BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth!

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth!
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Feb 00 - 09:59 PM

Read Geodphry Chausher's Miller's Tale and yes indeed thy lovely will aford ye a "first kiss" but only one....don't come askin for a second for we know the tale also.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth!
From: Crowhugger
Date: 14 Feb 00 - 09:57 PM

Oy Mbo, ya may have a long night ahead of ya.

As I sat down one evening, twas in a small cafe
A forty year old waitress these words to me did say:

I see that you're a logger and not just a common bum
For no one but a logger stirs his coffee with his thumb.

I once had a logger lover. There's none like him today.
If you poured whisky on it, he'd eat a bale of hay.

My logger came to see me, 'twas on a winter's day.
He held me in a fond embrance that broke three vertebrae.

He kissed me when we parted so hard that it broke my jaw.
I could not speak to tell him he forgot his mackinaw.

(I'm soooooo looking forward to your grand Valentine kiss I can't even remember all the verses!)
It froze clear down to China. It froze to the stars above.
At at thousand degrees below zero, it froze my logger love.

They tried in vain to thaw him and if you believe it, sir,
They made him into axe blades to cut the Douglas fir.

And so I lost my lover and to this cafe I've come.
It's here I wait for someone *big hammed up ritardando* to stir coffee *piu mosso rit.* with his thummmmmmmmmmmb.

I'm all hot 'n' puckrd, eMbo...

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth!
From: Sorcha
Date: 14 Feb 00 - 09:39 PM

OOOOOHHHHHhhhhoooooOH! Two at once! Mbo--LITTER???????Like in CAT LITTER? Mah dawgs kiss kitty box crunchies, but not me! But twas a GREEEEAAAAAT Kiss! What tune do you want?
Cleigh, darlin' in honor of Valentine's Day, you betcha I'll kiss you on the mouth, after all what are possums for?(But lemme tell ya, kid, kissin' don't last, cookin' do!) SMACK! for Cleigh! Just cause he has to stand watch all alone while the rest of us eat sand-dabs!

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth!
From: GUEST,Cleigh O'Possum
Date: 14 Feb 00 - 09:26 PM

Catspaw said I should write and tell you that I really don't have a kissing booth. That mean Cletus who's always hanging around here is always making fun of people kissing me on my rump. Well the other day I got really mad and told Cletus that he could kiss my entire ass! He's still being mean and I want Catspaw to do something, but he just tells me that you can't cure terminal stupidity and I should just ignore him.

I hope you have a nice time with your booth Mr. Mbo. We got some nice Valentine's here today including one with lots of chocolate from Ms. katlaughing and a real nice one too from Little Neo Bonnie. Ms. Bonnie even sent a picture that I really liked!!!

So you don't have to kiss me on the rump, but if you want to, you can still give me a kiss. I always have a little smile on my lips, but that's kind of hard to see in the pictures of me.

Happy Valentines Day to All my Friends at Mudcat.

Cleigh O'Possum

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth!
From: Amos
Date: 14 Feb 00 - 09:24 PM

(Mbo sweeps Sorcha off her feet with a passionate and youthful kiss, causing sparks to fly from her hair and her toes to curl up). She staggers away to get her fiddle promising him the pick of the litter...

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth!
From: Sorcha
Date: 14 Feb 00 - 09:12 PM

Mbo, I canna write songs, but can I play you a tune for a kiss? (If you kiss old hags?)

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth!
From: Sorcha
Date: 14 Feb 00 - 08:53 PM

Cleigh has a KISSING BOOTH? DOES SPAW KNOW? I thought he was taking the watch at the Island! Sneaky lil' devil ain't he?

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth!
From: Brendy
Date: 14 Feb 00 - 08:45 PM

Sorry Mbo, I just dropped by for a bit of voyeurism - you know how it gets. But I chased somebody away from the keyhole a minute ago, so I thought I should just let you know. Some people..... heh?

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth!
From: Troll
Date: 14 Feb 00 - 08:25 PM

Amos...You silver-tongued devil,you .

troll

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth!
From: Amos
Date: 14 Feb 00 - 08:16 PM

Mend him, , ye hot-hearted sweet lasses -- you, and you alone
Have power that will reach our Mbo's bones
Goddess has granted you the magic of the mending heart
So heal our friend, and his life newly start!
All of our loud and boyish cheer must yield to this:
The sweet divinity of one warm lady's kiss
So bring ye him your magic, and your touch
Who has been wounded overmuch
And thus display, for all poor men to see
The honest vessel of divinity...

(Exit stage left, pursued by a bear)

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth!
From: JenEllen
Date: 14 Feb 00 - 08:04 PM

It's been a long time
Since I've talked to you.
Still I think about you now and then
And thought of calling to.
So there you are and here I am at last.
The line so clear and the time so near
It's like no time has passed.

I haven't been planning ahead these days.
You know I never did
I guess I haven't changed my ways.
And there's that laugh just like in my memory.
Did everything come back again
Or did it never leave?

Chorus
Love doesn't die.
Love is like a river.
Coming from the moutain above to the valley below.
You can try to change the way that it's going
But you're never going to keep it from flowing.
Love doesn't die.

Well I hear that you found somebody new.
Took a little time to change my mind
But I found someone too.
But still my thoughts of you keep coming back.
I never tried to hide them away
Cause there's no need for that.

Chorus
So lets not wait so long again next time.
Call me when the rates are down
Maybe drop a line.
And don't do anything I wouldn't do
I sure am glad you still feel that way
Cause I'm feeling that way too.

Love doesn't die.
Love is like a river.
Coming from the mountain above to the valley below.
You can try to change the way that it's going
But you're never gonna keep it from flowing.
Love doesn't die.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth!
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 14 Feb 00 - 08:03 PM

Going To The Chapel Of Love by Bette Midler

Going to the Chapel and were
Going to get married
Going to the Chapel and were
Going to get married
Gee I really love ya cause were
Going to get married
Going to the Chapel of love

So Mbo, as Marlene Deitrich would say(I think it was her?)...........
"kiss me you fool"
Happy Valentines Day Sweetie
Luv Bonnie

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth!
From: Amos
Date: 14 Feb 00 - 07:26 PM

'S not your fault Haggie lad -- Cleigh set up some competition across the road and the gals ran over...:>)

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth!
From: Hagbardr
Date: 14 Feb 00 - 06:55 PM

Alright, I'm here.... HEY! Where did all the ladies go? I coulda sworn I saw some here just a minute ago!

Hagbard

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth!
From: Mbo
Date: 14 Feb 00 - 06:43 PM

Ooooh...more than worthy! Here's a couple big wet pógs fer ya, acusle mo chroidhe!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth!
From: Áine
Date: 14 Feb 00 - 06:40 PM

Oooohhhh, lucky me! Here I come, ya big ole smoocher ya! Do I get extra kisses for my song being in Irish then?

-- Áine

An Cailín Gaelach (The Irish Girl)

B'aite liom féin a bheith 'r thaobh mala shléibhe
I would love to be on the mountain side
'Gus cailín Gaelach a bheith 'mo chomhair
And to be wed to an Irish girl
Bheinn dá bréagadh 's a' teannadh léithe
I would cajole and hug her
'Gus dar liom féin 'riú gur dheas ár ndóigh
And I think it would always be nice of course

'G éirí dom féin ar maidín an lae ghil
Upon rising at the dawn of a bright day
'S mé gabháil fáin choill chraobhaigh 's mé a' seoladh bó
And going to the thick woods to drive the cows
Tharla dom a' spéirbhean 'na suí ar a'léana
I met a beautiful girl sitting on the green grass
'S a fallaing léithe 's í lán de chnónn'
And her mantle full of nuts

D'fhiafraigh mé dithe go ciúin 's go céillí
I asked her softly and respectfully
'An nglacfaidh tú póg uaim a stór mo chroí?'
'Will you take a kiss from me, my own true love?'
D'oscail sí a beilín 'gus labhair sí Béarla
She opened her little mouth and she spoke English
'S é dúirt sí 'Pray sir, and let me be'
She said 'Pray sir, and let me be'

Nach maith an airí ar na buaibh bheith á santú
Don't the cows deserve to be appreciated
'Gus bheinnse á seoladh amuigh sa lá
And I could be driving them on through the day
Im agus bainne iad 'theacht a' tsamhraidh
From the summer comes butter and milk
'S mar gheall ar bhólacht a phóstar mná
And it's because of the cows that women marry

Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Kissing Booth!
From: Crowhugger
Date: 14 Feb 00 - 06:33 PM

Hey, there Mbo! A lovely offer indeedy! But what the heck's a lady, anyhow? ;-)

And where DID you get the idea that a person of the female persuasion needs to be lonely to enjoy a grand old smooch-fest?

Maybe hug your crow while I thinks me up suitable singable, just save yer smoochies for us feline friends.

Subject: The Mudcat Kissing Booth!
From: Mbo
Date: 14 Feb 00 - 06:22 PM

Alright, ladies, Mbo The Love God is here--ready to law down the laws of l'amour! Got my kissing booth ready....my moustache is trimmed to perfection...now who wants a smoochie? All it costs is a song!.....step right up step right up! C'mon--there must be tons o' lonely Mudcat ladies who need some muchas smoochas from little ol' me!

--Mbo