this never happened [Dick Miles/Willy of Winsbury]

Subject: this never happened
From: The Sandman
Date: 09 Dec 21 - 02:44 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE4J5P8g-fw
I was attending a business meeting
the cheese and wine? the audience were not cheesed off, and they were not wining and dining.
I would like to celebrate the fact that over the last 46 years i never sang a song or played a musical instrument.Neither did i run a folk festival for 8 years. I never ran two folk clubs.Neither did I play in the New Mexborough Concertina Quartet.
neither did i write any concertina tutors

Subject: RE: this never happened
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 09 Dec 21 - 04:45 AM

I never wrote 32 piano sonatas, sixteen string quartets, five piano concertos and nine symphonies. They were all written by Steve Shaw at business meetings in a huge room, full of people wearing party hats who were blowing those retractable whistles (which is why there's a bum note in Op 59 no 2), a room bigger than Wembley Stadium, at which he saw wine and cheese but never touched a drop or scrap. Hardly.

In his dreams.

And I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Well, not that one anyway (er, which one did you mean, by the way...?)

Sincerely yours

Ludwig

Ps. When the Cabinet Secretary carried out his investigation, all he could find in the cabinet was a half-empty bottle of sweet sherry (all sticky and covered in cat hairs) that had been there for eight years. Larry the Downing Street cat has tearfully offered his resignation.

Subject: RE: this never happened
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Dec 21 - 05:00 AM

Below the line please.

Subject: RE: this never happened
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 09 Dec 21 - 06:13 AM

Yeah, don't forget the BS tag, Dick!

Subject: RE: this never happened
From: The Sandman
Date: 09 Dec 21 - 07:04 AM

it is a music clip.

Subject: RE: this never happened [Dick Miles/Willy of Winsbury]
From: Jeri
Date: 09 Dec 21 - 09:01 AM

I added a clue to what the link was to. (Shortened to fit.)

Subject: RE: this never happened [Dick Miles/Willy of Winsbury]
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Dec 21 - 09:10 AM

Political post. Ignore the sophistry.

Subject: RE: this never happened [Dick Miles/Willy of Winsbury]
From: The Sandman
Date: 09 Dec 21 - 12:24 PM

Thankyou Jeri.Happy Christmas,John Mackenzie

Subject: RE: this never happened [Dick Miles/Willy of Winsbury]
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 09 Dec 21 - 08:37 PM

As the most excellent, Devine Creator of the split kingdoms ...

I declare the thread should reside in the upper domains.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle
Any good soldier that has laid miles of dick through swanky bird's eye deserves respect.

Subject: RE: this never happened [Dick Miles/Willy of Winsbury]
From: keberoxu
Date: 09 Dec 21 - 08:39 PM

The Gargoyle Has Spoken.

Subject: RE: this never happened [Dick Miles/Willy of Winsbury]
From: Jeri
Date: 09 Dec 21 - 08:47 PM

I'm rather impressed that he, unlike all the complainers, must have actually figured out what Dick's post was about. (It wasn't easy.)

Subject: RE: this never happened [Dick Miles/Willy of Winsbury]
From: Jeri
Date: 10 Dec 21 - 10:10 AM

So Dick said this (I removed the "having a go at someone whose post was deleted" stuff:

"it is a music clip, it was a joking way to publicise some music.
using irony to introduce a clip of a song
the post is about the song "willy of the winesbury.""

And if anyone is too stupid, or uninterested, to check out his link, you probably shouldn't be posting to reply to it.

Subject: RE: this never happened [Dick Miles/Willy of Winsbury]
From: The Sandman
Date: 13 Dec 21 - 06:10 AM

refresh.