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How many Mudcatters have heads?

Dave (the ancient mariner) 16 Aug 00 - 12:09 PM
Giac 16 Aug 00 - 12:10 PM
Kim C 16 Aug 00 - 12:14 PM
GUEST,Scabby Doug ( somebody ate my cookie) 16 Aug 00 - 12:50 PM
Mbo 16 Aug 00 - 12:56 PM
P05139 16 Aug 00 - 01:03 PM
P05139 16 Aug 00 - 01:05 PM
Bill D 16 Aug 00 - 01:15 PM
celticblues5 16 Aug 00 - 01:18 PM
GUEST,Mbo_at_ECU 16 Aug 00 - 01:38 PM
Midchuck 16 Aug 00 - 02:29 PM
Micca 16 Aug 00 - 02:58 PM
GUEST 16 Aug 00 - 04:53 PM
Jim Krause 16 Aug 00 - 05:29 PM
Uncle_DaveO 16 Aug 00 - 10:22 PM
bbc 16 Aug 00 - 11:35 PM
celticblues5 16 Aug 00 - 11:40 PM
Sailor Dan 16 Aug 00 - 11:58 PM
Dave (the ancient mariner) 17 Aug 00 - 12:05 AM
Melani 17 Aug 00 - 12:28 AM
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Bugsy 17 Aug 00 - 03:20 AM
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Subject: RE: How many Mudcatters have heads?
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 16 Aug 00 - 12:09 PM

Three in the house, and one on my boat... Aye. Dave


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Subject: RE: How many Mudcatters have heads?
From: Giac
Date: 16 Aug 00 - 12:10 PM

head of cabbage - 1
head of cauliflower - 1
head of horses - 0
head of cattle - 0
head cheese - 0 (nasty stuff)
head 'em up, move 'em out
head 'em off at the pass!
head of the river
head to town
head fer th' hills!


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Subject: RE: How many Mudcatters have heads?
From: Kim C
Date: 16 Aug 00 - 12:14 PM

I believe I have one but have been known to leave it at home from time to time.


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Subject: RE: How many Mudcatters have heads?
From: GUEST,Scabby Doug ( somebody ate my cookie)
Date: 16 Aug 00 - 12:50 PM

headin' home

head for heights

head on my beer

"twa heids are better than yin"

and three's even better

Cheers


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Subject: RE: How many Mudcatters have heads?
From: Mbo
Date: 16 Aug 00 - 12:56 PM

I have a red head. And one redhead have I. And I can't get her out of my head.


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Subject: RE: How many Mudcatters have heads?
From: P05139
Date: 16 Aug 00 - 01:03 PM

HEADS??? I'd lose mine if it wasn't screwed on!

Hang on a second, where is it? I'm headless!!!! So dornr;s sbe sirensiewn if theis fienr;d nsjsa sense!


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Subject: RE: How many Mudcatters have heads?
From: P05139
Date: 16 Aug 00 - 01:05 PM

Don't panic, I've found it again! And that bit at the end was supposed to be "So don't be surprised if this doesn't make sense!"


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Subject: RE: How many Mudcatters have heads?
From: Bill D
Date: 16 Aug 00 - 01:15 PM

so there was this guy who led an expedition to the Amazon to do find and do research on the social and cultural life of the Jivaro Indians....including sanitation. It turned out that since outsiders had been around, the chief had become enamoured of 'private' facilities, and now had multiple outhouses(privys...) one of which, being elaborately done, was his favorite...which he decorated with the shrunken heads of his enemies.....................

anyway to make a VERY long story short, this is all about the head headhunter hunter's treatise on the head headhunter's head head heads...

(several friends & I once worked this up to two or three paragraphs)


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Subject: RE: How many Mudcatters have heads?
From: celticblues5
Date: 16 Aug 00 - 01:18 PM

"My analyst told me that I was right out of my head
But I said, 'Dear Doctor, I think that it's you instead
Because I have got a thing that's unique and new
To prove it, I'll have the last laugh on you
'Cause instead of one head --- I've got two
And you know two heads are better than one.....'"

---from 'Twisted'


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Subject: RE: How many Mudcatters have heads?
From: GUEST,Mbo_at_ECU
Date: 16 Aug 00 - 01:38 PM

--Must be going out of my HEAD! (Cherry Blossom Clinic)
--Heads! Heads! Heads! Heads! Heads! Heads! Heads...? Heads! (Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead)
--When the stars go out
You can hear me shout
2 heads are better than none
One thousand heads are so much better than one! (Dearg Doom)

--M


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Subject: RE: How many Mudcatters have heads?
From: Midchuck
Date: 16 Aug 00 - 02:29 PM

You are all, I assume, familiar with Utah Phillips' old joke?

Indian (Native American) enlists in the Navy and gets trained as an electrician. When he gets out, he comes home and runs electric lighting into all the tribe's outhouses.

He was the first Indian ever to wire a head for a reservation.

Peter.


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Subject: RE: How many Mudcatters have heads?
From: Micca
Date: 16 Aug 00 - 02:58 PM

a g/f told me she was going to give me some once.... does that count?


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Subject: RE: How many Mudcatters have heads?
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Aug 00 - 04:53 PM

Most have tales, the rest have tails.


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Subject: RE: How many Mudcatters have heads?
From: Jim Krause
Date: 16 Aug 00 - 05:29 PM

    banjo head (2) ahead of the times head over heels heads up! beach head Deadhead meathead knucklehead sore head Am I ahead?


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Subject: RE: How many Mudcatters have heads?
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 16 Aug 00 - 10:22 PM

Have I got a head? HAVE I GOT A HEAD!!! Oy!!

I KNEW I should have quit drinking about ten last night!!!

Dave Oesterreich


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Subject: RE: How many Mudcatters have heads?
From: bbc
Date: 16 Aug 00 - 11:35 PM

Got a head & a tail. Does that mean I've *coined* a phrase?

bbc


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Subject: RE: How many Mudcatters have heads?
From: celticblues5
Date: 16 Aug 00 - 11:40 PM

Doesterr -

In that case, you might want to learn the Irish Rovers' "Wasn't That a Party?" for future use -

"Could have been the whiskey
Might have been the gin
Could have been the 3 or 4 sixpacks, I don't know
But look at the mess I'm in
My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die
Tell me, me, oh, me, oh, my
Wasn't that a party?"

They do it a little too C&W for my taste, but it's funny nevertheless.


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Subject: RE: How many Mudcatters have heads?
From: Sailor Dan
Date: 16 Aug 00 - 11:58 PM

AT times I have been a, Swell head, pin head, dot head, Block head, wet head but never an Engine Head, cylinder head, skin head, empty head.

Now Im going to the head and head to the bed and head for dreamland.

Nite all

Sailor DAn


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Subject: RE: How many Mudcatters have heads?
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 17 Aug 00 - 12:05 AM

Strange things happening here. I did not start this thread and would like to know what happened to the several posts before mine? Mine was in reference to someone elses post and it has been made to appear that I started this thread which I did'nt.... Just for the record. Aye. Dave


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Subject: RE: How many Mudcatters have heads?
From: Melani
Date: 17 Aug 00 - 12:28 AM

I think this demonstrates how many of us have too much time on our hands.


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Subject: RE: How many Mudcatters have heads?
From: Aussie Mal
Date: 17 Aug 00 - 02:48 AM

I have one, but I think it needs re-tensioning.

Aussie Mal

PS Any ukulele playing mudcatters out there have experience/opinions/reports on the Talina Banjo-Uke?


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Subject: RE: How many Mudcatters have heads?
From: Bugsy
Date: 17 Aug 00 - 03:20 AM

I must have one, Because people keep telling me to pull it in!

CHeers

Bugsy


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Subject: RE: How many Mudcatters have heads?
From: death by whisky
Date: 17 Aug 00 - 06:22 AM

I have two redheads who on occassion(I'm being polite here)have done my head in.


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