BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?

Subject: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: Dunc
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 05:14 PM

I have just been told that if I were to become a gigolo, the way I should choose my 'professional' name should be as follows:

Take your middle name as your first name and the name of your street / road as your last name.

I would be taking to the streets under the name of Alexander Admiralty......How about you?

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: Amergin
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 05:16 PM

Isaac Tenthstreet does not have much of a ring to it....

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 05:23 PM

Mary Boundary...

scary.

I heard it first as being your first pets' name, which would make me Pippin Boundary, which is a bit better....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: iRiShBaBe
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 05:27 PM

well, if it was the street one i would be Martina Laurel

and if its the pets one it would be sparkles laurel!

donno which 1 makes me shudder more!

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: Dunc
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 05:27 PM

If you happen not to have a middle name - I guess you could use your pets name.
If you have no middle name and no pet - I guess you'd better find some other profession.

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: InOBU
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 05:48 PM

Jeeze, mine works TOO well, but keep the middle name secret fellow catters, don't like, post it on the web... hmmmm... We have all these great middle names in my family, Norman, Vehan, what do I get stuck with? Victor! But, then again, what a Giggalo name, Victor St. Marks!
Cheers, Larry

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 05:57 PM

Where's the old thread on this?

It was a riot!

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: SharonA
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 06:00 PM

Elizabeth York. Boring.

And Chester York is worse!

The name of the street I grew up on is far more – um – prostitutional: Stuckert.

SharonA

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: Kim C
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 06:32 PM

The pet name is better, as that would make me Lucky Dover. However, my belly dancing name is Safira Yasmeen. Take your pick.

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: katlaughing
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 06:41 PM

Louise Beech or,

Kelpie Beech

Lovee Beech

LOL!!

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From:
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 06:45 PM

My street doesn't have a name, so I guess I'm just Chase.

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: Gareth
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 06:48 PM

Charles Commercial Mmmm ! how apt !

Gareth

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 06:51 PM

No I think it was street and pet name....

Leonidas Elk Run.

Little Ruby Hoobie Doobie 660.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: Midchuck
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 06:54 PM

Arnold Villagegreen?

Nahhhh...

Willie Villagegreen?

Waylon Villagegreen?

Koshka Villagegreen?

Waylon probably makes the most sense...

Peter.

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: Gareth
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 06:57 PM

Would Alexander Admiralty be known as the Sailors Friend ?

Gareth

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: Jimmy C
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 07:09 PM

I would be Patrick Mansfield - not too bad I suppose.

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: Burke
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 07:28 PM

Wel...my street address is not really the road I live on. The road I live on is more like a long driveway. But the house I live in has a name.

Ellen College Hill (mailing address) nah Ellen Loop (the driveway) Ellen Fancher (house name) Ellen Campus (the road Loop runds into)

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: Margo
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 07:35 PM

To the fourth poster above: but do your Laurels sparkle?

Mine would be Eve Eighth Court. Miss Eighth Court, Miss Eve Eighth Court to the white courtesy telephone... Hahaha

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: Jeanie
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 07:37 PM

Alison Knight's Way - special services to those with a suit-of-armour fetish, which could possibly prove rather difficult (though there have been one or two songs on this subject, as I recall). Have I really nothing better to do at half past midnight on a Thursday night than write this nonsense? Sadly, no.

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: DancingMom
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 08:36 PM

Lynn Walker. Missy Walker. Hmmm.

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: khandu
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 08:46 PM

Believe it or not...Ray Studwell!!!

khandu

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: Max
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 09:11 PM

Here's the Other Thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: JedMarum
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 09:22 PM

Steven Longvista?

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 09:27 PM

Do yourselves a favor and go back and read the thread that Max linked......It is truly a riot!!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: RangerSteve
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 09:33 PM

Scott County Route 523. I guess I'll just keep my law enforcement job. And, since I like you people, I'll just look the other way when you're working in my neighborhood.

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: rangeroger
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 09:35 PM

Clyde Waw shington

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: rangeroger
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 09:38 PM

Hit the wrong button.

Clyde Washington or

Shredder Washington.

I think I prefer the latter.

rr

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: Bert
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 09:49 PM

Lewis Baron

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: GUEST,guinnesschik(durn, where's my cookie?)
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 10:00 PM

Elizabeth Fifteenth. Sounds queenly. Now, if I follow the other formula, it's Buffy Hardrock. Now I'm laughing!

Himself would either Daniel Fifteenth or *lol* Samson Larch!

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: GUEST,Susan from California
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 11:38 PM

Annabelle Hawthorn

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: MMario
Date: 26 Jul 01 - 11:46 PM

Going with the pets name take your pick:

Pedro Esperanza

Dusty Esperanza

Magic Esperanza

Desert Esperanza

Storm Esperanza

or Doubloon, Ghost, Checkers

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: Melani
Date: 27 Jul 01 - 12:18 AM

Pet's name--would you belive Honey Maple?

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: Chip2447
Date: 27 Jul 01 - 12:49 AM

Middle name works much better for me...Arthur Zee...

Pet name makes me Tiny Zee...I think I should find another gig.

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 27 Jul 01 - 01:03 AM

What it is mah man! Lesley Kingston at yore service...and ah DO mean service!

Since heather does not have a middle name she'd have to use the cat's moniker....

Katie Kingston. Hmmmm not bad.

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: bobbi
Date: 27 Jul 01 - 01:11 AM

I have no middle name.. But my kitten's name is "Luscious" and I live on "Split" av. Go figure! Guess I should change occupations.

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: bobbi
Date: 27 Jul 01 - 01:17 AM

My brother is even in worse shape... is middle name is "Ben" and he lives on "Dover!"

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 27 Jul 01 - 03:50 AM

Martin Fernbank? Doesn't sound like a gigolo, more a guy at the golf club who wants you to make a dodgy investment.
RtS(nearest I'll ever get to a golf club!)

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: pavane
Date: 27 Jul 01 - 04:20 AM

? Howard Neath - sounds a bit ordinary

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: Finny
Date: 27 Jul 01 - 04:48 AM

Wow! This is freaky! That would actually make me Beverly Hill!

ROFLMAO!

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: bobbi
Date: 27 Jul 01 - 04:48 AM

Well Pavane, if I lived on your street, and used my first initial (b for bobbi) I would still have a good go at it.... b Neath... Perhaps I missed my calling.

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: Finny
Date: 27 Jul 01 - 04:59 AM

Oh and as for the pets names... Honey Lords El Pounco the Great Lords... I kinda like the first one, but the second is cute...

Finny

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 27 Jul 01 - 05:00 AM

Wee-ell, Going by middle name (don't spread it around) and a recent street, I could be Alvin Courtleigh.
Has a nice ring to it, but I think I kinda like goin' with the first pet and street then.

How about Boots St.Clair?

I'm see'n a really cool black outfit, but whaddya think, Leather or Rubber?

My bald-headed stepchild says he can get me deal on fur-trimmed handcuffs and a buggy whip at a nearby SexToy shop!

John

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: English Jon
Date: 27 Jul 01 - 06:04 AM

Theodore Hobart.

Oh dear oh dear.

EJ

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: Wolfgang
Date: 27 Jul 01 - 06:16 AM

for me it would be Null Wiener,
but do you really think that was a good idea if I was a gigolo?

Wolfgang

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: pavane
Date: 27 Jul 01 - 06:57 AM

Actually my street has two names, depending which way you look at it. From Neath, it is Pontardawe Road, and from Pontardawe, it is Neath Road. But Howard Pontardawe is even less use. And should bobbi's suggestion be spelled b'Neath with an apostophe?

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Jul 01 - 08:20 AM

LOL Wolfgang!!! I think you'd have some "advertizing" problems at least!

Forgot to pet up mine under this formula........

Franklin Purvis

.....a bit on the foppish side I think. I can see velvet jackets and frilled cuffs and shirtfront............

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: SharonA
Date: 27 Jul 01 - 08:47 AM

Hahahaaaaaaa Oh, bobbi! And Wolfgang!

IWBROTFHWLBMEWFOT (I would be rolling on the floor howling with laughter but my employer would frown on that!!!)

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: GUEST,L.
Date: 27 Jul 01 - 11:51 AM

I guess I'd be confused as to what I was with a name like: Ben Wilma

L.

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: LoopySanchez
Date: 27 Jul 01 - 12:01 PM

"Saunders Kyser"?
or "Tip Kyser" if we use the pet name. (R.I.P., Tip)

If we can street names from former residences, I could be "Saunders Lynngate". Maybe I could be an Ivy League Pimp?

"I gots ta' git on over to tha Harvard Law lie-berry to pick up mah hoes afta they git done studyin'". An' they betta have mah munny!"

Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name?
From: rea
Date: 27 Jul 01 - 12:22 PM

ummmm middle name's ragsdale - does no good for anything. but: Middy Alabama Pahws Alabama Cinnamon Alabama Alpha Fairfax

just not in the cards, i guess.

*grin*