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Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Matt_R Date: 25 Jan 01 - 12:21 AM I sing, and sing LOUD while I'm in the shower! My bathroom has superb acoustics. |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 25 Jan 01 - 12:17 AM Aw really 'Gin? At least rip a few and blow your nose man!!!! The showering together can be dangerous too. Embarassing Tale---Karen and I had a small rental house when we first moved here with a tub shower combo and one day while "foolin' around" a bit I put my ass through the wall. It was that cheap tile over wallboard, ya' know? The "ambience" was broken because we both laughed for 20 minutes. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Amergin Date: 25 Jan 01 - 12:12 AM Hmm my showers are decidedly boring I guess.....turn on the water, get wet....scrub body, rinse, get out...done within five minutes.....my showers used to be a little shorter.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Sorcha Date: 25 Jan 01 - 12:09 AM Hail, mon. Is that all? I would have thought you could at least catch a LearJet! Maybe even a 747 on its way to Scotland......... |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 25 Jan 01 - 12:03 AM Geeziz...picky bunch............ Cute Sorch. No, I gave up on the fly casting when a backcast caught on low flying Cessna. #2 is the reverse of #18.....Go TO bathroom with robe, cover up if you see hubby......that thing. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Sorcha Date: 25 Jan 01 - 12:01 AM and Sock Doughnuts!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: GUEST,Vern Date: 25 Jan 01 - 12:01 AM (Apologies for the thread creep. Didn't want to start a new separate thread for this. Figured as long we're all smiling....) Life Reflections by George Carlin 1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. 2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain. 3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape. 4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets. 5. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? 6. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. 7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window? 8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac? 9. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is. 10. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them. 11. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you. 12. They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem. 13. Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall. 14. A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too". 15. Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore. |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Melani Date: 24 Jan 01 - 11:53 PM Spaw, you forgot #23 on the man's list--"Get thrown out of house by wife, who has finally had it with wet towels on the bed, water on the floor, etc.!" |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Sorcha Date: 24 Jan 01 - 11:50 PM (Ah do buleeve himself iz ignorin mah fishing commint.....speechless, huh?) |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Clinton Hammond Date: 24 Jan 01 - 11:46 PM Where's the #2 for the womens list? |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 24 Jan 01 - 11:34 PM WOO-WOO Actually, I'd love to meet the person who wrote it. It may not be perfect, but they certainly have a lot of the details right. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Peter Kasin Date: 24 Jan 01 - 11:31 PM Brilliant stuff, Spaw. There's more truth there than one can shake a weiner at! |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Sorcha Date: 24 Jan 01 - 11:26 PM You "fly fishing", there, spaw? |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 24 Jan 01 - 11:25 PM Ah my poor deflated and diminuitive friend khandu......A nice try, but its a known fact that the length of a 'tool' is in inverse to proportion to the length of the name of the state where you were born. Why just the other day I took a whiz off a high bridge over the Hocking River and I accidently let my whang smash into the ice. That wouldn't have been so bad, but it broke through the 2 foot of ice and the water was real cold.... and deep too. Plus the mud on the bottom was about 3 foot deep. Turned out the ratchet pawl had let go on my "Wind-A-Tool" and I had to buy another one. This new one is the 'Super Whang' Model and has a drag adjustment, so hopefully that won't happen again. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Matt_R Date: 24 Jan 01 - 11:21 PM Hey, there are other things to "do" in the shower too!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Sorcha Date: 24 Jan 01 - 11:02 PM Whee Ha! I am with Jeri on this one!! My sides hurt!! I have to take a shower soon, anyway, because MMario really deserves clean feet if he is going to worship at them. (Hee hee hee.........500+ pages thru the copier......hee hee hee, I told him I would trim my toenails, too!) |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: wysiwyg Date: 24 Jan 01 - 09:28 PM SCREEEEEEMING laughter!!!!!!!!!!! ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: GUEST,khandu Date: 24 Jan 01 - 09:14 PM I do not wag my weiner and say "woo woo". I wag my stick of baloney and she says "OOO-WEE"! I'm sorry for you, my poor not-so-well-hung Spaw. Guess that's what separates the Ohio boys from the Mississippi men! Your manly friend, khandu |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: harpgirl Date: 24 Jan 01 - 09:07 PM ...you're supposed to do the Tilex spray first, then scrub the shower stall, then the other stuff, so you don't smell like clorox! |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: kendall Date: 24 Jan 01 - 09:03 PM Spaw thats me except for the Mohawk! Jeri, that was priceless.. |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Little Neophyte Date: 24 Jan 01 - 09:01 PM Oh by the way, Jeri that was hysterical. |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Little Neophyte Date: 24 Jan 01 - 08:58 PM Where are the guidelines for how a woman should take a shower with a man and visa versa? That would be an interesting instruction sheet. Little Neo |
Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: Jeri Date: 24 Jan 01 - 08:51 PM Inadequate, Spaw, and what was number 2 in the Woman one?
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A SINGLE WOMAN WHO ISN'T CONCERNED WITH STEREOTYPES OR IS JUST A SLOB, NOT THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT MYSELF HERE, MIND YOU:
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Subject: RE: BS: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: CarolC Date: 24 Jan 01 - 08:48 PM Of course the burning question of the hour is, which way do you do it? |
Subject: Let's All Take A Shower!!!!!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 24 Jan 01 - 08:22 PM Okay....So I got this e-mail from another 'Catter and it wouldn't be funny if it didn't have truth in it. Personally, I wonder who wrote the thing, because I want to know............. WHO THE HELL HAS BEEN WATCHING ME TAKE A SHOWER?????
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: Cracked me up!!!!! Spaw
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