 20 - 01:44 AM

" gastric acids kill Covid 19"

So my acid reflux is doing me good for once?

Subject: RE: BS: can farts spread coronavirus?
From: Mrrzy
Date: 10 May 20 - 09:49 AM

Hey us nekkidy folks like bbq

Subject: RE: BS: can farts spread coronavirus?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 May 20 - 09:55 AM

Old Farts can catch Covid 19. That's why this old fart is staying home.

Subject: RE: BS: can farts spread coronavirus?
From: Mr Red
Date: 11 May 20 - 06:12 AM

Old Farts can catch Covid 19.

LOL