Thread for Carpenters

Subject: Thread for Carpenters
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 09 Nov 21 - 03:31 PM

I was in a night class for Carpenters. The teacher laughed at our poor efforts but I told him, We've only just begun

Subject: RE: Thread for Carpenters
From: GUEST,keberoxu
Date: 09 Nov 21 - 05:40 PM

They were very good indeed to Leon Russell and his songwriting.

Subject: RE: Thread for Carpenters
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 09 Nov 21 - 07:30 PM

Better off going to the chippy...

Subject: RE: Thread for Carpenters
From: Mr Red
Date: 10 Nov 21 - 03:56 AM

What joint are you on DtG?

Subject: RE: Thread for Carpenters
From: Doug Chadwick
Date: 10 Nov 21 - 04:46 AM

It's plane to see. I saw it.

DC

Subject: RE: Thread for Carpenters
From: DaveRo
Date: 10 Nov 21 - 05:06 AM

Do carpenters use thread? To make castanets, perhaps?

Something to do on Rainy Days...

Subject: RE: Thread for Carpenters
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 10 Nov 21 - 10:35 AM

Only on Mondays

Subject: RE: Thread for Carpenters
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Nov 21 - 10:41 AM

There was a kind of a hush when I read this thread title. . .

Subject: RE: Thread for Carpenters
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 10 Nov 21 - 03:10 PM

I hope you are not being a Karen, SRS

Subject: RE: Thread for Carpenters
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Nov 21 - 03:35 PM

I hate to comingle the images of Ms. Carpenter and Ms. Entitlement.

Back to the thread.

Subject: RE: Thread for Carpenters
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 10 Nov 21 - 03:47 PM

Maybe if we got close to you?

Subject: RE: Thread for Carpenters
From: keberoxu
Date: 10 Nov 21 - 06:50 PM

Silliness is a welcome relief from the other stuff.

Subject: RE: Thread for Carpenters
From: Mr Red
Date: 11 Nov 21 - 02:58 AM

I don't remember that song....................

Subject: RE: Thread for Carpenters
From: Mr Red
Date: 11 Nov 21 - 03:02 AM

We shouldn't clamp down on it - which dovetails nicely .............


OK I'm leaving - for the bandage cabinet.

Subject: RE: Thread for Carpenters
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Nov 21 - 10:46 AM

I saw what you all were doing, and you needn't hammer the thing home. I'll nail it to the wall for you.

Subject: RE: Thread for Carpenters
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 13 Nov 21 - 03:15 PM

Well shiver me timbers...

Subject: RE: Thread for Carpenters
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 13 Nov 21 - 03:18 PM

You dovetailed that one in nicely

Subject: RE: Thread for Carpenters
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 13 Nov 21 - 03:42 PM

I like to think I'm a tongue-in-groove man...Know what I'm sayin', Dave... ;-)

I'll get me coat...top coat...Cuprinol...what it sez on the tin, etc...tin overcoat...

(Jeez, Steve, have another vat of Morrisons' Negroamaro...)

Subject: RE: Thread for Carpenters
From: keberoxu
Date: 16 Nov 21 - 11:47 AM

John Lennon allowed, in one of his last interviews,
that "I Am The Walrus" was inspired in part by the
Lewis Carroll verse, the Walrus and the Carpenter.

Subject: RE: Thread for Carpenters
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 16 Nov 21 - 02:49 PM

He also said the name "Beatles" came from a man on top of a flaming pie. Or was it on top of the world?

Subject: RE: Thread for Carpenters
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 16 Nov 21 - 02:50 PM

A very unpleasant song in m'humble.

Subject: RE: Thread for Carpenters
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 16 Nov 21 - 04:49 PM

What? I am the world or top of the walrus?

Subject: RE: Thread for Carpenters
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 16 Nov 21 - 05:41 PM

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye, Dave. Almost as bad a Lennon's Run For Your Life. At least he apologised for that...