BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....

Subject: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:34 PM

I am truly honoured that you should start a whole thread about me....

There is only one thing worse than being talked about.

And that is NOT being talked about.

Thank you.

Trying to identify you would be like trying to nail fog to the wall. Just rest assured that if I do ever find you, I will give you a great big hug. You need it.

LTS

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From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:37 PM

Or you could sit on him/her...Thank you for your graceful handling of this nonsense Liz. You are a treasure.

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From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:40 PM

This place needs a moderator!

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From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:43 PM

or a Program. "Git yer programs here. Can't tell a thing that's going on without a program!"

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From: mousethief
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:47 PM

Does the program come with a scorecard?

Alex

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From: gnu
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:49 PM

No Clinton. Guest NEEDED a proper upbringing. It's unfortunate that some are deprived and turn out depraved.

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From: Mrrzy
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:55 PM

Hey, as a parent, I have to admit that you can do everything right and kids can STILL turn out )*&^)^ed up. That's my story and no matter what the twins do, I'm sticking to it!

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From: mousethief
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 04:01 PM

I've written several thousand programs in the time I've been a programmer. If I had an outdoors job, I'm sure my arse would be much smaller. But it's my gut that's the real problem.

Alex

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From: gnu
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 04:03 PM

I know Mrrzy, but this idiot obviously never had a chance. His parent(s) must have been )*&^)^ed up severly. Hey ! He said it first. I was just... what are you hitting me for ? He said it first !!!

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From: mousethief
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 04:05 PM

Or they were $&#$$*&##'d up severally.

Alex

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From: Linda Kelly
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 04:54 PM

Well Liz, if it's good enough for Jennifer Lopez -it's good enough fer you and me!

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From: Burke
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:10 PM

Great attitude, Liz!

It seems to me Fergie got lots a comments on hers, you're in good company.

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From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:38 PM

I will sing in the praise of a well padded woman!
I was honoured to be hugged by Liz the Squeak when she recently dropped into the Jug!
Quack!!!
Geoff the Duck!

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Kim C
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:40 PM

I have decreased the size of my arse, however it is still tattooed. And like Alex, if I didn't sit at this desk all day, it never would have increased in size to begin with.

Anyway I saw an episode of Ricki Lake one day devoted to large-bottomed women, and don't you know, there are many MANY people who find such attractive. Buxom curvy women are appreciated and loved by lots of folks.

I had a boyfriend in college once who told me I looked fat and this was when I was way under 120lb! Some people are just jerks, no matter what.

Anyway Liz I have never seen your bum and frankly don't give a rip about its size. You are all right by me. :-)

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From: Áine
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:46 PM

Goodness, Kim! I feel a definite 'thread drift' comin' on . . . especially when some our favourite 'Catters of the male persuasion see your last message . . . You go, Girl! ;-)

-- Áine

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: SharonA
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:53 PM

To quote from Queen, we "make the rockin' world go 'round" — Liz, I admire your aplomb. I don't think I would have handled the situation so gracefully.

SharonA

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From: Amergin
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:56 PM

Well done, Liz, well done...

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From: mousethief
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:59 PM

Liz is the picture of grace.

Hear, hear about men who aren't turned on by bony women. Then again I'm a weirdo. I fell in love with my (now) wife over the internet, sight unseen. We've been married 4 years as of next Thursday (the 19th). Just as happy now as then, if not more so. (No, she's not bony. Anything else is none of your business.)

So when I say "it's the mind, the heart that matter" -- my experience backs me up!

Alex

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From: Naemanson
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:00 PM

Liz, what counts is heart, and this guy obviously needs one. You're still all right in my book and now my esteem has risen a few notches because of how you have handled the idiot who posted those messages.

And I agree with Mrzzy. "...you can do everything right and kids can STILL turn out )*&^)^ed up." That's my story too and no matter what my kids do, I'm sticking to it!

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From: Celtic Soul
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:08 PM

New though I am, I have to add my kudos to the rest. That was a truly gracious response, and I commend you on your calm and aplomb.

We could do with more of that sort in the world.

Thanks for modeling that, I know I need the lesson occasionally myself.

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From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:14 PM

The thread title here is a great first line. It's got swagger. Francois Villon could have used it (if he'd been writing in English.)

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Angie
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:18 PM

Dear Liz, to my knowledge we have never met. One more arse on a bike can only be a good thing irrespective of size. Good luck with your test.

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From: kendall
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:24 PM

My kids turned out ok in SPITE of me. I've never met a woman who didn't think her arse was too big, that's how it is supposed to be. Personally women like Twiggy are an instant "hard off" to me! It must be like sleeping with a bicycle.

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:30 PM

Hey Mal, this fat bottomed girl may well be getting her bike at the weekend!!!

Watch out skinny bikers!!!

LTS

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From: TishA
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:43 PM

Wow! Congratulations Alex & Mrs Alex. July 19th.

Tish & I are up for our 1st. two days later.

Good stuff to celebrate on your thread Liz. Thanks for the space!

Chip A.

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From: Mountain Dog
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:48 PM

I think the sort of moderation and consideration needed around this place are the sort so beautifully demonstrated by Liz in her opening post. Thanks for your tact and wit, Liz.

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From: Amos
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:03 PM

Nicely turned, Liz darlin!!! Kudo to both of you!:>)

A

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From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:09 PM

Not really on the subject of this thread (STRANGE! _THAT'S_ NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!), I have to confess a sneaking admiration for GUEST.

I don't remember EVER seeing a troll get so much play on Mudcat, and in so short a time. Since controversy is clearly what he/she (I'd bet on he) is after, without any real interest evident in any of the subject matter, he's been really successful.

It's been said before, but I will say it again: Ignore him, fergooness sake!

Okay, "Physician, heal thyself!" That's the last word you'll see on Mudcat either to or about GUEST.

Dave Oesterreich

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From: Angie
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:11 PM

liz don't know how big your bum is and don't care, you seem like a smashin' wee wummin

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From: Sourdough
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:21 PM

David O: Normally I would agree whole-heartedly with you about ignoring ignorami such as Guestus Stupidus but Liz has been so delightful and the Mudcatters so much to the point that I think it has been worthwhile. I think the Guest must be getting cold comfort from his realization that he's been pretty much dismissed as not only crude and ignorant, but even ineffective in his chosen field. I have learned a lot about Mudcat from this.

Sourdough

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:29 PM

Liz, as a person with his own size problems(ass AND gut), I can only say that riding a bicycle behind a larger person is great! They break the wind for everyone else...wait a minute, that means something else over there...never mind...

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From:
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:30 PM

Last post was me...sorry, forgot to enter guest name.

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From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:35 PM

Liz, you got more than your share of class. No wonder there wasn't much left over for the guy who started this whole business.

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:39 PM

Mine's bigger than yours!! Can I have my own thread too??

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Matthew Edwards
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:52 PM

Nice response Liz. While I would generally agree that postings like the original ought to be ignored, it is good to see how Liz's friends have rallied to her support.Anyway here's a limerick for her:

If you think that my arse is too big,
Let me tell you I don't give a fig.
You are wholly irrelevant;
So spoke the elephant,
As she stepped on the ant in a jig.

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From: Snuffy
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 08:38 PM

"Does my bum look big in this?" Who cares? Sock it to 'em, Liz.

Wassail! V

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From: Cobble
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 08:46 PM

We LOVE you LIZ.

The Cobble Clan.

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From: 8_Pints
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 09:18 PM

The sexiest thing about any women to me is her brain and her smile! *BG*

Am I in danger of stereo-typing you?

Bob vG

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Chip2447
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 11:10 PM

A tip of my hat to Liz. Well done.

Chip2447, who by his own defination is a lard butt.

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 01:25 AM

Hey 8 pints, what ya doin tonight?!!

Matthew - what an honour, a limerick about me!!! Gorsh!! And such a good one too!!!

LTS

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From: mooman
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 03:36 AM

Good on you Liz!

Now about that motorbike....!

mooman

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From: mooman
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 03:52 AM

Good on you Liz!

Now about that motorbike....!

mooman

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Aidan Crossey
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 03:57 AM

Liz ...

Despite what any of us think of Geoffrey Boycott (and for most of us he will gone down in our estimation after the revelations about manhandling his missus), he *did* however have a great put down for someone who accused him of having a big arse, to wit:

"It takes a big hammer to drive a long nail."

I'd like to be able to handle such abuse as you took with the type of aplomb which you demonstrated.

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From: sian, west wales
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 04:38 AM

You've played a blinder there, Liz. My hats off to you.

sian

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From: KitKat
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 05:00 AM

Dear Liz

I think you should take heart from the old Jake Thackery song: "I love a good bum on a woman, it makes my day ..."

Pat

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From: KingBrilliant
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 05:00 AM

Well done Liz!

Kris

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From: GUEST,Dita (at work)
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 05:05 AM

Liz, I know not the size of your nether regions, however I do know that you have a heart that spans the world,
love, and much respect, john.

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From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 06:42 AM

Liz, you got class! Big hug for you!
((((((((((LIZ))))))))))

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From: Bagpuss
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 06:49 AM

I would like to complain on behalf of all the *bony* and *bicycle like* women who suddenly get the backlash whenever someone makes a comment about someoes larger size. Why pick on us? We didn't start it!

I'm bony and I'm proud!

:-P

Bagpuss (the saggy old bag of bones)

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From: Gervase
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 06:56 AM

Bloody hell, a bloke's spoiled for choice here - either big and bouncy and lean and svelte!
I can't help but wonder, though - did the anonymous guest ever clap eyes on Liz's arse? I've seen plenty bigger.

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From: Naemanson
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 07:02 AM

DaveO, I am posting here because I refused to post on the thread that our misanthropic GUEST started. The purpose of this thread is not to continue controversy but to support Liz in her gracious turning of the barb.

This thread could (and I stress the word "could") convince other trolls that this behavior is a useless gesture on the Mudcat. I imagine the troll reading this and feeling his guts twist because he couldn't get a rise out of the members.

Of course, I could be wrong...

If you want to discuss this and still refuse to post I will entertain a PM on the subject.

Brett

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From: GUEST,Kernow John
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 08:11 AM

Way to go Liz........handled with style!
KJ

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From: Jimmy C
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 09:19 AM

Hey Liz. You've got a big heart and that's all that matters.

LOL

Jimmy

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From: GUEST,jayohjo
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 11:38 AM

Liz you ROCK bigstyle. Wish I could handle things with as much class as you have. Jayohjo XXX

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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 11:46 AM

I agree, Well Done Liz

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From: Jeremiah McCaw
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 12:14 PM

I get the impression that all the votes are in. The result? Liz is absobloominlutely a class act, and "Guest" ain't.

PS: Until some computer genius finds out who he is, could we not refer to him as "Jack Arse"?

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From: GUEST,JohnB
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 12:22 PM

Hey LTS, do I have to insult your Reubenesque bits, or is there some other way of getting a Hug out of you. I personally prefer the nicer approach. BTW, what's the difference between a counterfit dollar and making love to a skinny woman. A counterfit dollar is a phony buck, Bye Bye playmates. JohnB

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 06:40 PM

Oooh John B, that's going into the system.. you naughty boy!!!

Besides, when you've out heckled Derek Brimstone and been insulted by the boring old fart himself, ain't nothing in the world can touch you again....

Thank you everyone for your kind messages and comments.

LTS

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From: Big Mick
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 06:52 PM

A bit of a confession here. I have found Liz's online personality to be extremely attractive. She is one I have looked forward to meeting some time. And now she tells me, as a dear friend of mine would say, is "blessed". Be still my beating heart. Can't wait to sing songs with this one...............LOL. Easy, FAIR ONE, it is just an observation.............hahahahaha

Mick

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Jeremiah McCaw
Date: 11 Jul 01 - 12:05 AM

Come to think of it, my Glen Reid acoustic bass has been described as "Reubenesque". And that's just fine.

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Jul 01 - 12:46 AM

OOh Big Mick - you also say the nicest things.... Shall we just have a fat arse worshippers meeting somewhere?

LTS (blushing....after all, my cookie describes me...... so yours...?)

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Kim C
Date: 11 Jul 01 - 01:24 PM

This is neither here nor there... but several years ago I saw Dolly Parton on the Carson show and she said she was designing a new line of jeans called Lardashe. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Art Thieme
Date: 11 Jul 01 - 02:14 PM

You folks should all go live at an abandoned arsenal. There's one available in the middle of the Mississippi River---between Illinois and Iowa---at Rock Island, Illinois.

Art Thieme

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Jul 01 - 06:01 PM

Art - not a million miles away, across the river is the Woolwich Arsenal - and my dad was a lifelong supporter!

I've seen what you do to islands over there, if they haven't got Sean Connery and Nicholas Cage rampaging all over them, then they're full of arse eating dinosaurs, and I ain't being made into dino kibble for anyone!!!

Wouldn't mind the rampaging with Sean Connery though.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Jul 01 - 06:07 PM

Ah, thank heaven, looks like my arse has finally dropped off the bottom....

Doh!!

LTS

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From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 12 Jul 01 - 06:10 PM

Maybe we could all move to Crouch End

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From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 13 Jul 01 - 08:00 PM

Will the Arse Worshipping take place on the night of a Full Moon???
There is a good beer garden at the Dysart Arms in Bunbury, Cheshire.
You could hold it at Nether End (near Bakewell [if you don't mind the Tarts]), but it is probably best to avoid Nether Wallop (Hampshire) and Nether Padley (also near Bakewell). Just name the place!
Quack!!! GtD

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 02:52 AM

Steeple Bumstead, full moon, when there's Rs in the month.

I pass through Nether Wallop often. Never dared stop.... Nether meaning hidden, I always wonder where it's going to come from.... not been caught yet!!

Of course, the originator of the offensive thread obviously comes from Pratt's Bottom....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 03:07 AM

Sorry, left the p out of Bumpstead... it's silent, like in bath.

LTS

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From: Angie
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 03:36 AM

Haa haa, there are some excellent gags on here today. V. funny.

As for the originator (or head) of these f** a*** threads, perhaps our 'guest' is named Richard !

Who ever was responsible, I thankyou, not for the cause but for the consequence. This is such fun.

LST have another pat on the back. Mal

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: lady penelope
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 04:43 AM

Here Liz, ever wonder how much Monet would have paid us for modelling? As some of our chums across the water are want to say "You GO girl!" Or possibly " Talk to the hand 'cos the arse ain't listening!"

The thing that offended me the most was the complete lack of any effort put into the jibe ( it was no way near good enough to be called an insult ). I'm with Cyrano on this one, if you're gonna pick an obvious feature the LEAST you can do is be creative about it!

Let's find out who it is and SIT on them!

TTFN M'Lady P.

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: JudeL
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 10:47 AM

"name removed's" ass has already made a major impression on him without even sitting on him (you didn't did you?). But No, sitting on him would be too good for him , given Guests obvious interest(bordering on obsession) he'd probably enjoy it far too much,
Jude